Do you think Rand Fishkin masturbates?

by Jeremy Schoemaker on February 5, 2009 · 59 comments

So I was looking at my Facebook notifications and saw this:

FriendFAQ

So of course I wanted to see what she said…. I click and then have to install the app to see her answer. After installing the app, I have to pick 25 friends I want to answer questions about. Then I have to answer 25 questions about others before I can see the answer…

So I answer the questions. Then I am shown the questions people have answered. But wait! I do not get to see who said what until I have more coins ….

How do I get more coins? Well I can answer questions one at a time OR I can complete affiliate offers to earn hundreds of coins at a time.

(BTW – Every time you answer a question about someone, it gives them a notice that you have done so. The questions are edgy too.)

I got questions like:

“Do you think Rand Fishkin masturbates?”

“Do you think Jane Copland has had a three-some?”

“Do you think Neil Patel has ever had sex with a MILF?”

I have heard from affiliate networks these apps are making 6 figures … a … day!

Amazing job.

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1 ck256 February 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm

First! haha –

Good way to think outside of the box – and it’s execution of a simple idea that often does well.

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2 Taris Janitens February 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm

WTF – that should be illegal or something to make that much money offa something so stupid

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3 Make Money Online Tips February 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Stupid, if I was Shoe i would sue the hell out of them for talking such crap.

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4 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas February 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Have you ever heard of something called the pet rock? Same concept but this facebook thing will last longer.

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5 Joshua February 5, 2009 at 8:50 pm

I thought it was a poll when I first opened the post, haha, poor guy.

Must.develop.facebook.app.

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6 StarMars February 5, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Lol. These guys know how to do stuff. But I think the way it works is kinda deceiving.

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7 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog February 6, 2009 at 4:54 am

Yep but hates off to them to create such kind of application and they also know how to monetize them as well.

Every new idea works … you just have to make popular and interested as well.

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8 Aussiewebmaster February 5, 2009 at 8:51 pm

I really don’t want to think about Rand masturbating… the rope a dope on these seem high… and some people are ready for some of the offers

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9 Payday Loan Reviews February 6, 2009 at 8:04 am

No kidding! I totally agree. And to think that my dad, and aunts and uncles are part of my facebook circle. Yeah, I’m not adding this app (until I dump my fam off facebook that is)

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10 John @ AffiliateObsesion.com February 5, 2009 at 8:54 pm

Complete insanity. Would be nice to know how to code or create apps these days, sheesh that’s a lot of $$$.

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11 RJ February 9, 2009 at 2:04 am

Outsource it and have your own. There’s ScriptLance and others. Everything is possible today.

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12 website design February 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm

Amazing. There are some clever bastards out there!

And, yes, I have fantasized about Jeremy Schoemaker.

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13 Marcus Neto February 5, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Definitely got my attention. Amazing what will do it ;-)

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14 Igor The Troll February 5, 2009 at 9:27 pm

Rand Fishkin dressed up in a lady dress having a threesome with his new wife and Jane Copland while Sean Maguire is watching!

Rand likes getting a big dildo up his Ass from Jane!

Lisa Baron reporting the events via Seesmic to Matt Cutts!

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15 Asher Awesome February 6, 2009 at 5:06 am

That is a very disturbing image. Why’d you have to do something like that? Heh.

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16 Paul February 5, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Crazy!

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17 Ted @ xs650chopper.com February 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Crazy! creative marketing….

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18 william February 5, 2009 at 10:06 pm

Facebook apps are actually insanely easy to make.. Its all basic php. And implementing the affiliate offers is simple considering the company gives you the code to just paste in your application and it automatically adds all of their affiliate offers. All you have to do is tell it how many “coins” to give users for the specific offers.

Sadly I don’t know enough php to make complex apps so i only make a few dollars a day from apps :(

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19 ways to make money online February 6, 2009 at 8:53 am

I was just thinking about that too. I’ve had a good idea for an application but lack the skills to pull it out of my ass right now. So busy with other things but I’ll have to step into it.

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20 Akmal Wardak February 5, 2009 at 10:07 pm

HOLY CRAP! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS…

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21 Classifieds February 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Its so simple, yet it makes so much money a day, thats insane. Its amazing to see that so many apps are being created every day and they are making so much money

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22 browie February 5, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Wow, that is an amazing job. That must have been a heck of a plan and a lot of thinking about how to earn more money.

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23 WadUp February 5, 2009 at 11:48 pm

And we wonder why all the jobs are going to India and China or why so many are getting laid off. High tech and the dumbing down of lazy whiny Americans.

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24 WadUp February 5, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Who wants to see naked pics of Shoemoney?

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25 matt February 6, 2009 at 12:37 am

{– crickets –}

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26 Flowers Online February 6, 2009 at 5:40 am

I I am really want……

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27 Rand Fishkin is an Ex-Masturbator February 6, 2009 at 12:42 am

I don’t think Rand masturbates, I hear he wears one of the Christ Ex-Mastrubator t-shirts.

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28 Asher Awesome February 6, 2009 at 5:05 am

I was going to post something intelligent but I got distracted by the foot in this picture =D

Heh.

But anyway, that’s an evil way of making someone join a Facebook app… how do you resist NOT finding out if someone fantasized about you?

Evil geniuses.

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29 Zander Chance (required) February 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Damn, those are some busted chicks!

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30 Flowers Online February 6, 2009 at 5:30 am

Aha! I think that it is memorable time for anyone who loves our blog.

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31 António Farinha February 6, 2009 at 6:43 am

Well, I had always wondered what were the hoops they made us go through to see the answers in those kinds of apps, but never got around to really try it. Thanks for letting me know, and now I’m even less likely to do it…

Seems like a pretty sneeky/smart way to get users to get addicted to the damn thing…

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32 Depeche Mode Tribute February 6, 2009 at 6:59 am

But one needs to install a cookie on the suppliers side or it won’t work. Isn’t this an affiliation network that launched this? Woudl seem logical because I don’t see those companies install cookies for ‘joe the plumber’…?

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33 Rick February 6, 2009 at 7:38 am

I can’t believe that actually makes money, I always click ignore on those apps. But then again, there are millions of users… do you think it’s saturated already?

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34 MakeSeriousCash February 6, 2009 at 8:08 am

What can I say… Sex sells! All these darn facebook aps though are annoying.

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35 David February 6, 2009 at 9:05 am

If you wanted to know so bad, why don’t you just ask?

Honestly this stuff is just dumb.

I guess they make money from the same people that make this a headline on CNN hompage: “psychic’s business booms in tough economy”

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36 jtGraphic February 6, 2009 at 9:32 am

I think a lot of the traffic they drive is people that don’t know better. You need to consider that we’re “in the know” about affiliate marketing.

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37 Daniel February 6, 2009 at 10:53 am

This particular app doesn’t make hundreds of thousands of dollars a day. I’m sure that Offerpal Media, the company that manages the virtual currency system for practically every Facebook and Myspace app, probably makes that much. Just wanted to let everyone know before they run out and start building poll apps on facebook.

This particular app isn’t even in the top 100 Facebook apps.

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38 Brad February 6, 2009 at 11:30 am

what does “zomg” mean? i get the “omg” but whats the “z” mean?

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39 Rick February 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm

I didn’t know either so I looked it up….

From the Urban Dictionary:

“zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym “OMG”, meaning “Oh My God”.

The “z” was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type “OMG”

Also used in all-caps, ‘ZOMG’ is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.”

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40 DUDE February 6, 2009 at 1:43 pm

So what’s the name of the app??

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41 Reid February 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I wouldn’t even know where to start with building one of those types of applications, but nevertheless that is a good idea actually, I mean you know they have to be making money even if its not 6 figures a day, its likely 6 figures a week, great job. Should’ve thought of that myself.

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42 Udo Schroeter February 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Apps like these are the scourge of Facebook, they serve no purpose and spam your “friends” with statements that can easily get you into trouble. This shit should be banned, it devalues the whole platform and you’re all busy congratulating these scam artists on the ridiculous amounts of money they keep making off stupid people. Unbelievable.

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43 Rick February 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Sounds like you’re describing the advertising industry as a whole. I agree that it’s ridiculous but what’s the difference between taking advantage of stupid people on facebook or on late-night infomercials for the latest food de-hydrator product.

Don’t hate the player… :)

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44 Michael Henry February 9, 2009 at 9:01 am

Yeah, keep that crap on MySpace! ha! The Facebook apps are actually much worse than the MySpace ones. Most of them not only stop being playable after a certain level without the affiliate offers, they also require more “friends”.

I don’t mind the AdSense/AdBrite code that reloads with every click since they don’t affect gameplay.

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45 Luke February 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm

That’s a pretty amazing idea. Six figures a day would be sweet. I wonder if they’ve joined XY7.com… :D

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46 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas February 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Nice, is it not crazy on what people can make their money on these days.

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47 Static February 7, 2009 at 6:10 pm

II’ve always wanted to try those apps to do affiliate work as it really seems addicting (in this case, curious) for the Facebook users

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48 Ryan Martin February 8, 2009 at 9:28 am

Those facebook apps drive me crazy, but that might have been one that I couldn’t have resisted either. I can’t see all of my real estate clients appreciating the humor of such a question, but that stuff just cracks me up.

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49 Loren Baker February 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I like to choke my chicken, but only when I read ShoeMoney.com!

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50 Laurel Papworth February 9, 2009 at 12:02 am

pfft. is there anyone here who DOESN’T fantasise ’bout The Shoe? :P

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51 Michael Henry February 9, 2009 at 10:26 am

Market research on the usefulness of the “Users.getInfo” and more often than not, personalize something quasi-sexual and direct it at a man to get results.

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52 Mike February 10, 2009 at 5:16 am

Wow, that is a fantastic way of making money!

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53 Facebook Developer February 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm

I don’t see that app in the directory (anymore at least).. Facebook has been cracking down on forced invites/request/notifications lately…
I also find it odd you don’t post a link / appid, because I searched the entire directory

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54 joe gelb February 11, 2009 at 4:46 am

this is the real genius of the web for real

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55 Stop Dog Barking February 11, 2009 at 9:14 pm

What a clever way to make money! I wish I had thought of that.

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56 teamray February 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Creative way to make money.

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