Starting a business is HARD as shit.

I don’t care what any politician, any magazine, any journalist says… it is hard and if you believe in those overnight rags-to-riches in one of those “Fast Company” articles, please bang your head against your laptop/phone screen right now.

Thomas Edison said “success is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.” Well, im telling you it’s more like 0.00001% and 99.99999%.

Of course, what’s even more obnoxiously annoying is how the government is claiming to be champions of small business (Obama’s “Yes We Can” is more like… “Yes We Take”), yet at the end of every month they have their hand sticking out, expecting to get paid for zero work they’ve done and zero risk they’ve taken.

I’m no anarchist. I’m no green tea party member. I’m no libertarian. But I do believe that in capitalism, entrepreneurs and the businesses they create (and hence the jobs they create) are the basic fabric of society. If you piss us off, we’ll either find ways to relieve that anger.. or just move. (No wonder so many internet companies are leaving US.)

Governments (and society in general) treat small companies like they’re big companies. But Steve Blank notes, small companies and startups are not big companies. So why should they be treated as such? (including taxes)

I have no desire to run for government office, but if I were the president and were looking for some kind of REAL economic reform, I wouldn’t be trying to “create” jobs bailing out banks and finance companies, as they don’t create value. IT’s like they’re trying to help an alcoholic quit by giving him more alcohol because his body is shaking from the alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Remember, an alcoholic is SUPPOSED to be withdrawing from alcohol to freakin’ quit.

Here are some PRACTICAL things the government can do

1) No corporate tax of any kind for companies if they’re under 5 years in operation and less than $250k in net revenue.

Children aren’t little adults. They are minors – they have their own set of rules, and a big chunk of adult rules don’t apply to them. Why don’t we do the same for companies that are just starting out so that we can give them a chance to succeed?

I would say if your company meets BOTH of these criteria

  • under 5 years in operation (as business entity of some sort)
  • under $250k net revenue (i.e. total revenue – cost of goods sold) – actually this is Mark Cuban’s idea, but i modified it .. net seems more logical than total (if you make $250k but spent $250k in goods to make that, you might as well not have done anything)

Then you don’t pay any corporate tax whatsoever. None. Zilch.

2) Free government healthcare for startups*

(* startups as classified from point #1)

Did you know health care as a percentage of GDP is the HIGHEST in US?

Staggering 17.9% according to WorldBank.

And you might imagine, the “expensive” states are bearing the biggest load.


Most likely, if you run a company, you notice that health benefits are probably your largest cost in terms of benefits.

This is ridiculous. How are cash AND cashflow strapped companies supposed to generate that much in health care costs for each and every employee?

Instead of having government sponsored healthcare for lazy welfare leeches, let’s give free healthcare to startups and their employees.

Im not a fan of forced redistribution of wealth, but since it’s there, let’s put it to better use.

3) TedX for Shark Tank (Shark TankX)

Bill Gates said

“If I was down to my last dollar, I’d spend it on public relations.”

One of the biggest reason for most startups not taking off is not lack of product market fit, not lack of experience, not lack of team’s abilities… but the fact that the market isn’t aware of what they do.

Unless you have a HUGE marketing spend (i.e. VC funded) or have some crazy growth hacking marketers to go viral, one of your biggest battle will be for getting some kind of press.

Shark Tank seems to have done a good job of getting exposure to startups and product ideas, but there’s only so many startups that can get coverage and there are only so many hours in a day that these investors can use to meet with them.

So why not use TEDX approach to Shark Tank? Have a “local Shark Tank” show in each and every city, hosted by local successful entrepreneurs?

I wouldn’t say that the government should get involved as equity partners (government should never be in business of any kind, other than basic government stuff like military, police, fire, roads, etc.), instead pay for the costs associated with producing & getting press for these shows.

What do you think? Leave your thoughts in the comments

By Jeremy Schoemaker

Jeremy "ShoeMoney" Schoemaker is the founder & CEO of ShoeMoney Media Group, and to date has sold 6 companies and done over 10 million in affiliate revenue. In 2013 Jeremy released his #1 International Best selling Autobiography titled "Nothing's Changed But My Change" - The ShoeMoney Story. You can read more about Jeremy on his wikipedia page here.

14 thoughts on “How I Would Help Entrepreneurs if I Were the President”
  1. I like this article. We need some new economic theories because lots ideas are old and before internet which changed everything. Government always just take money from us, but what we get?

  2. I could not agree with you more. Obama hates the entrepreneur. Its sad how small business people get hog tied in this country.

  3. This would be amazing, but seems too much like a dream and not even close to a reality 🙁

  4. Bill Gates is 100% correct:

    Gates is the most nefarious piece of filth on the planet, yet most shitizens think he’s a “good guy.”

    Ah, good ol’ propaganda (er, I mean “public relations).

    For example, did you know Bill Gates is heavily invested in prisons. Yep, prisons.


    I could go on and on about how evil Bill Gates is.

  5. I would vote for you, Jeremy! Let me know when you’re running and I’ll totally be behind you.

  6. I really support the idea of ‘No corporate tax of any kind for companies if they’re under 5 years in operation and less than $250k in net revenue.’ That’s just super smart and would really give new companies a chance to take off.

  7. You should check out 1 Million Cups. It’s what you envisioned for the local “Shark Tank” events. Here’s the one near you in Lincoln/Omaha.

    It’s hosted by Shane Reiser from Startup Genome.

  8. Most of the tax money is used to pay bureaucrats and you described them appropriately: at the end of every month they have their hand sticking out, expecting to get paid for zero work they’ve done and zero risk they’ve taken. Of course, politicians included! By the way, they determine and get their own ‘raise’ every year!

  9. I really like your first idea. I know that paying the corporate taxes was a huge disadvantage for my business when I started out, it would have been a huge relief to not have paid that!

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