Introducing ShoeMoney Modeling Agency

by Jeremy Schoemaker on March 31, 2010 · 140 comments

Well its official

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About the author...

– who has written 2415 posts on ShoeMoney.com.

Hi I am Jeremy Schoemaker and ShoeMoney.com is my blog. 99% of the post here are done by me but you will see others occasionally make guest posts. This blog is fun to write but for my day job I run several online companies.

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{ 140 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Mubin March 31, 2010 at 6:04 pm

April 1st, Kudos

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2 SneakerBible March 31, 2010 at 6:20 pm

“I feel like I’m still Jeremy from the Blog”
Haha excellent.

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3 Shane March 31, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Ok yea this is the april fools prank :D

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4 Darrell April 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Prank or not. Absolutely brilliant!! Lol!!!

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5 Rob March 31, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Brilliant! Great April fools here!

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6 Andres Ferraro March 31, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Too funny!

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7 Profit Addiction March 31, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Have any buyers yet? :)

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8 Jeremy Schoemaker March 31, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Not yet… but its only been live a hour.

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9 Edgar March 31, 2010 at 10:32 pm

That was awesome! This shows the power you have Jeremy, when I grow up I want to be like you!

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10 Phil March 31, 2010 at 7:03 pm

I guess its that time of year again. Very funny

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11 Rachel March 31, 2010 at 7:12 pm

The Lazy Monkey is the best pose. Good for you for thinking big — if this internet thing doesn’t take off, at least you’ll have your modeling career to fall back on.

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12 Jeremy Schoemaker March 31, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Thanks Rachel

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13 Aaron March 31, 2010 at 7:13 pm

April fools is tomorrow :) . You didn’t top your dharma initiative joke from last year.

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14 Nicole March 31, 2010 at 7:15 pm

Just paid – Would like to request the Adam Lambert.

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15 Jeremy Schoemaker March 31, 2010 at 7:16 pm

You got it! email sent.

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16 James March 31, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Why the hell would someone pay you to model their stuff??!??

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17 Jeremy Schoemaker March 31, 2010 at 7:17 pm

James I gotta tell you its been hard for me to accept reality too.

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18 Andrew Blackburn March 31, 2010 at 7:54 pm

It’s late, I’m suffering from a real bad bout of insomnia,and for the first time since lurking here, I’ve felt the real urge to comment on this blog, just to post: LOL!

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19 R March 31, 2010 at 7:32 pm

Excellent !! Will you offer any review copies or master resale for this in the future ?

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20 S Ahsan March 31, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Sweeet! so whats the deal?

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21 Matt March 31, 2010 at 7:39 pm

lol love the video, great sense of humor, and…cup!

I’m sure you will get a lot of “jobs”, great way to raise some money for charity, nice one!

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22 S Ahsan March 31, 2010 at 7:40 pm

Sorry, at first i missed out the video. Dang, i love the parez hilton and why were you showing your hairy stomach while saying “people find you attractive”? ;) haha!

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23 Karl Hadwen March 31, 2010 at 7:41 pm

You definitely went to a lot of effort this year for April Fools, a bit overboard if you ask me. Why am I even writing this comment? It’s going to get deleted any ways..Yes, I do remember last year’s April Fools.

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24 Jeremy Schoemaker March 31, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Actually I dont delete them… I just dont approve them until its over. ;)

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25 Shane March 31, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Derek Zoolander sends his best regards, and a question … are you an ambi-turner?

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26 a March 31, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Your april fools jokes are getting weaker and weaker =)

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27 jtGraphic: James Thompson March 31, 2010 at 8:14 pm

I’m in for three! I’ll take a booking on the weekend of June 5th for a guest appearance at my Summer Chicken Wing and Jello Wrestling Festival. You’ll be facing off against Old Blue in the ring.

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28 Brian Clark March 31, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Literally laughed out loud at “Jeremy from the block.” Funny shit, Jeremy.

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29 Glenda Watson Hyatt March 31, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Hilarious! How did you keep a straight face?

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30 ibnujusup April 8, 2010 at 6:06 pm

looks like real…haha

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31 coaching train March 31, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Just Speechless. Outrageous video to drum up some buzz. Nice!

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32 Val Spangler, SeniorTweet March 31, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Off the top of my head I think I’ll try hats. Although my body is almost as photogenic as yours I just don’t think I’m up to competing with the t-shirts. Besides golfers wear hats and my market is narrower than yours. Thanks for sharing your imagination and your humility. – Val

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33 MyHipHopBling.com March 31, 2010 at 8:39 pm

People this is an amazing deal. You have no idea how many sales we have received since we had Jeremy model our Pimp Cups in this video!

LOL…Glad to see you are still rockin the Shoemoney Pimp Cup we sent you. Would have loved a plug in the video though ;)

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34 joe March 31, 2010 at 9:07 pm

What’s the date today?

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35 Ceear March 31, 2010 at 9:09 pm

mmm… April Fools Modeling Inc…

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36 marhgil March 31, 2010 at 9:11 pm

isn’t $2,500 a little bit pricey? come on, you must give at least a trial offer! how about 50% discount for your first customer?

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37 Melvin March 31, 2010 at 9:22 pm

wow.. this is awesome..

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38 Melvin March 31, 2010 at 9:24 pm

great! interesting. (¡slooɟ ʎɐp slooɟ lıɹdɐ ʎddɐɥ)

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39 Jeremy Blake March 31, 2010 at 9:41 pm

this is so funny…awesome moves

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40 domainpubber March 31, 2010 at 9:45 pm

April Fools!

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41 browie March 31, 2010 at 9:59 pm

Yes my comment will not be posted because this is your A p r i l F o o l s joke.

:)

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42 Big Lou March 31, 2010 at 10:15 pm

hahahaha, Well Shoe, you got em.. This is a April Fool’s Prank!!! lol

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43 Stuart March 31, 2010 at 10:58 pm

If the prices includes the “Blue Steel” pose I think we will order some. No blue steel…. no deal!

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44 Travis March 31, 2010 at 11:14 pm

When are you going to setup your affiliate program? Cant wait to join. This will convert like crazy.

I assume you’ll provide some sample portfolio images so we can create landing pages?

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45 nickycakes March 31, 2010 at 11:17 pm

not as good as the lost one last year

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46 Ricardo March 31, 2010 at 11:19 pm

LOOOOL at the pimp cup… good one *wink*

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47 TEGS March 31, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Just like a fine wine, it gets better year after year.

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48 Charles April 1, 2010 at 12:00 am

how nice of you to donate the proceeds of this project.

do you fly anywhere? i mean, to other places other than the US just to do this project? what’s the catch?

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49 Josh April 1, 2010 at 12:17 am

That was hilarious. Best. post. ever.

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50 lawrenceq April 1, 2010 at 12:20 am

What happen to the B-Boy Stance?

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51 Matt April 1, 2010 at 12:24 am

Is there any chance this will turn out to be an April Fools joke? This seems out of Jeremy’s style.

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52 christian April 1, 2010 at 12:41 am

You still have a few hours left till April Fools Day Jeremy…but I applaud your effort to bamboozle all of the sheeple. So far you got 20 commenters who were completely clueless to the date.

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53 d3so April 1, 2010 at 1:18 am

lol I wonder if you guys are being serious or sarcastic…..APRIL FOOLS!!!!
fools…. Nice one :)

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54 d3so April 1, 2010 at 1:22 am

Smart move… You queued comments and approved those who were seemingly fooled.

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55 Dilip April 1, 2010 at 1:59 am

I am sure this is a April Fool 2010 stunner from the Jeremy Stable. ;-)

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56 Fadi April 1, 2010 at 2:34 am

Yeah right, happy April fools day LOL

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57 Internet Marketing Malta April 1, 2010 at 2:55 am

Good April’s Fool Joke Jeremy :) Your ideas are always the best

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58 Anthony April 1, 2010 at 3:10 am

April Fools!

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59 Mega Champ April 1, 2010 at 3:21 am

Nice, beats the last year’s Lost Video :D

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60 Janusz April 1, 2010 at 3:35 am

I’ve never actually realized you look very similar to Ben Stiller!
Great product Shoe , I have hired few models in the past so at this price this is a steel ;)

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61 ian April 1, 2010 at 4:57 am

The “I’m still Jeremy from the block” line made me lol.

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62 Nick April 1, 2010 at 5:46 am

Happy April Fools!

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63 pants-on-the-ground April 1, 2010 at 5:57 am

lame Aprils fool attempt

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64 Mike T. April 1, 2010 at 6:02 am

More importantly, did you ever get that 5th ice cube?

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65 jehzlau April 1, 2010 at 6:24 am

is this serious or another awesome april fool’s day joke? :D

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66 Ronald Redito April 1, 2010 at 6:42 am

Wow, this is my ultimate goal! To be famous and model for other peoples’ products.

Work of pure genius!

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67 RU for real April 1, 2010 at 6:48 am

Great idea this time around if you know what I mean!

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68 Nathan Driver April 1, 2010 at 7:04 am

LOL I’m dying man – this was hilarious! Great this year

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69 Charley April 1, 2010 at 7:06 am

this is a great idea to give back to the society thru your skills. More grease to your elbow

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70 D' Intelligent Investor April 1, 2010 at 7:29 am

Is this another April Fool’s joke ? Cause it’s really good hehehehe :-)

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71 Free Wallpapers Fan April 1, 2010 at 7:40 am

What sort of models are you looking for? I’m a average guy, not too ugly…is it ok to join?

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72 Justin April 1, 2010 at 7:55 am

Is this an April fools joke? I know you’re famous for those and I can’t believe no one else has asked.

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73 Abhik April 1, 2010 at 8:05 am

WHOOA!!!
I’ll take this as a April Fool’s prank :p

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74 Richard Scott | Jewelry Secrets April 1, 2010 at 8:15 am

This has been a great laugh this morning. Loved it. SPANDEX? lol OMG Good stuff. Happy Fools Day!

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75 Reggie April 1, 2010 at 8:32 am

Just one question Shoe, what song is playing in the background??

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76 Andrea Schoemaker-Timbrook April 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm

I think it’s RuPaul – Supermodel

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77 Reggie April 2, 2010 at 12:29 am

awesome! thanks :)

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78 Scott Skinger April 1, 2010 at 8:57 am

Nice work Zoolander…really digging the “laid back monkey”! Check out our new Windows 3.1 Training release video on our home page, very end made me laugh and think of you. :)

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79 Laura April 1, 2010 at 9:01 am

I loved this!!! Made my day!

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80 Rob McFaul April 1, 2010 at 10:07 am

If I need you to wear a hat instead of a T-shirt, would that be cheaper. Cause a hat is small than a t-shirt. We have hats for our drinking website, but no t-shirts.

Maybe we should have t-shirts.

Let me know.

Rob

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81 ways to make money online April 1, 2010 at 10:08 am

If it wasn’t April Fools, this idea would have been acceptable haha

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82 Sensei April 1, 2010 at 10:28 am

Lol, this is a great April Fools day, you put lots of effort in it I guess ;)

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83 Dave April 1, 2010 at 10:35 am

I still think last years is really hard to beat. The fact that you had all those people wanting to call you on your joke and let only the ones that fell for it through was genius.

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84 Darin Carter April 1, 2010 at 11:16 am

how many orders have you gotten so far ???

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85 Shane April 1, 2010 at 11:26 am

Fock Yes

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86 AndrewSaysSo April 1, 2010 at 11:46 am

Brilliant! If you haven’t seen it yet, be sure to wait 1/2 way through to see the different poses and expressions. THIS is what modeling should be about. Move over Tyra Banks.

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87 hackcorp April 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Haha, how come you didn’t remove all the comments of people saying that it’s April fools this year? :)
Just submitted your video to all the modeling agency sites, please let me know if I can plug in my affid anywhere… :)

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88 Andrey Gayvoronsky April 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm

nice joke, man! :) )))

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89 Flipem.info April 1, 2010 at 2:18 pm

If I pay 100 for an autographed pic, can I really get it?

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90 Jeremy Schoemaker April 1, 2010 at 5:44 pm

yes of course. Just make sure you specify your desired pose.

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91 jtGraphic April 2, 2010 at 9:29 am

wait, so if I pay $5k for you to come out to Vermont, you will?

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92 Karl Thomas April 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Great post Jeremy. It’s important to keep things light and entertaining. Especially on new years. Humor brightens up peopels days and sinc everyone loves to laugh it will create a loyal following.

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93 Muhammad Azhar Qayyum April 1, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Nice, happy April fools day LOL

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94 fas April 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm

I think this was an awesome effort.

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95 Jon April 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Brilliant! Great April fools here!

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96 BigEdinTX April 1, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Kudos! Out of the Park home run. Best of the whole lot today.

The tummy power roll was the head shakenist moment. The stuff dreams are made of.

You are in a league of one.

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97 Samn April 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Here in the UK i’ve wanted to post this was an April fools joke since 8AM — but KNEW you’d be removing comments that gave it away too soon. Must be getting towards the end of the day in Lincoln NE ahh?? :-)

Great Post :-)

p.s — I always forget to put my email when i leave a comment – and when you get the error saying – please fill in email, i have to write out my whole comment again. Could you please not do some form validation with ajax on page, instead of with a server side check? Thanks!!! :-)

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98 Resell Rights Ebooks April 1, 2010 at 7:16 pm

OK…I am done!!!

*Moment to compose myself*

I was watching this and cracking up! My wife is calling out from the other room “What’s so funny?” I was…correct that…am in tears.

When the adam lambert pose flashed I totally lost it. Couldn’t breathe and had a hard time getting my ass off the couch and outside for some fresh air. Once outside I am still roaring and in tears. Look to my left and there are my neighbors sitting at their patio table starring back at me. The look on their faces made me crack even more.

Great post. Definitely made my day. Hope the new venture does well. Keep us posted!!

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99 Melvin April 2, 2010 at 1:36 am

really hilarious! i just can’t help laughing again and again watching the vid..

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100 AffiliatePaying April 2, 2010 at 4:50 am

Very funny, happy April fools day!

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101 Livelife April 2, 2010 at 8:32 am

Thats really funny…… :)

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102 Virtual Worlds For Kids April 2, 2010 at 9:46 am

Shoe,

Dude you always have the best April fools stories. Nice work and very funny!

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103 Millionaire Acts April 2, 2010 at 9:27 pm

Nice April Fools Shoe! :)

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105 Melody April 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm

hahahaha that “hoe” cup is pimpin!

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106 Rick Vaughn April 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Gotta love the one-legged spear chucker.

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107 web April 4, 2010 at 3:12 am

A good positive attitude will go far in assisting you in getting to your goal. Looking forward to reviewing your stats this season.

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108 Alan Green April 4, 2010 at 4:27 am

Do you wash the shirts every day?

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109 40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 7:59 am

John’s April 1st Joke was great.

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110 RayBurton April 4, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Omg… the chocolate blueberry. Just spit water on my keyboard….lol

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111 Brian P April 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Wow you really got me.. I have not been here for a while and I was like no way!

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112 spameater April 4, 2010 at 10:42 pm

Ahh too bad I missed your April Fool’s post! Btw Shoe, this modeling agency is a great idea. ;) Just sayin’

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113 KrisM77 April 4, 2010 at 11:20 pm

What about the Zoolander pout, Shoe? That’s a must for a male supermodel like yourself.

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114 WanderingMommy April 4, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Okay, so if anybody pays you to model a bikini would you do it?

Kidding aside though, that was a funny video! Good job on your April Fool’s blog post. But I’m not sure if a lot of people bought it. That Tom Sawyer pose and lazy monkey pose were so funny! :D

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115 MVZP_01 April 4, 2010 at 11:43 pm

Just a question, has anyone or any company ever sent you something else besides a shirt? A mug, a cap, a poster?

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116 floresparati April 5, 2010 at 12:35 am

Hahahaha! And here I was, thinking I might get a shirt printed for you to wear.

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117 F2Xsites April 5, 2010 at 1:05 am

I remember a site that sent Shoe… a mini easel or sth? But yeah, Jeremy gets other stuff, I suppose. He’d still post about it even if it’s not a shirt.

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118 WhateverWorks April 5, 2010 at 8:30 am

This really had me going for a minute there, Shoe! Great gag!

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119 Jonathan April 5, 2010 at 10:34 am

Lol, I haven’t laughed from a video in quite some time. I still snicker about it every once in a while.

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120 Mikey April 5, 2010 at 11:16 am

Keep the awesome content coming. LOL. Shoe’s got a great sense of humor fo’sho.

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121 Joel April 5, 2010 at 12:53 pm

I just love it!!!!
I love his sense of humor THE BEST

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122 Tech April 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm

Lol good one!

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123 Steve April 5, 2010 at 10:17 pm

I was really hoping it was chicks modeling. Not Shoemoney Modeling.

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But Shoemoney Modeling is funny :)

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You have balls, haha. Nice video, great sense of humor.

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Loving the nofollowed comment spam… this is why I subscribe to future comments… brilliant!

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How did this pop up in the email?

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137 Courtney September 7, 2011 at 11:41 am

OMG! Yes! I will have a laid back monkey AND the Princess Diana. Thanks for linking back to this post. Super funny.

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