As you might have heard I got arrested for stuffing my cat into my bong and getting it high.
WTF PEOPLE
Just because some guy in Lincoln, Nebraska, who has a close last name as me (and exact spelling on the page in 1 instance) did get arrested yesterday for it ….
ITS NOT ME
The only thing me and this scumbag share is that retard reporters cant spell his name right either. Its actually spelled 4 different ways in the same damn article.
You can read the story here (and video) .
So again. Its not me. I dont even own a damn cat.
Now my dog on the other hand….
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lol – you weren’t getting email love over this one were you?
dude you have no idea
LOL! If John Chow would have been in your place all he would have said it – “I get more exposure by these things” ROFL
LOL~!!!! that made me laugh good one – so true hahaha
lol…that was funny dude
Right, but it’s still PR.
woooooooooow! See, this is why I hate having a common now because people always mix me up with another person, and they always have a record for like armed robbery or some crap..wow
Next, the real Schoemaker is going to be banging cats…for god sakes…only in NEBRASKA. We got the people that marry in the family in Tennessee and W.V, then you got this dumbasses trying to get a cat high…
(cont.) in Nebraska.
That guy is more handsome then Shoe actually, just gorgeous…hahahahaha
This morning topic makes me want to smoke a bowl actually.
LMAO!
You need to look up the whole story,
“Schomaker allegedly told deputies the kitten was high strung and needed to be put in the bong to keep it calm.”
what an IDIOT…
Schomaker
Shoemaker
What a Coincidence isnt it?
Glad you dont own Cats or else the mistake would have cost a lot with this confusion!
Next thing you know the cops show up at his house, claiming this is a written confession.
Are cats that important that for no reasons there is so much hype?
I mean, I’m sure if you did do this, you’d have a video to demonstrate! although, I’m surprised that people thought this was you!
Too soon dude.
Too soon.
Yes, quite too soon indeed. Give it two weeks.
I have no words for this. This is awful and I’m sorry you were mixed up with this loser. (Mistaken for–whatever.)
This makes my little animal-welfare-advocate head wanna explode! What a douche! (Him, not you.)
Lucky for you the kid’s first name wasn’t also Jeremy.
You should adopt the cat and become a local animal hero!
but i hate cats =P
–removes shoemoney.com bookmark–
CATZ FTW
CATZ FTW
CATZ FTW
I’m sure you wouldn’t hate them so much if you started thebongcat.com and made several million off it.
Right Tushar …
Now Money will decide which one would you love and not …
At first I thought it was funny, but I read the article and that’s horrible. It was just a kitten and who knows what he put it through prior to that….
Wow. Aren’t editors supposed to catch errors like that? A misspelled name 4 different ways? c’mon!
As for the cat in the
hatbong, I hope it recovers without being messed up for life. I agree with Zac, you should adopt the guy.remember this is Nebraska. We are not concerned with things like… spelling…
Yes that we can understand by your grammar … lolzz
I’m sure they were more concerned with Warren Buffet this week anyways.
haha…this is awesome Jeremy! Thanks for the laugh man, really need it for all the medical books I gotta get through today…haha…seriously some people have way too much time on their hands!
Sorry you had to deal with that! I once accidently started my dryer with my cat in it and he hated me forever! Guess if I’d thrown in some weed he’d have liked it more!
Wow people do crazy things. I agree with you though Shoe cats aren’t the best pets all they seem to do is hide and sleep, where as a dog seems to have an actual personality.
Awesome! I hate cats too but I couldn’t do this…what are you thinking?
“Dude, the cat was so high strung”.
This just reminded me of the video that one of DK’s employees sent me awhile back, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTB5DIb5XKY&feature=related
based on a true story! It brings tears to my eyes every time I watch it because it is so damn funny.
Scott@TrainSignal
That video is awesome. I think I heard the audio of that call before but the video is genius.
Almost as good as this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related
LOL! Shoemaker in 4 different ways?impossible ;D
Not sure if I should laugh or cry at this one. Funny situation but poor cat… but funny… but not funny. I am confused.
That was ridiculous… every more so that I watched it all.
Agreed as well.
ok no bullshit where do you put your bong :p
He hides it under his bed! I’ve seen it lol!
Do you not understand the entire concept of ShoeMoney?
So tell me why you have started this post. Just to tell us this was not you. Comeon mate he have provided his photos as well with shinny HAIR … lollzz
Tbh, I found this insanely funny…I did see it on twitter…But yer it was amusing.
Must of been a shock to hear it for the first time. lol
Now that’s certainly something to which you do NOT want to wake up! Wow.
Wait. . .so it was you that put the cat in the bong? I knew that name looked familiar!
lol j/p
How does all this great link bait just happen to fall in your lap like this – you’ve definitely got the midas touch.
It’d be better if he just went with it though. Said it was him out on a night on the town, decided to get this kitten he found smoked up, the wig, no need to explain.
If this happened to me i would laugh it of deny and openly defend my self on my blog. but behind close doors i would be laughing with giddy at all the free exposure.
I know it aint shoemoney .
God Bless you men and save you from these bad mouths.
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Do you own a dog?
Who says you aren’t into SEO?
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=cat+bong+shoemoney&btnG=Search
Thats friggin’ insane!!!
Terrible. Maybe you should ask Google to remove the link from their search results.
By the way, imagine when the guy is 50, applying for a job, and having to explain his criminal record. Or worse yet, gets googled.
“The cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,” Jarrett said.
lol…poor cat.
I bet it was! lol
poor kitty
Shoe,
Whilst you do not own a cat you do love pussy, yes?
ummm yeow not many comments leave me speechless =P
If that =P is a tongue pointed in my direction, kindly put it back. I am honoured by the gesture but must respectfully decline as for one thing I can’t possibly know where that tongue has been.
Holy shit man! LMAO
HAHA! So there was logic involved…
“Schomaker allegedly told deputies the kitten was high strung and needed to be put in the bong to keep it calm.”
People are so cruel wow. But that’s messed up Shoemoney you shouldn’t do that.
I saw that guy’s mug shot on the web yesterday and was trying to picture him bald to see if there was any resemblence.
Only in OMAHA… leave the rest of the state out of it… well… maybe Fremont… and North Platte… and… nevermind
I don’t like cat or lolcats for that matter. The cat was not harmed, but the dude is still dumb as hell
I actually see a striking resembelence. And hopefully lincoln will decriminalize the stuff soon like its neighbors colorado, montana, cal, or, wa, nm.
What a stoner ! lol , its bad enough he looks sky high never mind getting cats high
I guess people are quick to jump to conclusions
Haha, this is so crazy!
I was reading the article the other day and was like “lol, I bet someone thinks this is Shoemoney”.
Poor cat, nice to know it wan´t you, lol. But you just lose the exposure, lol.
Are you sure that it wasn’t you? Owsss…?? hehehe just a jest Shaz..
Note: The guy in the article does have hair
Yes,comedy and tragedy go along the road of life hand by hand.
At the first time I see the “big cat head”I am thinking that shoe is “another fans of icanhascheezbueger.com,well you are not shoe,but i am glad also you are not the man who is in prison just with only stuffing cat like that ,in my country such a rested just because a cat never happen,and I think my country should has one,.so that another story like this could be born “more hilariously from my own country”
This was really funny, great escape huh??
Didn’t you know… smoking cat is the new thing…
yeah it give you magical kitty powers. You’ll be able to climb trees and catch mice bare handed.
That guy should be beaten senseless. Twice.
^^^^ Only twise pete ? lol
thats a rollercoster article. funny!!
hey shoemoney, you’re getting some publicity
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80565509/
That is just wrong, people these days.
Some people hey, well at least your getting some promotion from it schoemaker
some people hey, well atleast your getting some publicity from it.
I think that was the great chance for allthe participants of the event to be glorious not for years but for some days.
I think that was the great chance for allthe participants of the event to be glorious not for years but for some days.
LOL, very interesting indeed
Dude – I hope your ok, that is not funny nor cool. Jesus what a pain in the arse. Sorry to hear, that guy is a total dipsh*t…and as*hole, I hope someone stuffs him in a huge glass jar (aka: jail) and we’ll see how he feels.
Yeah I heard about that on the Radio the other day on 104.1FM and all I did was laugh. Did you hear the excuse the Idiot had, “The cat was hyper I was trying to calm it down…,” what an idiot. I would say do the same thing to him but he would enjoy it too much.
im just shocked at the fact that people care about cats this much.
LMAO, OMG, I am laughing so hard I’m gonna puke, why do these things always happen to you Shoe?
I read the story, I watched the video, I still don’t understand how you put a cat in a bong, let alone why you’d want to.
very interesting…
lol..though mostly cats already look lethargic by default, still this is cruelty.
It’s just a damn cat. My god people care more about what happens to animals these days than to people.
fucking kill and eat the cat. animal rights is bullshit. animals exist only to be cooked and eaten.
if they get a bit of bong time before they die, they’re ahead of the game.
“Dude…there’s a kitty in there…but it’s all HIS!!!”
It is not to think that this could bring trouble to humans.
Great stuff! lol!
Haha, were you getting a good deal of organic traffic for that dude’s name? That’s pretty funny.
The interesting thing here is that they (the news web site) actually want you to enlarge the image of that loser.
Wow. I hadn’t heard that story. Unbelievable.
Upgraded to a felony????? You gotta be kidding me..?? Typical stoner…
impossible??
looool… Just checked this post, very funny, hahahaha …
haha, I just read the post, and it’s super funny.
I agree with rick,
you made the day!
Thanks for sharing Information
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