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Barry Schwartz is the head of useless stats & salacious poll results

by seobitch on September 11, 2013 · 18 comments

no-infographicsBarry Schwartz loves polls.  And what does he love even more?  Scaring the pants off fellow web marketers with his sketchy poll results.  “Only 7% Claim Full Recovery From Google’s Penguin 2.0 Update” screams one headline.  “72% Were Hit By Google’s Penguin 1.0 Or 2.0 Algorithm” screams another.  He even includes fancy pie charts – grossly over-sized – to show his astounding poll results.  But what many of the Barry groupies don’t realize is that he is the king of blowing smoke up your ass.

The problem with Barry is that he is skewed so far to the “sky is falling” group of webmasters, that pretty much none of the polls he does have even a grain of sand in truth.   And he fully admits his poll results are full of shit, because really, are 72% of all webmasters honestly impacted by Penguin? Not by a long shot, unless he wants to disclaimer that number is maybe counting webmasters whose sites improved because they gained rankings when other higher ranking sites got penalized.  And what are the odds that 72% of websites owners have even heard of Penguin, or Panda for that matter?  But don’t worry, Barry is always about the sensational headlines that are scare tactics to get people to click.  Are 72% of the people Barry teaches through his vast number of SEO related posts?  Welllllll…..

Then consider the poll itself.  If I am sitting pretty with nary a blemish on any of my websites, chances are good I am not going to bother responding to his poll.  However, if I saw the vast majority of my network crash and burn thanks to Penguin, you better believe I will respond to that poll so the world will know how much Google sucks for doing something like Penguin, and would probably throw in a few more choice comments about how much Google is hurting webmasters while the clever spammers are still all over the search results.  After all, some people have the mistaken belief that Matt Cutts and his spam team read every single word Barry writes about, when I am sure the truth is closer to a “OMFG, Barry is doing another one of his sensational link baity poll results headlines again.”

And Barry straight up admits that he sensationalizes all his poll result titles for more clicks.

Another recent poll I skewed the response of the poll by giving it a sensational title. I titled it Only 14% Of SEOs Trust Google. Only 14%, no way. I skewed my title to get clicks. Only 14% of SEOs FULLY trust Google, whereas 60% trust Google always or sometimes, which makes Google look much better. Only 35% of SEOs would never trust Google. Again, the title that is more in your face is 14% of SEOs trust Google but I skewed the title to attract more people to look at the poll results. I then published the full results so you can see. But clearly, again, apply the same bais I listed in example one and maybe those results should be more like only 20% of SEOs don’t trust Google or maybe not?

How is that for professional journalism, deliberately misleading your loyal audience.  GG Barry.  Next time, why doesn’t he do a real professional poll where he gets a decent cross section of small website owners and webmasters, rather than simply polling the Koolaid drinking rustybrickers who all have their tin foil hats securely on top of their heads whenever Google is involved and can’t wait for any opportunity to bitch about Google?  Ball is in your court Barry, and we are all waiting to see if you can actually do a legitimate poll that has real data instead of the rainbows and unicorns you are currently spewing.

 

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{ 18 comments }

Shoemoney 1 Devon

Barry Swartz loves poll? ;)

Shoemoney 2 Farrah

I think you’re being awfully unfair to Barry, he is very knowledgeable. Maybe you’re the stupid one.

Shoemoney 3 Walt C.

Sometimes it takes sensationalism to get the results one is after. Barry may be a bit dramatic but I have to believe it is because he’s trying to get our attention. Yea you have to take a lot of his statistics with a grain of salt but I wouldn’t go as far to say his information is worthless by any means.

Shoemoney 4 Neal Overton

I like penguins! but not sure what noise they make… oh wait wrong kind of penguin

Shoemoney 5 Oly B

I’m so glad someone else finally f*cking said it. That guys is a whack-job, a hack and just all around nutter. Way to call him out on his BS.

Shoemoney 6 Natalie David

is it wrong i’ve never even hear of this barry guy?

Shoemoney 7 Jan H.

Angry people are a lot more likely to respond to something/react than someone who is just content with something. It doesn’t take much for someone to get all pissed off and start spouting off how pissed they are, but if things work as expected they’ll say nothing. Things would have to go REALLY well for them to want to start talking about the positive experience, either. So yea of course his findings are going to skewed.

Shoemoney 8 Hansel

Screw sex selling, drama sells and that’s Barry bread and butter.

Shoemoney 9 Lyle J.

Matt Cutts is sercretly NSA I am on convinced.

Shoemoney 10 Sherry Campbell

At least the guy admits to pumping up his statistics!

Shoemoney 11 SnapeKillsDumbledore

So now blogging is concerned professional journalism? I call bullshit. Its a blog it doesn’t have to be 100% factual, get a grip, bitch.

Shoemoney 12 Steve

A decent cross of people polled? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Shoemoney 13 Corbin

There’s nothing wrong with rainbows and unicorns, they’re the stable of my daily intake, so keep it coming Barry!

14 Max

Pot Kettle?

15 faisal

There goes SEO BITCH! LOL.

16 derek

SEObitch, why should we even believe you? What is your resume in the SEO world?

Are you blowing smoke up our ass as well? You secretly post on Shoemoney’s blog but fail to provide proof of your SEO background.

Anyways, I don’t even use Google as my default search engine.

17 dave

Seriously, did I just read from Jeremy complaining that Barry is the sensationalist? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

18 Maarten

Barry who? Never heard of him…sorry

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