Girls Peeing Standing Up – Free Shirt Friday

by Jeremy Schoemaker on March 20, 2009 · 139 comments is “the discreet, disposable, simple and sanitary way to urinate standing up.” Since I’m a guy, this has never really been a problem for me. :) But for all you ladies out there looking to stand up while you pee – there is a product out there for you! (And for only a couple bucks.) Sure, I admit we all had a good laugh when we opened up the package at the office, but after talking to my wife she admitted it would have been pretty useful in her overseas travels (she volunteered for over a year in Nigeria). Hmm…

I have also heard this is useful for Girls peeing standing up at concerts where the toilets are super nasty.

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Me with the “Go Girl”

Me unwrapping the “Go Girl”

Me demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”

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1 Realin

LooooooooooL hell

2 Free Webmaster and SEO Tools

I agree!

3 Lux

Free Webmaster and SEO Tools – Just wanted to save you some time and tell you that even if you respond to everything with one word answers to get your comments up Jeremy will just delete your name from top commentors if it is a keyword.

4 Darren Singleton

Suits you Jeremy. I’ve seen a similar product advertised myself, can’t imagine many girls carrying one around in their handbags though!

5 Mellissa Gorecki

Ohhhh how little do you truly know women. Even the daintiest chick you think you know has attempted to squat at one point in her life. We also have bowel movements and get runny noses when sick, too.

6 jim

Clever product, I’m surprised it wasn’t invented earlier, to be honest…

7 Gary McCaffrey

Haha, well demonstrated. A few friends of mine use them when we go to festivals. The one’s they had were called ‘she-pee’s’, here in the UK.

8 Sarah Lam

Ooo, I want to get one. It has never been easy to pee outdoor since the public toilets are all screwed. By the way, great pictures there, especially the last one (chuckle!).

9 Mellissa Gorecki

Would definitely be an addition to my purse!

10 Indo Contest

Hahaha. ROFL….
This new for me.
I’m gonna check their site. ;)

11 Mellissa Gorecki

FINALLY lolol oh man..

I love it. Is it hygienically reusable?

12 GoGirl

It is fine to dispose the GoGirl after one use….or clean and reuse. Numerous people have told us that they have put their GoGirls in the dishwasher for cleaning.

13 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas

what… is that sanitary?

14 Caracol Cream

In the dishwasher? Arghhh!

15 Kristine

LOL!!! Can’t say I’ve never considered it before. But….couldn’t you just go out and buy a funnel?

16 GoGirl

The key with the GoGirl is its compact, collapsible, and it offers a spill guard.

17 Lady Maksima

What do you feel in this, with this?

18 Jake

SWEET! Can you say early Christmas present for my girlfriend? hahaha Pics were funny as hell Shoe!

19 Ruben Ricart

cool idea, kind of weird though…lol. this line on their site is classic lol –

20 Ruben Ricart

Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature. You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.

21 Pheak Tol

thats awwwwesommmee!!!!!!!!

22 GoGirl

THANKS! We think so too :)

23 Chris Dessi

The first sign that the apocalypse is upon us?

24 sobe

It’s not anatomically correct.

25 Youngistaan blog

lol this is funny.

26 Zach

Dude. What???

27 Craig

These have been around a long time. I remember seeing them advertised in camping magazines in the late 1980s, and I’m sure they were not new then.

28 Pyj

LOL! Funny bastard. Shoemoney’s posting some good blogs lately!

29 nickel

If this goes mainstream (no pun intended), they’ll have to start putting urinals in women’s bathrooms.

30 GoGirl

In 2000 at a festival in Europe called Pinkpop they had a urinal for women because of this type of product. It was a streaming success (no pun intended) :)

31 Aman@BullsBattleBears

wow. lol.

32 Faisal Anwar

LOL, Jeremy…come on.. hahah, this is hilarious!

33 Acai Burn

No need to demonstrate, we got the general ideal.

34 Stephanie DeLuca

Hoda and Billy Bush were talking about it on the Today show the other day. I think this is absolutely hilarious. Although I do agree with Melissa-some women don’t need this invention.

35 Harrisburg Web Design

I can’t add anymore to the puns. I will say though that you look really sweet in that get up!

I would probably use one of those if I were a girl since I am a bit of a germaphobe and despise touching anything in a public restroom.

36 GoGirl

Our favorite part is that it is perfect for germaphobes and for really outdoorsy girls.

37 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas

ok… this may have been one of the weirdest shirts I have ever seen you wear and product in “your” hands. I bet you had a hard time not laughing when taking the pictures.

You should send some to “Disa Johnson” and be like if you ever want to remember what it feels like to be able to pee standing up these can help. And won’t cost you another visit to the plastic surgeon. LOL

38 Google Now Hiring- Make $200 a Day

oh my gosh….why???!!LOL Um, I don’t know why a girl would want to pee standing up, but this is wrong on so many levels! :O

39 Fumi

Dope! Any girl that goes snowboarding with me will be using one of these nifty tools. Now there is no need to stop at the bottom of the hill ever besides getting on the lift!!

40 GoGirl

Glad you like it. It is AWESOME for snowboarding and skiing. It is such a pain to take off the gear every single time a girl has gotta go

41 Kenney Works From Home

That’s so funny and so cool. I can’t wait to send this to my wife.

Great niche. lol. A the name is clever.

Shoe… what’s up with the demonstrations… lol.

42 GoGirl

Kenney..Your wife is a lucky lady! Not every guy can appreciate how many times a lady might need a GoGirl. YOU ROCK!

43 Blog Expert

Well now that is a very interesting product. I think girls should just stick with sitting on the pot. It would be good for girls that get drunk and seen to feel like they need to P outside in the public.

44 Kuuzak

You’d have to be drunk to pay and use the shame funnel.

45 BlogAngry

Now, That’s Funny!!!!!!

46 Paul U

That is disgusting!

47 Mrs. Micah

Makes so much sense to me. This would have been really useful when in some parts of Italy where the lady’s toilet was literally a hole in the floor. Or for portapotties…sketch.

I’ll have to think about it. Already a happy Diva Cup user.

48 Taris Janitens

I saw a similar product on TOp Gear once – the description of where to use it was the funniest bit haha

49 Make Money Online

And Clarkson demonstrated what Jerermy is doing here.

50 Pinyo

You could’ve at least paid for a woman model. But it’s a lot more funny this way.

51 Sarah G

Hi Shoe,

How is your ‘Obama Stimulus Package’ adwords scam working out for you? Are you worried Uncle Sam could bust you soon? I hear they are going to go after you guys. I see your ads all over my site and it disgusts me how low scum bags will go to make a quik buck.

52 mmm

he is not promoting you fucking ret0ard.

53 Play Games Win Prizes

Hmmm…because it’s a funnel, doesn’t it mean the girl would need to hold a steady stream of pee? An overflow would just make it more messy!


54 PMGGuy

Real question is….
will the funnel end fit inside an empty beer bottle?

No more road trip pit stops!!!

55 PMGGuy

OMG! Its a local (to me) Minnesota company! I gotta check this one out a little closer. They need an affiliate program….great niche!!

56 Ryan Rose

Oh, the viral marketing jokes just write themselves!….

57 Mario Remedios

Wow, interesting. This is definitely a genius idea. LOL

58 Affiliate Funnel System

Funny! Very Funny! I am a girl and I will never use something like that for sure. Lol

59 Debo Hobo

I sense a contest coming soon. No not a pissing contest. You Go Girl!!!! giveaway…

60 Make Money Affiliate Marketing

wow, so now women will be able to aim too… LOL

61 Julio

Does it come in a one size fits all? or different sizes? :D

62 Latest wallpapers

superb, awesome.
Man, jeremy, you are funny :D

63 Valeria

Well….. I REALLY don’t like it, it was designed by a guy for sure…. And it is not hygienic (if a guy really knows how a woman pee).
Totally disgusting.

64 Free MP3 Music Downloads

Three questions:
a) Does Go-Girl have an affilliate program?
b) For accounting does is their unshipped inventory considered ‘liquid’ assets
c) To avoid gender discrimination, do they have a product enabling men to urinate while laying down?

65 Free Music Downloads

So this product facilitates efficient downloads? :)

66 jobucks

wooohhh… gurls what can you bout that……

67 Kn10

To those of you who are saying this product id disgusting, you obviously have never used a toilet in the 3rd world. I assure you, peeing standing up is a much less gross alternative than sitting down on the 3rd world toilet in the country.

68 Web Development Denmark

yuck its really discouraging for woman

69 Dental Pro.

You have some serious issues shoe…..: )

70 Kate

Don’t pretend to be a woman Shoe. Last picture is funny. Good idea!

71 Little Sister Shoemoney

The funniest part of this post is the look on your face in the last picture. Reminds me of our old vacations when you would torment me in the backseat and get me in trouble! That’s the face you would give mom and dad lol

72 Free Webmaster and SEO Tools

This can only be featured on Shoemoney, LMAO!!

73 Muri-Buy-Sell

I think Shoe do that because her wife say so ,he he ,hopefully there are not and about the shirt,that kind a cute shirt.and is there any site I can buy that for my girl?Just the shirt first.not That “Go girls thing for now

74 TechNald

hahaha. funny pictures. I like the t-shirt design…

75 TechNald

hahaha… funny pictures!

76 andrew


77 cheap necktie

I never expected it in shoe money

very funny and its good product ….Really funny i couldnt stop laughing for 10 min


78 Pickup trucks

same here frd … i too had never thought of something like this on Shoemoney ever … and yea the last pic “Jeremy demonstrating how to use the “Go Girl”” is so funny that i couldnt stop laughing … ha ha ha

79 Wes Mahler

thats gross

80 Cash Back

Hahaha! That is awesome!

81 contentpig

Pretty Interesting concept…. I didn’t know standing up and peeing was a big deal for the ladies. I learn something new everyday. Shoe I don’t know what it is about that shirt but you look a lot thinner… maybe it’s the hat?

82 Orlando

This is innovative! But funny, real funny

83 jason

haha that is awesome I didn’t know peeing standing up was such a big deal

84 Prime Time ACN

The crazy ideas that people come up with!?!? What a phenomenal product idea – hope they make it huge … I’m sure they will.

85 Kevin

Hi, Shoemoney.

Very funny. Good idea of the product.

86 botez

rofl that is funny thing :)

87 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog

These three photos will make you more famous in girls and female community Jeremy.

Your demonstration is really great and thumbs up to you for that.

88 Millionaire Acts

I wonder what are the comments of those ladies who already used this innovative product? Any testimonies?

89 watzabatza

Haha! It’s awesome huh! I was shocked a little when I open your site and read your topic dude! That’s really cool stuff..

90 diabetic man

I can’t imagine this tools……

91 Blog Innovation

Thnks for this awesome entry. Has been very interesting

92 kpsofts


93 VlogHog

Can’t wait for the late night commercials on Fox News.

94 Gulf Shores

There is another product, a disposable one called Sweet Pee that I have used for a couple years….in porta-potties. Locally we have a 4 day seafood festival and I usually volunteer for most of it. By night time, those Porta Potties are not nice places particularly and the Sweet Pee stiff paper scoop shaped run-ways are great.

95 Bibokz

What a post… hahahaha that’s was pretty tools for girls whahaha

96 Mark Ward

These have been around a while, I htink I’ve seen them called a “she pee” at Glastonbury festival a few years ago!

97 jessy amedra

hhhh really nice tool.
how did you get the idea to make it?!!

98 Nike Air Max

Its really cool product and i think shoemoney has good experience in wearing that …Very good demonstration .

But frankly this was not expected in Shoe Money blog

99 game-girl

It is a great invention of the whole mankind,ladies really can not go without it.

100 Ted

Do they make a larger size,,my D**K
will not fit inside the one that’s for sale,
or is this just for the girls to use.

101 shamcore

My girlfriend actually has something similar in her bag.
I can see how this can be useful on long trips and in bathrooms with toiletseats that have doubtful hygiene. (read: strange stains and funky smells).

102 Wii Fit Compatible Games

Awesome pictures haha! Love the last one :D

103 Denise

This is a great idea. I could have used this many times while out riding. I wonder how easy this is to use in a car?

104 Rhys Davies

Now, that is some crazy stuff. Useful I suppose for the ladies that would like to use this.

Don’t see it becoming the dream item of every woman though.

105 DMOZ

Great Technique of demonstration great men!

106 Mark

Nice piece, looks like you might need a bigger size……lol.

by the way this a Great site…

107 Mayank

LMAOOOOOOO thats so crazy and the pictures are so funny haha

108 kpsofts

hahahahaha lolz

109 Azam

Does it really work?

110 TYCP Entertainment Magazine

LMFAO I can’t hate on it. It’d be great for public bathrooms because most of them are pretty nasty. I think this product will come in handy then!

111 PLR

The military has been using a version of this for years in the field…

112 Lose Weight Fast

LOL. There is this joke that on the 7th day, God is just finishing off allocating all the differences between men and women. The men are all lined up on one side and the women on the other.

God looks down at his clipboard and says ‘OK, we’ve only got two differences to go and then we’re done. Right, who wants to be able to pee standing up?’

All the men rush forward – ‘Oh God, God, we want to pee standing up! PLEASE God, let us pee standing up!’

God shouts ‘OK, OK – you got it – the men get to pee standing up! Now get back in line!’

God now turns to the women. ‘OK ladies, I appreciate your good behaviour and I left the best difference for you. You get to get the multiple orgasms.’

113 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas

I still say you should send one to Disa Johnson and say “No hard feelings, I know how sensitive you are with your procedure you underwent but if you ever wanted to remember how it felt peeing standing up here you go.”

114 Nihar

LOL… Cannot stop my laughter. Never thought of this kind of product before.

115 Torik Fauzi

hahahahahahaha lol:

116 dexter

i think it gonna help out many.. :-)

117 Best CD Rates

I am sorry but I find this gross. Not too appealing to me.. But if there’s a large female audience reading Shoemoney, then I guess this “picture” is right on the money..

118 kampanye damai pemilu

the last picture makes me laugh LoL

119 Tina

I seriously think that is the coolest idea every. I used to go fishing and camping with my husband. I had to actually hold my pee in b/c I refuse to go and squat in the woods (I’m too afraid of bugs jumping where they don’t belong).

Also, I’m originally from the US but now living in Istanbul. Not many people use modern toilets and EVERY time I use the “floor” toilets I pray I don’t wet myself.

I can see how this product would be helpful.

120 Paul @ HollywoodDJ

i don’t get it, i don’t get it. i don’t get it. i don’t get it. – - – hmnnnn… did i happen to mention, I don’t get it? :/

121 Carly

This is what women like me have been waiting our whole lives for – so passionate about it I wrote my own blog about it! Thanks!

122 Ajit

This is really interesting demonstration. And its looking really funny also. :)

123 Stefani

This is the funniest t-shirt post yet!

124 Limo

Awesome post….!!! Looking nice t-shirt and funny too.

125 RVs

Nice tool this is, its working good for me thanks,

126 baidu
127 how to copy wii games

I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

128 how to copy wii games

I really liked your blog! It helped me alot…

129 Maurice Depaula

I love seeing girls made to take so much excitement that it causes pain.

130 Stacy

There’s a way to do this WITHOUT the use of funnels and other devices! For women tired of squatting outside, using filthy bathrooms, waiting in long lines for the women’s room, you can learn through the DVD!

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