Holy Crap Alarms And Machine Guns At The San Jose Airport

My wife, 7 week old baby, business manager and photographer had already flown earlier this morning out and told me to expect 2-3 hour delays for security after the events this morning in London. It was kind of a zoo getting into the airport. I got here pretty early and it took about 2 hours to get to my gate. They made me throw away my Cool Water Cologne like i guess incase they thought the ever so good smelling cologne was also an explosive liquid. I finally get to my gate and chill out. I am sitting talking to this nice lady next to me who asks me what I do for a living (isnt that always fun) when all of a sudden this ear piercing alarm sounded. It was like so loud... Then we heard a loud "EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW". I hit the deck and was like ZOMFG WTFBBQ.... Quickly the gate was filled with men in uniformed armed with machine guns. I never officially heard a "its ok to get up now" I guess I was to busy thinking about my wife and baby and what would happen if I was about to die. I did happen to have a terminal window open and told all my homies on #havok: Here is what I typed from my log-

OMG LOUD ALARM HOLY SH*T DUDES WITH MACHINE GUNS O WOW MORE DUDES WITH MACHINES GUNS IM GONN TAKE A PIC

Anyway people got up around me and so did I but I quickly grabbed my camera and took a picture of some of the armed Airport Security dude. Its just weird seeing some guy pack serious heat when I can’t get through with some cool water cologne on me. When i snapped the pic I had the flash on and he looked over at me like he was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF. Good thing my camera did not look like a gun... I zoomed in on him and got a close-up with the flash off. Evidently the whole cause of this was a little girl opened the doors that say, "DONT OPEN OR ALARM WILL SOUNDâ€? , that set off the alarm. OUPS. What a wrap-up to a ultra exciting Search Engine Strategies.