How To Ditch Annoying People At Social Events

I would like to start out by saying this post is a joke.... If I have ever talked to you and one of these happened it was purely a coincidence We have all been there. You're at a social event - a conference, a party wherever. You need to bail out of the conversation you're having with someone. Maybe they're boring, maybe they are trying to pitch you some retarded idea, maybe they have bad breath... you need to bail, here are my tips. Two Eyed Blink Pretty much anyone in the industry that knows me knows about the two eyed blink. If I am talking to someone and look at them and blink with both of my eyes it means come get me the hell out of this conversation. Wanna Grab Some Coffee Most of my team knows if I am talking to someone and look at them and ask if they want to grab some coffee it means get me the hell out of this conversation. Bathroom Check If you're solo and in a pinch you can just simply interrupt the person and say "Hey do you know where the bathroom is? I was just on my way. I will catch up with you later" I Gotta Thing Much like the bathroom check this is a good solo technique as well. Be polite and say - "Hey it was a pleasure talking with you. I gotta thing in 5 minutes lets catch up." Well those are my tips. I cant wait to hear yours!