How Nebraska Got Owned By CollegeHumor.com

by Jeremy Schoemaker on May 19, 2009 · 42 comments

The state of Nebraska was just informed today that our new license plate would be this:

After the results were announced, we quickly found out we had been had.  College Humor had a page devoted to “Ruin a Nebraska”.  So we’re stuck with boring license plates, voted on by users of CollegeHumor.

At least we’ll be known for football and now for a boring license plate. NebraskPWNED!

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{ 42 comments… read them below or add one }

1 mike May 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Wow, what a prank, not!

retards! lol

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2 Aman@BullsBattleBears May 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm

haha..still looks better than the PA plates!

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3 ways to make money online May 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm

I’m sorry but I don’t even consider Nebraska a football state…Ohio State is more like it Shoemeister…Sorry…

Nebraska is known for it’s corn fields…

And you Shoemeister!!!

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4 Jeremy Schoemaker May 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm

I actually went to Ohio state… 1994 do some homework ;)

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5 Adam Baird May 20, 2009 at 8:38 am

define went

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6 Jeremy Schoemaker May 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm

i partied in columbus ohio

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7 Free Directory Submission May 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Oh well, now 5 people who have cars in Nebraska will own the ugly plates. :-D j/j
I think they are doing it everywhere now. A few years ago I lived in Indiana and they made ugly green plates as well. :)

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8 Aman@BullsBattleBears May 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm

I remember those ugly green plates. Lucky for me, it matched the Accord that I drove back then…since then, they changed the Indiana plates to “In God We Trust” which for some reason were recalled by IDOT and everyone got another set of plain looking plates.

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9 free directory submission May 20, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Thats funny… These states must be running out of the designers. :) For some reason all coastal plates still have pretty ones. :)

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10 Daria May 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm

I wonder if one could ever invent a license plate that everyone would like… lol

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11 Swansonager May 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm

this is pretty funny man, don’t forget about Warren though, he makes you guys famous too though :)

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12 brian ostrowiak 1000DollarAutos.com May 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm

haha ouch.. well hey they still look better then those HORRIBLE smiley “its that friendly” license plates we had in KY a few years back

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13 DaveBeecham May 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm

I miss Lazlo’s almost as much as the almighty ‘Skers! mmmm—-Lavosh! I saw Bo P is now twittering w/ 1000 followers in the first week!

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14 Need Backlinks May 19, 2009 at 7:48 pm

It looks better then our boring old plates out here in CA.

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15 Needmoney.com May 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Hmm, shame the poll is closed, I would have liked to have seen the other options.

I don’t really see what’s wrong with the design, though. It looks fine to me.

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16 Justin May 20, 2009 at 10:31 am
17 Master Craig May 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm

I think it is a sad state of affairs that NE got pranked like that. Can’t the state government oppose this change? Well, if not at least I can be glad I don’t live in NE.

you have my sympathies.

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18 Insane Landing Pages May 20, 2009 at 1:57 am

Nice dull grey color. One of the states should come out with a totally customizable photo license plate… kind of like how they do the photo postage stamps.

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19 Ricky Peterson May 20, 2009 at 2:56 am

This is really sad story shoe. Not sure what to tell & i clearly remember those ugly green plates..lol

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20 Find Affiliate Offers May 20, 2009 at 6:34 am

It doesn’t look too bad to me. What’s wrong with simple?

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21 Technology Slice May 20, 2009 at 8:01 am

I can’t see anything wrong with the plates.

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22 bladi420 May 20, 2009 at 8:38 am

well I dont see nothing wrong with this licence, maybe people see it a little bit simple and also the grey color is like a sad color but for me it looks like very cool. If you are upset about this you should come and see the licence of panama that’s really ugly licence

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23 Matt Mauldin May 20, 2009 at 9:06 am

This happened because CollegeHumor.com has more readers than the entire state of Nebraska. What’s their population? 100 people? 105?

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24 Eric Green May 20, 2009 at 2:35 pm

no it more like Colllege humor had more readers than people that gave a damn about Nebraskas license plate. and that might have been 100-105

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25 Rachel May 22, 2009 at 11:38 am

Wow you’re kind of an idiot. And since 100% of the replies you’ve received to this comment have called you out on your idiocy, there must not be anyone in the world who thinks otherwise. Because absolutely every living person posts their opinion to stupid shit on the internet.

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26 Nathan Steinbach May 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Hey Matt last time I checked Nebraska had a little under 2 million people in it so get a life you stereotypical jerk…

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27 Stereotypical Jerk August 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Wow, first time I came back to this post since I posted my first comment.

Way to go, Eric! You got the Shoe-like satire Jeremy liberally sprinkles throughout his blog. Looks like Nathan and Rachel need to take a less from you (and find a coke and a smile).

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28 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas May 20, 2009 at 10:00 am

I live in Nebraska too, and when I saw the picture I was like what the hell man, that license plate is sooo lame.
Why can we just not keep the ones we have and save some money stupid NE legislators or people who decided that it was a good idea for a new license plate.

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29 Alan Parekh May 20, 2009 at 10:07 am

LOL, the power of the net! The fade is great, it does look like the typical power point slide. :)

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30 Joe Tech May 20, 2009 at 10:44 am

The other 3 “finalists” weren’t much to look at either, but it’s funny how first Time got pwned and now Nebraska. What’s next?

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31 Rachel May 22, 2009 at 11:40 am

Time wasn’t “pwned”. They asked who was the most influential person of 2009. Moot won when his followers flooded the polls. Do you know what the word influential means?

Also does anybody use “pwned” unironically anymore?

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32 VaBeachKevin May 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Are you telling me you guys only have 1 license plate? We have over 200 different plates in Virginia – http://bit.ly/2TCEg

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33 fas May 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Why oh why is the number plate cluttered. We don’t have anything except the registration number on the plates in India and nothing is allowed either.

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34 Paul May 20, 2009 at 6:05 pm

All of those plates were pretty weak… was the winning plate the one they told everyone to vote for?

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35 Derek May 20, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Well, at least those plates will look tasteful on funeral home cars.

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36 Rod May 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm

At least Nebraska gives its citizens a choice. Why don’t you folks grow up, become adults and do something constructive for a change. Kind of reminds me of computers hackers and grafiti taggers. Always trying to pick on other people who have done nothing to them. Oh, and by the way, we Nebraskans do have our issues but remember the scripture “let he who has no sin cast the first stone”. Oh, and noticed it doesn’t say STONED. Grow up guys…

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37 Jay @ work from home May 23, 2009 at 12:01 pm

So, did the state of Nebraska do something to them? That plate looks really plain! At least a picture could have been added.

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38 Eric Green May 23, 2009 at 3:04 pm

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10639217

at least they admitted it. I want the old plate though I like the gradient better than the one they are actually going to go with.

Sigh… Big time problems nothing else could possibly be worse in the world–

–idiots please note the sarcasm in the last sentence

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39 Tim @ Blog Tips For Beginners May 25, 2009 at 7:40 pm

Haha that’s so awesome!

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40 christian March 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm

I didnt realize how ugly Nebraska’s license plates were til I moved here. The ones now have to much ugly crap on them ( like a wagon at the bottom and all these ugly ass colors that dont look good together- come on!? SERIOUSLY). And the new 2011 ones are just as ugly, im not sure if the bird one won or which one it was. NEBRASKA! get some nice simple classy plates, with good colores, no drawings- like California’s simple but badass, Virginia’s are classy and simple ass well, Texas has some drawings but its all the same colors. Now i aint from here and i aint trying to dis Nebraska but…// i think i speak for atleast most of the youth here. Oooh an one last thing why the hell are the plates plastic here that ruins it aswell CHEAP!)

Shit i come here to got to UNL but now im even starting to feel embarrassed an i aint even from here or even been here that long

ite b eazy

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41 Cars Under 1000 Used For Cheap January 18, 2011 at 7:00 pm

i thought this was kind of stupid

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42 none August 1, 2011 at 8:24 am

The barfy bird plates won and they didn’t ask for my opinion!!!The new plates in Nebraska have the stupid state bird and flower on them medowlark and goldenrod and they are ugly!!:P I like the old plates with chimney rock and the covered wagon the oxen the best!!!

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