Mark Zuckerberg’s Penis

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At the first ever TechCrunch awards back in 2007 I was part of the “Press Core”.  Which gave me special access to some pretty big names down in the press room.

So anyway long story short (no pun intended) I am going to the bathroom and in rolls in Zuck to the urinal next to me.

Hes kind of standing back a bit and out of my peripheral vision I can see his penis. Now I have the option to actually look and since he is back so far he would never knew that I did..

So question. Would you look?

32 thoughts on “Mark Zuckerberg’s Penis

  1. Matty

    Wow you really try to squeeze every ounce of attention out of you taking a photo with Mark and being in the same bathroom as him.

    Cool life bro.

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    1. Elhaje

      I was wondering why someone was bashing the heck out of this site regarding the penguin update….I know why now it’s going downhill now…

  3. Justin Case

    So, Your standing there in the bathroom and in walks Shoemoney.. happens to stand right next to you while urinating. Question: Would you look to see if he had a penis?

  4. zimbrul

    Not just watch mate: I would have interviewed MZ’s penis. This could have attracted tons of attention: Once in a lifetime opportunity-Mark Zukerberg’s penis interview. How to piss three times a day and earning six figure revenue.

  5. blakemore

    Who cares and what does it matter? You don’t have anything better to do with your time than to post garbage like this? There’s more important things in the world than the size of Zuckerberg’s penis……..

  6. Josh

    Jeremy are you crazy????

    Don´t you have more ideas about what to publish????
    I´m man and I don´t care about another man penis, althought it is zuckerberg´s.

    Think twice before publish something in your site!!!

    unsubscribed now.

  7. techbytes

    If he was standing back a bit, then I’m sure he was inviting you to peek and I’m sure you did. Anyone else, I could care less but it is Zuckerberg. Do tell…

    1. Half-a-bil

      Mark has a huge cock’ Its thick, and about 8.5 inches’ He also has huge low-hanger nutts.His skin is soft like a wet marshmallow. Mark is vers, a good romantic top, and a hot bottom :)

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