At the first ever TechCrunch awards back in 2007 I was part of the “Press Core”. Which gave me special access to some pretty big names down in the press room.
So anyway long story short (no pun intended) I am going to the bathroom and in rolls in Zuck to the urinal next to me.
Hes kind of standing back a bit and out of my peripheral vision I can see his penis. Now I have the option to actually look and since he is back so far he would never knew that I did..
So question. Would you look?

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Final straw, unsubscribing. Posts on this blog have been going downhill.
no…..
Pecker checker
Wow you really try to squeeze every ounce of attention out of you taking a photo with Mark and being in the same bathroom as him.
Cool life bro.
for some reason thats a pretty high traffic keyword for one of my sites.
So?
Did you?
lol… I will never tell.
oh…that’s cool man!
Hacked?
Hilarious!
Lol your right arm looks very photoshopped
Why don’t you just give up. Your site continues to shrink and your facebook group is dead.
I was wondering why someone was bashing the heck out of this site regarding the penguin update….I know why now it’s going downhill now…
LOL to even think about looking, verifying your status?
hehe
Great, you look like brothers!!
So, Your standing there in the bathroom and in walks Shoemoney.. happens to stand right next to you while urinating. Question: Would you look to see if he had a penis?
Have to wonder if he’s looking at your penis
coool
POIDH
Well it will be unique, one of its kind, a billion dollar penis. I would defiantly see that.
LOL…
I am sure this is gng to get highest views in ur site
You really know how to get attention
< I would look.. but i'm female i would look at boobs too and all wieners lol
Not just watch mate: I would have interviewed MZ’s penis. This could have attracted tons of attention: Once in a lifetime opportunity-Mark Zukerberg’s penis interview. How to piss three times a day and earning six figure revenue.
seriously shoemoney?…. dont need to see this in my feed anymore. unsubbed.
Who cares and what does it matter? You don’t have anything better to do with your time than to post garbage like this? There’s more important things in the world than the size of Zuckerberg’s penis……..
Jeremy are you crazy????
Don´t you have more ideas about what to publish????
I´m man and I don´t care about another man penis, althought it is zuckerberg´s.
Think twice before publish something in your site!!!
unsubscribed now.
Truth. This is a pretty lame post.
If he was standing back a bit, then I’m sure he was inviting you to peek and I’m sure you did. Anyone else, I could care less but it is Zuckerberg. Do tell…
Mark has a huge cock’ Its thick, and about 8.5 inches’ He also has huge low-hanger nutts.His skin is soft like a wet marshmallow. Mark is vers, a good romantic top, and a hot bottom
He knows exactly what he is doing. Remember that yahoo post about snooki without makeup. It got viral in just few hours!