Riding Bitch Sucks

Asshole Ted Murphy kept me out drinking and talking biz until the early am... Then I had to get up at 4:50AM to catch my flight. When I checked into the kiosk my seat said 11b.. Ok a isle seat not bad. See I am used to flying on these small CRJ planes and know them really well... In all of the CRJ series aircraft b is always a isle seat. Its the one thing you can bank on. These planes either have 3 seats across in a a-bc configuration or 4 across like ab-cd so as you can see b is always the isle. The isle seat is awesome for me when I want to do work cause you have more room to work on your laptop and stuff. Any way so the plane was mis labeled it was actually a much bigger Boeing plane which had a 6 across setup like abc-def so b was the middle seat also known as ridding bitch... Doh Btw speaking of getting bitch slapped-