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Girls Peeing Standing Up – Free Shirt Friday

Posted March 20th, 2009 by Jeremy Schoemaker

Go-Girl.com is “the discreet, disposable, simple and sanitary way to urinate standing up.” Since I’m a guy, this has never really been a problem for me. :) But for all you ladies out there looking to stand up while you pee – there is a product out there for you! (And for only a couple bucks.) Sure, I admit we all had a good laugh when we opened up the package at the office, but after talking to my wife she admitted it would have been pretty useful in her overseas travels (she volunteered for over a year in Nigeria). Hmm…

I have also heard this is useful for Girls peeing standing up at concerts where the toilets are super nasty.

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Me with the “Go Girl”

Me unwrapping the “Go Girl”

Me demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”

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134 comments. What say you?

  1. Good Comment?
    RVs

    Nice tool this is, its working good for me thanks,

  2. Good Comment?
    Limo

    Awesome post….!!! Looking nice t-shirt and funny too.

  3. Good Comment?
    Stefani

    This is the funniest t-shirt post yet!

  4. Good Comment?
    Ajit

    This is really interesting demonstration. And its looking really funny also. :)

  5. Good Comment?
    Carly

    This is what women like me have been waiting our whole lives for – so passionate about it I wrote my own blog about it! Thanks!

    http://bit.ly/7XWub

  6. Good Comment?
    Paul @ HollywoodDJ

    i don’t get it, i don’t get it. i don’t get it. i don’t get it. – - – hmnnnn… did i happen to mention, I don’t get it? :/

  7. Good Comment?
    Tina

    I seriously think that is the coolest idea every. I used to go fishing and camping with my husband. I had to actually hold my pee in b/c I refuse to go and squat in the woods (I’m too afraid of bugs jumping where they don’t belong).

    Also, I’m originally from the US but now living in Istanbul. Not many people use modern toilets and EVERY time I use the “floor” toilets I pray I don’t wet myself.

    I can see how this product would be helpful.

  8. Good Comment?
    kampanye damai pemilu

    LoL
    the last picture makes me laugh LoL

  9. Good Comment?
    Best CD Rates

    I am sorry but I find this gross. Not too appealing to me.. But if there’s a large female audience reading Shoemoney, then I guess this “picture” is right on the money..

  10. Good Comment?
    dexter

    i think it gonna help out many.. :-)

  11. Good Comment?
    Torik Fauzi

    hahahahahahaha lol:

  12. Good Comment?
    Nihar

    LOL… Cannot stop my laughter. Never thought of this kind of product before.

  13. Good Comment?
    Mr. School Fundraising Ideas

    I still say you should send one to Disa Johnson and say “No hard feelings, I know how sensitive you are with your procedure you underwent but if you ever wanted to remember how it felt peeing standing up here you go.”

  14. Good Comment?
    Lose Weight Fast

    LOL. There is this joke that on the 7th day, God is just finishing off allocating all the differences between men and women. The men are all lined up on one side and the women on the other.

    God looks down at his clipboard and says ‘OK, we’ve only got two differences to go and then we’re done. Right, who wants to be able to pee standing up?’

    All the men rush forward – ‘Oh God, God, we want to pee standing up! PLEASE God, let us pee standing up!’

    God shouts ‘OK, OK – you got it – the men get to pee standing up! Now get back in line!’

    God now turns to the women. ‘OK ladies, I appreciate your good behaviour and I left the best difference for you. You get to get the multiple orgasms.’

  15. Good Comment?
    PLR

    The military has been using a version of this for years in the field…

  16. Good Comment?
    TYCP Entertainment Magazine

    LMFAO I can’t hate on it. It’d be great for public bathrooms because most of them are pretty nasty. I think this product will come in handy then!

  17. Good Comment?
    Azam

    Does it really work?

  18. Good Comment?
    kpsofts

    hahahahaha lolz

  19. Good Comment?
    Mayank

    LMAOOOOOOO thats so crazy and the pictures are so funny haha

  20. Good Comment?
    Mark

    Nice piece, looks like you might need a bigger size……lol.

    by the way this a Great site…

  21. Good Comment?
    DMOZ

    Great Technique of demonstration great men!

  22. Good Comment?
    Rhys Davies

    Now, that is some crazy stuff. Useful I suppose for the ladies that would like to use this.

    Don’t see it becoming the dream item of every woman though.

  23. Good Comment?
    Denise

    This is a great idea. I could have used this many times while out riding. I wonder how easy this is to use in a car?

  24. Good Comment?
    Wii Fit Compatible Games

    Awesome pictures haha! Love the last one :D

  25. Good Comment?
    shamcore

    My girlfriend actually has something similar in her bag.
    I can see how this can be useful on long trips and in bathrooms with toiletseats that have doubtful hygiene. (read: strange stains and funky smells).

  26. Good Comment?
    Ted

    Hey,,,
    Do they make a larger size,,my D**K
    will not fit inside the one that’s for sale,
    or is this just for the girls to use.

  27. Good Comment?
    game-girl

    It is a great invention of the whole mankind,ladies really can not go without it.

  28. Good Comment?
    Nike Air Max

    Its really cool product and i think shoemoney has good experience in wearing that …Very good demonstration .

    But frankly this was not expected in Shoe Money blog

  29. Good Comment?
    jessy amedra

    hhhh really nice tool.
    how did you get the idea to make it?!!

  30. Good Comment?
    Mark Ward

    These have been around a while, I htink I’ve seen them called a “she pee” at Glastonbury festival a few years ago!

  31. Good Comment?
    Bibokz

    What a post… hahahaha that’s was pretty tools for girls whahaha

  32. Good Comment?
    Gulf Shores

    There is another product, a disposable one called Sweet Pee that I have used for a couple years….in porta-potties. Locally we have a 4 day seafood festival and I usually volunteer for most of it. By night time, those Porta Potties are not nice places particularly and the Sweet Pee stiff paper scoop shaped run-ways are great.

  33. Good Comment?
    VlogHog

    Can’t wait for the late night commercials on Fox News.

  34. Good Comment?
    kpsofts

    hahahahahahahaha!!!

  35. Good Comment?
    Blog Innovation

    Thnks for this awesome entry. Has been very interesting

  36. Good Comment?
    diabetic man

    I can’t imagine this tools……

  37. Good Comment?
    watzabatza

    Haha! It’s awesome huh! I was shocked a little when I open your site and read your topic dude! That’s really cool stuff..

  38. Good Comment?
    Millionaire Acts

    I wonder what are the comments of those ladies who already used this innovative product? Any testimonies?

  39. Good Comment?
    ZK@Internet Marketing Blog

    These three photos will make you more famous in girls and female community Jeremy.

    Your demonstration is really great and thumbs up to you for that.

  40. Good Comment?
    botez

    rofl that is funny thing :)

  41. Good Comment?
    Kevin

    Hi, Shoemoney.

    Very funny. Good idea of the product.

  42. Good Comment?
    Prime Time ACN

    The crazy ideas that people come up with!?!? What a phenomenal product idea – hope they make it huge … I’m sure they will.

  43. Good Comment?
    jason

    haha that is awesome I didn’t know peeing standing up was such a big deal

  44. Good Comment?
    Orlando

    This is innovative! But funny, real funny

  45. Good Comment?
    contentpig

    Pretty Interesting concept…. I didn’t know standing up and peeing was a big deal for the ladies. I learn something new everyday. Shoe I don’t know what it is about that shirt but you look a lot thinner… maybe it’s the hat?

  46. Good Comment?
    Cash Back

    Hahaha! That is awesome!

  47. Good Comment?
    Wes Mahler

    thats gross

  48. Good Comment?
    cheap necktie

    I never expected it in shoe money

    very funny and its good product ….Really funny i couldnt stop laughing for 10 min

    -Sri

    • Good Comment?
      Pickup trucks

      same here frd … i too had never thought of something like this on Shoemoney ever … and yea the last pic “Jeremy demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”” is so funny that i couldnt stop laughing … ha ha ha

  49. Good Comment?
    andrew

    hilarious…

  50. Good Comment?
    TechNald

    hahaha… funny pictures!

  51. Good Comment?
    TechNald

    hahaha. funny pictures. I like the t-shirt design…

  52. Good Comment?
    Muri-Buy-Sell

    I think Shoe do that because her wife say so ,he he ,hopefully there are not and about the shirt,that kind a cute shirt.and is there any site I can buy that for my girl?Just the shirt first.not That “Go girls thing for now

  53. Good Comment?
    Free Webmaster and SEO Tools

    This can only be featured on Shoemoney, LMAO!!

  54. Good Comment?
    Little Sister Shoemoney

    The funniest part of this post is the look on your face in the last picture. Reminds me of our old vacations when you would torment me in the backseat and get me in trouble! That’s the face you would give mom and dad lol

  55. Good Comment?
    Kate

    Don’t pretend to be a woman Shoe. Last picture is funny. Good idea!

  56. Good Comment?
    Dental Pro.

    You have some serious issues shoe…..: )

  57. Good Comment?
    Web Development Denmark

    yuck its really discouraging for woman

  58. Good Comment?
    Kn10

    To those of you who are saying this product id disgusting, you obviously have never used a toilet in the 3rd world. I assure you, peeing standing up is a much less gross alternative than sitting down on the 3rd world toilet in the country.

  59. Good Comment?
    jobucks

    wooohhh… gurls what can you bout that……

  60. Good Comment?
    Free Music Downloads

    So this product facilitates efficient downloads? :)

  61. Good Comment?
    Free MP3 Music Downloads

    Three questions:
    a) Does Go-Girl have an affilliate program?
    b) For accounting does is their unshipped inventory considered ‘liquid’ assets
    c) To avoid gender discrimination, do they have a product enabling men to urinate while laying down?

  62. Good Comment?
    Valeria

    Well….. I REALLY don’t like it, it was designed by a guy for sure…. And it is not hygienic (if a guy really knows how a woman pee).
    Totally disgusting.

  63. Good Comment?
    Latest wallpapers

    l0llllllllllllllll
    superb, awesome.
    Man, jeremy, you are funny :D

  64. Good Comment?
    Julio

    Does it come in a one size fits all? or different sizes? :D

  65. Good Comment?
    Make Money Affiliate Marketing

    wow, so now women will be able to aim too… LOL

  66. Good Comment?
    Debo Hobo

    I sense a contest coming soon. No not a pissing contest. You Go Girl!!!! giveaway…

  67. Good Comment?
    Affiliate Funnel System

    Funny! Very Funny! I am a girl and I will never use something like that for sure. Lol

  68. Good Comment?
    Mario Remedios

    Wow, interesting. This is definitely a genius idea. LOL

  69. Good Comment?
    Ryan Rose

    Oh, the viral marketing jokes just write themselves!….

  70. Good Comment?
    PMGGuy

    OMG! Its a local (to me) Minnesota company! I gotta check this one out a little closer. They need an affiliate program….great niche!!

  71. Good Comment?
    PMGGuy

    Real question is….
    will the funnel end fit inside an empty beer bottle?

    No more road trip pit stops!!!

  72. Good Comment?
    Play Games Win Prizes

    Hmmm…because it’s a funnel, doesn’t it mean the girl would need to hold a steady stream of pee? An overflow would just make it more messy!

    -Mike

  73. Good Comment?
    Sarah G

    Hi Shoe,

    How is your ‘Obama Stimulus Package’ adwords scam working out for you? Are you worried Uncle Sam could bust you soon? I hear they are going to go after you guys. I see your ads all over my site and it disgusts me how low scum bags will go to make a quik buck.

    • Good Comment?
      mmm

      he is not promoting you fucking ret0ard.

  74. Good Comment?
    Pinyo

    You could’ve at least paid for a woman model. But it’s a lot more funny this way.

  75. Good Comment?
    Mrs. Micah

    Makes so much sense to me. This would have been really useful when in some parts of Italy where the lady’s toilet was literally a hole in the floor. Or for portapotties…sketch.

    I’ll have to think about it. Already a happy Diva Cup user.

    • Good Comment?
      Taris Janitens

      I saw a similar product on TOp Gear once – the description of where to use it was the funniest bit haha

  76. Good Comment?
    Paul U

    That is disgusting!

  77. Good Comment?
    BlogAngry

    Now, That’s Funny!!!!!!

  78. Good Comment?
    Blog Expert

    Well now that is a very interesting product. I think girls should just stick with sitting on the pot. It would be good for girls that get drunk and seen to feel like they need to P outside in the public.

    • Good Comment?
      Kuuzak

      You’d have to be drunk to pay and use the shame funnel.

  79. Good Comment?
    Kenney Works From Home

    That’s so funny and so cool. I can’t wait to send this to my wife.

    Great niche. lol. A the name is clever.

    Shoe… what’s up with the demonstrations… lol.

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      Kenney..Your wife is a lucky lady! Not every guy can appreciate how many times a lady might need a GoGirl. YOU ROCK!

  80. Good Comment?
    Fumi

    Dope! Any girl that goes snowboarding with me will be using one of these nifty tools. Now there is no need to stop at the bottom of the hill ever besides getting on the lift!!

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      Glad you like it. It is AWESOME for snowboarding and skiing. It is such a pain to take off the gear every single time a girl has gotta go

  81. Good Comment?
    Mr. School Fundraising Ideas

    ok… this may have been one of the weirdest shirts I have ever seen you wear and product in “your” hands. I bet you had a hard time not laughing when taking the pictures.

    You should send some to “Disa Johnson” and be like if you ever want to remember what it feels like to be able to pee standing up these can help. And won’t cost you another visit to the plastic surgeon. LOL

  82. Good Comment?
    Harrisburg Web Design

    I can’t add anymore to the puns. I will say though that you look really sweet in that get up!

    I would probably use one of those if I were a girl since I am a bit of a germaphobe and despise touching anything in a public restroom.

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      Our favorite part is that it is perfect for germaphobes and for really outdoorsy girls.

  83. Good Comment?
    Stephanie DeLuca

    Hoda and Billy Bush were talking about it on the Today show the other day. I think this is absolutely hilarious. Although I do agree with Melissa-some women don’t need this invention.

  84. Good Comment?
    Acai Burn

    No need to demonstrate, we got the general ideal.

  85. Good Comment?
    Faisal Anwar

    LOL, Jeremy…come on.. hahah, this is hilarious!

  86. Good Comment?
    Aman@BullsBattleBears

    wow. lol.

  87. Good Comment?
    nickel

    If this goes mainstream (no pun intended), they’ll have to start putting urinals in women’s bathrooms.

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      In 2000 at a festival in Europe called Pinkpop they had a urinal for women because of this type of product. It was a streaming success (no pun intended) :)

  88. Good Comment?
    Pyj

    LOL! Funny bastard. Shoemoney’s posting some good blogs lately!

  89. Good Comment?
    Craig

    These have been around a long time. I remember seeing them advertised in camping magazines in the late 1980s, and I’m sure they were not new then.

  90. Good Comment?
    Zach

    Dude. What???

  91. Good Comment?
    Youngistaan blog

    lol this is funny.

  92. Good Comment?
    sobe

    It’s not anatomically correct.

  93. Good Comment?
    Chris Dessi

    The first sign that the apocalypse is upon us?

  94. Good Comment?
    Pheak Tol

    thats awwwwesommmee!!!!!!!!

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      THANKS! We think so too :)

  95. Good Comment?
    Ruben Ricart

    cool idea, kind of weird though…lol. this line on their site is classic lol –

    • Good Comment?
      Ruben Ricart

      Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature. You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.

  96. Good Comment?
    Jake

    SWEET! Can you say early Christmas present for my girlfriend? hahaha Pics were funny as hell Shoe!

  97. Good Comment?
    Lady Maksima

    What do you feel in this, with this?

  98. Good Comment?
    Kristine

    LOL!!! Can’t say I’ve never considered it before. But….couldn’t you just go out and buy a funnel?

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      The key with the GoGirl is its compact, collapsible, and it offers a spill guard.

  99. Good Comment?
    Mellissa Gorecki

    FINALLY lolol oh man..

    I love it. Is it hygienically reusable?

    • Good Comment?
      GoGirl

      It is fine to dispose the GoGirl after one use….or clean and reuse. Numerous people have told us that they have put their GoGirls in the dishwasher for cleaning.

  100. Good Comment?
    Indo Contest

    Hahaha. ROFL….
    This new for me.
    I’m gonna check their site. ;)

  101. Good Comment?
    Sarah Lam

    Ooo, I want to get one. It has never been easy to pee outdoor since the public toilets are all screwed. By the way, great pictures there, especially the last one (chuckle!).

  102. Good Comment?
    Gary McCaffrey

    Haha, well demonstrated. A few friends of mine use them when we go to festivals. The one’s they had were called ’she-pee’s’, here in the UK.

  103. Good Comment?
    jim

    Clever product, I’m surprised it wasn’t invented earlier, to be honest…

  104. Good Comment?
    Darren Singleton

    Suits you Jeremy. I’ve seen a similar product advertised myself, can’t imagine many girls carrying one around in their handbags though!

    • Good Comment?
      Mellissa Gorecki

      Ohhhh how little do you truly know women. Even the daintiest chick you think you know has attempted to squat at one point in her life. We also have bowel movements and get runny noses when sick, too.

  105. Good Comment?
    Realin

    LooooooooooL hell

    • Good Comment?
      Free Webmaster and SEO Tools

      I agree!

      • Good Comment?
        Lux

        Free Webmaster and SEO Tools – Just wanted to save you some time and tell you that even if you respond to everything with one word answers to get your comments up Jeremy will just delete your name from top commentors if it is a keyword.

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