Girls Peeing Standing Up – Free Shirt Friday

by Jeremy Schoemaker on March 20, 2009 · 139 comments

Go-Girl.com is “the discreet, disposable, simple and sanitary way to urinate standing up.” Since I’m a guy, this has never really been a problem for me. :) But for all you ladies out there looking to stand up while you pee – there is a product out there for you! (And for only a couple bucks.) Sure, I admit we all had a good laugh when we opened up the package at the office, but after talking to my wife she admitted it would have been pretty useful in her overseas travels (she volunteered for over a year in Nigeria). Hmm…

I have also heard this is useful for Girls peeing standing up at concerts where the toilets are super nasty.

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Me with the “Go Girl”

Me unwrapping the “Go Girl”

Me demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”

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1 Realin March 20, 2009 at 7:15 am

LooooooooooL hell

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2 Free Webmaster and SEO Tools March 21, 2009 at 1:59 am

I agree!

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3 Lux March 21, 2009 at 8:40 am

Free Webmaster and SEO Tools – Just wanted to save you some time and tell you that even if you respond to everything with one word answers to get your comments up Jeremy will just delete your name from top commentors if it is a keyword.

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4 Darren Singleton March 20, 2009 at 7:26 am

Suits you Jeremy. I’ve seen a similar product advertised myself, can’t imagine many girls carrying one around in their handbags though!

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5 Mellissa Gorecki March 20, 2009 at 7:30 am

Ohhhh how little do you truly know women. Even the daintiest chick you think you know has attempted to squat at one point in her life. We also have bowel movements and get runny noses when sick, too.

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6 jim March 20, 2009 at 7:26 am

Clever product, I’m surprised it wasn’t invented earlier, to be honest…

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7 Gary McCaffrey March 20, 2009 at 7:26 am

Haha, well demonstrated. A few friends of mine use them when we go to festivals. The one’s they had were called ‘she-pee’s', here in the UK.

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8 Sarah Lam March 20, 2009 at 7:28 am

Ooo, I want to get one. It has never been easy to pee outdoor since the public toilets are all screwed. By the way, great pictures there, especially the last one (chuckle!).

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9 Mellissa Gorecki March 20, 2009 at 7:32 am

Would definitely be an addition to my purse!

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10 Indo Contest March 20, 2009 at 7:29 am

Hahaha. ROFL….
This new for me.
I’m gonna check their site. ;)

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11 Mellissa Gorecki March 20, 2009 at 7:29 am

FINALLY lolol oh man..

I love it. Is it hygienically reusable?

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12 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 8:29 am

It is fine to dispose the GoGirl after one use….or clean and reuse. Numerous people have told us that they have put their GoGirls in the dishwasher for cleaning.

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13 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas March 20, 2009 at 9:53 am

what… is that sanitary?

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14 Caracol Cream March 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm

In the dishwasher? Arghhh!

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15 Kristine March 20, 2009 at 7:35 am

LOL!!! Can’t say I’ve never considered it before. But….couldn’t you just go out and buy a funnel?

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16 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 8:36 am

The key with the GoGirl is its compact, collapsible, and it offers a spill guard.

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17 Lady Maksima March 20, 2009 at 7:38 am

What do you feel in this, with this?

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18 Jake March 20, 2009 at 7:46 am

SWEET! Can you say early Christmas present for my girlfriend? hahaha Pics were funny as hell Shoe!

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19 Ruben Ricart March 20, 2009 at 7:47 am

cool idea, kind of weird though…lol. this line on their site is classic lol –

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20 Ruben Ricart March 20, 2009 at 7:47 am

Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature. You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.

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21 Pheak Tol March 20, 2009 at 7:52 am

thats awwwwesommmee!!!!!!!!

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22 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 8:32 am

THANKS! We think so too :)

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23 Chris Dessi March 20, 2009 at 7:55 am

The first sign that the apocalypse is upon us?

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24 sobe March 20, 2009 at 7:55 am

It’s not anatomically correct.

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25 Youngistaan blog March 20, 2009 at 7:57 am

lol this is funny.

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26 Zach March 20, 2009 at 8:06 am

Dude. What???

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27 Craig March 20, 2009 at 8:08 am

These have been around a long time. I remember seeing them advertised in camping magazines in the late 1980s, and I’m sure they were not new then.

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28 Pyj March 20, 2009 at 8:12 am

LOL! Funny bastard. Shoemoney’s posting some good blogs lately!

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29 nickel March 20, 2009 at 8:27 am

If this goes mainstream (no pun intended), they’ll have to start putting urinals in women’s bathrooms.

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30 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 8:32 am

In 2000 at a festival in Europe called Pinkpop they had a urinal for women because of this type of product. It was a streaming success (no pun intended) :)

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31 Aman@BullsBattleBears March 20, 2009 at 8:28 am

wow. lol.

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32 Faisal Anwar March 20, 2009 at 8:47 am

LOL, Jeremy…come on.. hahah, this is hilarious!

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33 Acai Burn March 20, 2009 at 8:58 am

No need to demonstrate, we got the general ideal.

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34 Stephanie DeLuca March 20, 2009 at 9:04 am

Hoda and Billy Bush were talking about it on the Today show the other day. I think this is absolutely hilarious. Although I do agree with Melissa-some women don’t need this invention.

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35 Harrisburg Web Design March 20, 2009 at 9:24 am

I can’t add anymore to the puns. I will say though that you look really sweet in that get up!

I would probably use one of those if I were a girl since I am a bit of a germaphobe and despise touching anything in a public restroom.

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36 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 11:06 am

Our favorite part is that it is perfect for germaphobes and for really outdoorsy girls.

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37 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas March 20, 2009 at 9:51 am

ok… this may have been one of the weirdest shirts I have ever seen you wear and product in “your” hands. I bet you had a hard time not laughing when taking the pictures.

You should send some to “Disa Johnson” and be like if you ever want to remember what it feels like to be able to pee standing up these can help. And won’t cost you another visit to the plastic surgeon. LOL

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38 Google Now Hiring- Make $200 a Day March 20, 2009 at 10:19 am

oh my gosh….why???!!LOL Um, I don’t know why a girl would want to pee standing up, but this is wrong on so many levels! :O

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39 Fumi March 20, 2009 at 9:57 am

Dope! Any girl that goes snowboarding with me will be using one of these nifty tools. Now there is no need to stop at the bottom of the hill ever besides getting on the lift!!

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40 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 11:09 am

Glad you like it. It is AWESOME for snowboarding and skiing. It is such a pain to take off the gear every single time a girl has gotta go

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41 Kenney Works From Home March 20, 2009 at 10:15 am

That’s so funny and so cool. I can’t wait to send this to my wife.

Great niche. lol. A the name is clever.

Shoe… what’s up with the demonstrations… lol.

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42 GoGirl March 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

Kenney..Your wife is a lucky lady! Not every guy can appreciate how many times a lady might need a GoGirl. YOU ROCK!

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43 Blog Expert March 20, 2009 at 10:21 am

Well now that is a very interesting product. I think girls should just stick with sitting on the pot. It would be good for girls that get drunk and seen to feel like they need to P outside in the public.

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44 Kuuzak March 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

You’d have to be drunk to pay and use the shame funnel.

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45 BlogAngry March 20, 2009 at 11:06 am

Now, That’s Funny!!!!!!

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46 Paul U March 20, 2009 at 12:39 pm

That is disgusting!

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47 Mrs. Micah March 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Makes so much sense to me. This would have been really useful when in some parts of Italy where the lady’s toilet was literally a hole in the floor. Or for portapotties…sketch.

I’ll have to think about it. Already a happy Diva Cup user.

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48 Taris Janitens March 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm

I saw a similar product on TOp Gear once – the description of where to use it was the funniest bit haha

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49 Make Money Online March 21, 2009 at 6:27 am

And Clarkson demonstrated what Jerermy is doing here.

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50 Pinyo March 20, 2009 at 2:06 pm

You could’ve at least paid for a woman model. But it’s a lot more funny this way.

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51 Sarah G March 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Hi Shoe,

How is your ‘Obama Stimulus Package’ adwords scam working out for you? Are you worried Uncle Sam could bust you soon? I hear they are going to go after you guys. I see your ads all over my site and it disgusts me how low scum bags will go to make a quik buck.

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52 mmm March 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm

he is not promoting you fucking ret0ard.

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53 Play Games Win Prizes March 20, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Hmmm…because it’s a funnel, doesn’t it mean the girl would need to hold a steady stream of pee? An overflow would just make it more messy!

-Mike

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54 PMGGuy March 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Real question is….
will the funnel end fit inside an empty beer bottle?

No more road trip pit stops!!!

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55 PMGGuy March 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm

OMG! Its a local (to me) Minnesota company! I gotta check this one out a little closer. They need an affiliate program….great niche!!

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56 Ryan Rose March 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Oh, the viral marketing jokes just write themselves!….

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57 Mario Remedios March 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Wow, interesting. This is definitely a genius idea. LOL

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58 Affiliate Funnel System March 20, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Funny! Very Funny! I am a girl and I will never use something like that for sure. Lol

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59 Debo Hobo March 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I sense a contest coming soon. No not a pissing contest. You Go Girl!!!! giveaway…

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60 Make Money Affiliate Marketing March 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm

wow, so now women will be able to aim too… LOL

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61 Julio March 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Does it come in a one size fits all? or different sizes? :D

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62 Latest wallpapers March 20, 2009 at 5:20 pm

l0llllllllllllllll
superb, awesome.
Man, jeremy, you are funny :D

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63 Valeria March 20, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Well….. I REALLY don’t like it, it was designed by a guy for sure…. And it is not hygienic (if a guy really knows how a woman pee).
Totally disgusting.

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64 Free MP3 Music Downloads March 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Three questions:
a) Does Go-Girl have an affilliate program?
b) For accounting does is their unshipped inventory considered ‘liquid’ assets
c) To avoid gender discrimination, do they have a product enabling men to urinate while laying down?

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65 Free Music Downloads March 20, 2009 at 7:09 pm

So this product facilitates efficient downloads? :)

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66 jobucks March 20, 2009 at 7:28 pm

wooohhh… gurls what can you bout that……

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67 Kn10 March 20, 2009 at 8:39 pm

To those of you who are saying this product id disgusting, you obviously have never used a toilet in the 3rd world. I assure you, peeing standing up is a much less gross alternative than sitting down on the 3rd world toilet in the country.

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68 Web Development Denmark March 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm

yuck its really discouraging for woman

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69 Dental Pro. March 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm

You have some serious issues shoe…..: )

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70 Kate March 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm

Don’t pretend to be a woman Shoe. Last picture is funny. Good idea!

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71 Little Sister Shoemoney March 21, 2009 at 12:42 am

The funniest part of this post is the look on your face in the last picture. Reminds me of our old vacations when you would torment me in the backseat and get me in trouble! That’s the face you would give mom and dad lol

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72 Free Webmaster and SEO Tools March 21, 2009 at 1:59 am

This can only be featured on Shoemoney, LMAO!!

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73 Muri-Buy-Sell March 21, 2009 at 4:07 am

I think Shoe do that because her wife say so ,he he ,hopefully there are not and about the shirt,that kind a cute shirt.and is there any site I can buy that for my girl?Just the shirt first.not That “Go girls thing for now

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74 TechNald March 21, 2009 at 11:01 am

hahaha. funny pictures. I like the t-shirt design…

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75 TechNald March 21, 2009 at 11:03 am

hahaha… funny pictures!

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76 andrew March 21, 2009 at 11:28 am

hilarious…

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77 cheap necktie March 21, 2009 at 11:46 am

I never expected it in shoe money

very funny and its good product ….Really funny i couldnt stop laughing for 10 min

-Sri

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78 Pickup trucks March 23, 2009 at 1:49 am

same here frd … i too had never thought of something like this on Shoemoney ever … and yea the last pic “Jeremy demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”” is so funny that i couldnt stop laughing … ha ha ha

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79 Wes Mahler March 21, 2009 at 12:00 pm

thats gross

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80 Cash Back March 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Hahaha! That is awesome!

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81 contentpig March 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Pretty Interesting concept…. I didn’t know standing up and peeing was a big deal for the ladies. I learn something new everyday. Shoe I don’t know what it is about that shirt but you look a lot thinner… maybe it’s the hat?

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82 Orlando March 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm

This is innovative! But funny, real funny

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83 jason March 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm

haha that is awesome I didn’t know peeing standing up was such a big deal

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84 Prime Time ACN March 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm

The crazy ideas that people come up with!?!? What a phenomenal product idea – hope they make it huge … I’m sure they will.

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85 Kevin March 21, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Hi, Shoemoney.

Very funny. Good idea of the product.

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86 botez March 21, 2009 at 11:08 pm

rofl that is funny thing :)

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87 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog March 22, 2009 at 1:21 am

These three photos will make you more famous in girls and female community Jeremy.

Your demonstration is really great and thumbs up to you for that.

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88 Millionaire Acts March 22, 2009 at 2:03 am

I wonder what are the comments of those ladies who already used this innovative product? Any testimonies?

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89 watzabatza March 22, 2009 at 5:11 am

Haha! It’s awesome huh! I was shocked a little when I open your site and read your topic dude! That’s really cool stuff..

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90 diabetic man March 22, 2009 at 5:19 am

I can’t imagine this tools……

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91 Blog Innovation March 22, 2009 at 7:01 am

Thnks for this awesome entry. Has been very interesting

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92 kpsofts March 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm

hahahahahahahaha!!!

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93 VlogHog March 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Can’t wait for the late night commercials on Fox News.

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94 Gulf Shores March 22, 2009 at 10:58 pm

There is another product, a disposable one called Sweet Pee that I have used for a couple years….in porta-potties. Locally we have a 4 day seafood festival and I usually volunteer for most of it. By night time, those Porta Potties are not nice places particularly and the Sweet Pee stiff paper scoop shaped run-ways are great.

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95 Bibokz March 23, 2009 at 4:18 am

What a post… hahahaha that’s was pretty tools for girls whahaha

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96 Mark Ward March 23, 2009 at 6:09 am

These have been around a while, I htink I’ve seen them called a “she pee” at Glastonbury festival a few years ago!

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97 jessy amedra March 23, 2009 at 7:42 am

hhhh really nice tool.
how did you get the idea to make it?!!

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98 Nike Air Max March 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Its really cool product and i think shoemoney has good experience in wearing that …Very good demonstration .

But frankly this was not expected in Shoe Money blog

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99 game-girl March 24, 2009 at 4:28 am

It is a great invention of the whole mankind,ladies really can not go without it.

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100 Ted March 24, 2009 at 11:25 am

Hey,,,
Do they make a larger size,,my D**K
will not fit inside the one that’s for sale,
or is this just for the girls to use.

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101 shamcore March 24, 2009 at 4:27 pm

My girlfriend actually has something similar in her bag.
I can see how this can be useful on long trips and in bathrooms with toiletseats that have doubtful hygiene. (read: strange stains and funky smells).

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102 Wii Fit Compatible Games March 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

Awesome pictures haha! Love the last one :D

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103 Denise March 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm

This is a great idea. I could have used this many times while out riding. I wonder how easy this is to use in a car?

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104 Rhys Davies March 25, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Now, that is some crazy stuff. Useful I suppose for the ladies that would like to use this.

Don’t see it becoming the dream item of every woman though.

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105 DMOZ March 26, 2009 at 11:48 pm

Great Technique of demonstration great men!

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106 Mark March 28, 2009 at 9:19 pm

Nice piece, looks like you might need a bigger size……lol.

by the way this a Great site…

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107 Mayank March 30, 2009 at 1:57 am

LMAOOOOOOO thats so crazy and the pictures are so funny haha

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108 kpsofts March 31, 2009 at 2:13 pm

hahahahaha lolz

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109 Azam April 1, 2009 at 5:20 am

Does it really work?

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110 TYCP Entertainment Magazine April 2, 2009 at 9:57 am

LMFAO I can’t hate on it. It’d be great for public bathrooms because most of them are pretty nasty. I think this product will come in handy then!

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111 PLR April 7, 2009 at 6:35 pm

The military has been using a version of this for years in the field…

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112 Lose Weight Fast April 13, 2009 at 5:25 am

LOL. There is this joke that on the 7th day, God is just finishing off allocating all the differences between men and women. The men are all lined up on one side and the women on the other.

God looks down at his clipboard and says ‘OK, we’ve only got two differences to go and then we’re done. Right, who wants to be able to pee standing up?’

All the men rush forward – ‘Oh God, God, we want to pee standing up! PLEASE God, let us pee standing up!’

God shouts ‘OK, OK – you got it – the men get to pee standing up! Now get back in line!’

God now turns to the women. ‘OK ladies, I appreciate your good behaviour and I left the best difference for you. You get to get the multiple orgasms.’

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113 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas April 13, 2009 at 9:11 am

I still say you should send one to Disa Johnson and say “No hard feelings, I know how sensitive you are with your procedure you underwent but if you ever wanted to remember how it felt peeing standing up here you go.”

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114 Nihar April 14, 2009 at 7:04 am

LOL… Cannot stop my laughter. Never thought of this kind of product before.

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115 Torik Fauzi April 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm

hahahahahahaha lol:

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116 dexter April 18, 2009 at 8:08 am

i think it gonna help out many.. :-)

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117 Best CD Rates April 19, 2009 at 6:26 am

I am sorry but I find this gross. Not too appealing to me.. But if there’s a large female audience reading Shoemoney, then I guess this “picture” is right on the money..

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118 kampanye damai pemilu April 20, 2009 at 5:11 am

LoL
the last picture makes me laugh LoL

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119 Tina April 23, 2009 at 9:55 am

I seriously think that is the coolest idea every. I used to go fishing and camping with my husband. I had to actually hold my pee in b/c I refuse to go and squat in the woods (I’m too afraid of bugs jumping where they don’t belong).

Also, I’m originally from the US but now living in Istanbul. Not many people use modern toilets and EVERY time I use the “floor” toilets I pray I don’t wet myself.

I can see how this product would be helpful.

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120 Paul @ HollywoodDJ April 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm

i don’t get it, i don’t get it. i don’t get it. i don’t get it. – - – hmnnnn… did i happen to mention, I don’t get it? :/

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121 Carly May 21, 2009 at 10:01 am

This is what women like me have been waiting our whole lives for – so passionate about it I wrote my own blog about it! Thanks!

http://bit.ly/7XWub

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122 Ajit June 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm

This is really interesting demonstration. And its looking really funny also. :)

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123 Stefani June 27, 2009 at 6:19 pm

This is the funniest t-shirt post yet!

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124 Limo July 7, 2009 at 8:28 am

Awesome post….!!! Looking nice t-shirt and funny too.

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125 RVs November 6, 2009 at 1:08 am

Nice tool this is, its working good for me thanks,

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I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

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128 how to copy wii games August 24, 2010 at 2:10 pm

I really liked your blog! It helped me alot…

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129 Maurice Depaula September 28, 2010 at 6:14 pm

I love seeing girls made to take so much excitement that it causes pain.

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130 Stacy October 19, 2010 at 11:49 am

There’s a way to do this WITHOUT the use of funnels and other devices! For women tired of squatting outside, using filthy bathrooms, waiting in long lines for the women’s room, you can learn through the Stand2pee.com DVD!

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