How To Give A Lap Dance

by Jeremy Schoemaker on November 13, 2009 · 34 comments

During the Pubcon Poker tournament Neil Patel demonstrates how to give a lap dance.

Is there anything this kid is not good at?

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1 NEELMONEY November 13, 2009 at 8:34 am

This is not a lap dance , its typical Dirty Dance. and I cant imagine Mr Neil is doing such thing there.

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2 Brad November 13, 2009 at 9:07 am

lol – Neil at lost bad at poker, he needed to raise some money.

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3 NEELMONEY November 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm

This is the example of what happens when somebody lost to his game.Bad Bad poker. yea ! and he is doing such thing to earn some money with dirty dance.

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4 Steve November 13, 2009 at 9:52 am

I’m not sure why he knows how to give one. Most guys only know how to receive one.

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5 Learn Internet Marketing November 13, 2009 at 10:28 am

Damn thats hot

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6 PPCpimps November 13, 2009 at 11:26 am

most important question…who’s the chick?

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7 Ken Savage November 13, 2009 at 9:42 pm

With a rack like that she must be talent.

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8 Kevin November 14, 2009 at 1:09 am

I have to agree :)

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9 NEELMONEY November 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

OOFF!! Neil is rubbing the wrong thing.

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10 hackcorp November 13, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Hehe, she should’ve stuck chips in him so he could go back in the game… :)

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11 Geeks are Sexy November 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Uh… excuse me but, I wasn’t really looking at Neil (Sorry dude!) ;)

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12 MLDina November 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Oh. My. God. Maybe I AM glad I didn’t make it to Pubcon!

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13 ZK @ Web Marketing Blog November 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm

We would love to see you in that Chair Dina …

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14 Kevin November 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Wow! This guy can do everything!

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15 ZK @ Web Marketing Blog November 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I am sure Neil Lap teacher can proud on him …

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16 ZK @ Web Marketing Blog November 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Boy Neil is the life of any party … its always nice to have such lively person around …

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17 fas November 14, 2009 at 10:16 am

If you call that good lap dance then I dont know what is bad?

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18 Cheaper Parcel Deliveries November 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm

LOL – Lapping Out Load….

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19 blog penghasil uang November 14, 2009 at 2:34 pm

never mind , but i think i like to seen. Lol

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20 Kyle November 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Yes, he’s bad at giving lap dances.

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21 Manuel November 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Looks like he tried to raise some money for the next game?

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22 Tinh November 15, 2009 at 9:03 pm

Neil is not a skilled lap dancer yet, I could do much better than what he did hehehe

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23 Cruise Ships November 16, 2009 at 2:09 am

Hahaha very nice dance. Good tips, and very good dance. Neil did it great

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24 tommy November 16, 2009 at 3:15 am

i don’t think that is a dance
but he seems very enjoy it, dance with sexy woman.

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25 La Digue Island Lodge November 16, 2009 at 7:19 am

Wow! Neil is just good at everything…Is there something this guy cannot do?

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26 World Cruises November 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

A male lap dance? hmmm.. i don’t think so

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27 Corey November 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Neil – You’re the man! That was hysterical!

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28 S Ahsan November 17, 2009 at 2:36 am

This is soo Freaking Hilarious!! DamN!!! I didnt know Neil could do the thing better than some local dancers

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29 Cigar Reviews November 17, 2009 at 2:02 pm

This is hilarious. I wish I would have been there to see it… and no liquor involved? Wow. What a manly man. :)

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30 wisnugroho November 17, 2009 at 11:30 pm

I’m new in dancing, my culture is dancer prohibited.

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31 Ps3 Modern Warfare 2 November 19, 2009 at 7:27 am

I don’t thik Mr. Neil was doing any lap dance. But it seems to have great enjoy from Mr. Neil.

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32 Cathy Jane November 19, 2009 at 10:57 am

Thats a scary lap dance, I would not want him near me giving me such a dance…yucks!

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33 Ann March 23, 2010 at 2:39 am

Does he call it as a lap dance? He should save some energy for next round.

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34 Cheryl K April 15, 2010 at 6:35 pm

lol … nice to see a guy giving it a try. he should take my course!!!

lapdancelessons DOT info

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