Sorry iPhone Users

by Jeremy Schoemaker on December 16, 2008 · 108 comments

When I said that the iPhone was not a serious business phone I clearly had not seen a application like this. In only 2 days its cracked the top 20 most purchased applications.

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Hi I am Jeremy Schoemaker and ShoeMoney.com is my blog. 99% of the post here are done by me but you will see others occasionally make guest posts. This blog is fun to write but for my day job I run several online companies.

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1 Mega Champ December 16, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Well may be people are bored with all the usual games and other web apps, they needed a different experience :-D

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2 Taris Janitens December 16, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Agreed!!! This is pure hilarity

I love the fact that you can put the fart security up – and the timed fart!! This is endless awesomeness lol

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3 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog December 17, 2008 at 9:12 pm

I dont hv an iphone as yet

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4 Taris Janitens December 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

What are you waiting for man!! You can’t IFart without an Iphone!! get on that !!!

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5 Payday Loan Reviewer December 18, 2008 at 3:06 pm

No iphone, but you can use a web-based soundboard and get the same “effect” http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

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6 Smitty December 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm

I showed the video to my 13 year old. He wants me to get him an IPhone just so he fart on his friends.

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7 teraom December 19, 2008 at 12:25 pm

if iphine is complex, you can get an ipod touch. you can fart wit that one too..

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8 BusinessX December 21, 2008 at 10:29 am

Did you offer to feed him beans instead?

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9 SEO Tips South Africa December 22, 2008 at 5:04 am

Heheheheheh! Not enough street cred, old timer!

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10 Digital SLR Camera December 16, 2008 at 8:26 pm

This app would help me get so much work done…

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11 Arfan December 16, 2008 at 9:18 pm

How does it help you get your work does lol?

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12 BusinessX December 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm

I believe digital SLR camera and Shoemoney are using what is called sarcasm.

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13 Digital SLR Camera December 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner!

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14 Overworked December 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm

I think my cube mate has IFart. At least I hope he does.

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15 Payday Loan Reviewer December 18, 2008 at 3:07 pm

LOL – It would kill productivity in my office.

BUT… I’d rather have iFarts in the background than the real thing.

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16 SEO Tips South Africa December 22, 2008 at 5:06 am

This little fad will too soon blow over, just like the real thing!

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17 meethere December 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm

looks cool.. That’s a lots of download..
Thanks for sharing.

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18 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog December 17, 2008 at 9:14 pm

i plan to get one soon

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19 David Turnbull December 16, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Ah, but there is nothing like the real thing.

Sure, this captures the sound, but the entire experience just isn’t present.

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20 gumbosan December 18, 2008 at 8:39 am

You haven’t met my colleagues.. :)

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21 |1f34|-|1r3 December 16, 2008 at 8:42 pm

it’s a cool application..too bad i don’t have an Iphone

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22 Seo Creations December 17, 2008 at 3:01 am

then go buy it…..

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23 Doug December 16, 2008 at 8:48 pm

This app has gotten so much press(even you fell for it). . .and the more press it gets the higher up on the charts it will get.

If you look at the rest of the top paid applications – http://www.appstoreapps.com/top-100-paid-app-store-apps/ – you can see there are a few of those ‘pointless’ apps, but the rest are very good games/utilities.

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24 Steven-Sanders December 16, 2008 at 8:57 pm

This definitely needs to be sent to John Chow.

I wouldn’t be able to do alot of things with the iPhone that I can do with my AT&T Tilt.

I don’t think I’ll ever switch.

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25 Dick December 17, 2008 at 6:26 am

I think you can try. -)

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26 BusinessX December 17, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Chow had this on his app highlight for the PhoDotCom this past weekend.

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27 Taris Janitens December 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

John Chow knows!! lol

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28 Matt Siltala December 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Its amazing these apps get so much love. its almost annoying that its so simple, but Kudos to these guys – that’s freaking awesome!!

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29 FS December 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm

3G iPhone Rocks! business, games, drunken nights when you wonder where you are….., and hey if you need to get away from a blind date…perfect app.

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30 Seo Creations December 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Yup, it’s rock

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31 Typhoon December 18, 2008 at 8:11 am

Yup..Good Idea to get away from a blind date :{}

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32 Miles Baker December 16, 2008 at 9:06 pm

I think that this app. was a brilliant business idea, created by Joel Comm & team it goes to show that the iPhone is SERIOUS business. I wonder how much they’ve made from it so far.

However, no app is perfect, I LOVE this review on their iTunes app page…

“I have restarted my phone and tried to reinstall. Still no sound. What a waste of money! Only good thing is I just farted myself which was slightly amusing.”

LOL!!

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33 Arfan December 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm

“I have restarted my phone and tried to reinstall. Still no sound. What a waste of money! Only good thing is I just farted myself which was slightly amusing.” hahhaha I had a nice chuckle of that =D

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34 BusinessX December 21, 2008 at 10:31 am

That is a good one. I find funny Joel Comm decided to go with the absolute lowest common denominator for an iPhone app. But he was proved right.

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35 jtGraphic December 16, 2008 at 9:08 pm

We don’t have AT&T over here in Vermont, but they just bought Unicel the local provider and should be sealing the deal soon. I suppose that means I would finally be able to get an iPhone. What’s interesting is I think the iFart app says something about the general population…

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36 Arfan December 16, 2008 at 9:59 pm

You could also get a Locked Iphone and get a X-sim or Furious sim to get it Unlocked , I have tested it out many works perfectly.

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37 jtGraphic December 16, 2008 at 11:43 pm

I suppose I meant officially. I didn’t want to pay a few hundred for the phone, then another couple hundred for a cancellation fee, then unlock it… then… still have reduced functionality. Although I did consider it.

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38 Payday Loan Reviewer December 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm

You mean it says the same thing about the entire population that Youtube, Jackass, VH1 reality shows, Howard Stern, and Myspace don’t? Yeah, we’re all sheep that are easily entertained.

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39 PlanetAndrea December 16, 2008 at 9:09 pm

genius. fart a friend lol

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40 Daniel December 16, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Oh my god.. Really? I would rather just splurge $999 on the ‘I am Rich’ app than this crap!

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41 Arfan December 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm

hahaha damnn thats so neat, I feel like switching my bold to my iphone to use this application.

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42 Jeremy December 16, 2008 at 9:21 pm

LOL! Right on man!

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43 IamJustinM December 16, 2008 at 9:33 pm

Exxxxactly.

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44 you December 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm

i’ve got a fart recorder built into my dutch oven

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45 Taris Janitens December 16, 2008 at 9:51 pm

honestly – this is amazing hahahahaha

I’m going to have to check this app out lol

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46 headphones December 16, 2008 at 9:57 pm

C’mon, you’re just jealous you can’t get that on your phone!

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47 Julie December 16, 2008 at 9:59 pm

I was leaning between a Blackberry or an iPhone and well, this just seals the deal! Bring on my new iPhone!

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48 Arfan December 16, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Honestly I would take a blackberry any day because of the qwerty keyboard, because I email a lot, and the blackberry messenger is ultra cool =D, so if you are going to be emailing and typing stuff alot I would go with a blackberry.

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49 John Kane December 17, 2008 at 10:28 pm

Just carry both like me…Blackberry Bold and Iphone! Then you get the best of both worlds!

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50 myrtle beach condos December 16, 2008 at 10:13 pm

what an awesome product, makes me regret the new bberry i just bought

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51 Seo Creations December 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Why you brought bb?

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52 Taris Janitens December 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Black berry is very useful for sure – I’m interested to see the new offerings that are supposedly coming out from them!!! I’ve heard of a Iphone killer, but I’ll believe it when I see it

This is something coming out in 6-8 months that is better than the storm – I guess we’ll see!!

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53 Dan December 16, 2008 at 10:53 pm

Wait until you see the new features coming out next week and beyond..

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54 joe gelb December 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm

pretty much is the summnation of an over hyped product lol

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55 Online Privateer December 16, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Man, I knew I should have gone for the Iphone instead of the Ipod. Listening to farts in my headphones just isn’t quite the same…

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56 Jon Barker December 16, 2008 at 10:59 pm

That is awesome! I don’t have an iPhone, but if I did, I would have that app! Although I have enough gas that I’m not sure I would need it. Thanks for sharing Shoe!

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57 teamray December 16, 2008 at 11:07 pm

Yep these silly apps seem to do the best in the app store.

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58 Alex December 16, 2008 at 11:23 pm

oh dear. Just awesome.

I would love to go pitch a vc with this product.
“hey, kid, what cool app did you develop on the iphone?”

“well, sir, a fart app. Yes, it really makes fart noises”

“that’s great. here’s a term sheet for $3M. just make sure your road map captures diarrhea sounds. good job kid”

AWESOME

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59 Jens P. Berget December 16, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Finally, something useful for my iPhone :-)

… actually, I thought that I discovered an awesome app when I found your post, well, the app is awesome, but just not the way I thought it would be LOL.

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60 Dick December 17, 2008 at 6:27 am

iPhone even show itself.

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61 Steitiyeh December 17, 2008 at 1:43 am

Guys i think that Jeremy created that post to show what kind of application that are iPhone users are interested in. Personally i do agree with you Jeremy that the iPhone is not a business phone AT ALL if i would ever get one, it wont be my primary phone!! NEVER

Hope i understood what you meant Jeremy

Thanks
Firas

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62 His Shadow December 17, 2008 at 11:19 am

It’s hilarious, all this gack about “business phones”. Is this it? Is that the difference? Is something not suitable for “business” because it’s extremely versatile, easy to code for and, worst of all, FUN? And if a “serious” business phone MUST have a chicket keyboard, why does the Storm exist? I guess what we can all take from this is that in order for something to be suitable for “business”, it must be dull, predictable and come in a variety of incompatible versions.

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63 BusinessX December 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm

A business phone would be one where the productivity would exceed the cost of the phone. Would a $600 phone cover its own ROI? Hard to see how. Bling, bells and whistles, and fart apps, are not what make a business. A business phone would have a long way to go to cover ROI, when you place it against a free or $20-40 dollar phone that comes with signing up with a service. Maybe if you said a iPhone would allow you to write x number of posts more than a smart phone, that each post is worth y. Then x times y = additional revenue. Is additional revenue more than $600? That would make it a business phone, otherwise it is a toy.

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64 His Shadow January 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm

What 600$ phone? Try 300, or 200 if you don’t need the space? And if you get a full featured handheld computer that allows custom applications for any business need, you don’t think after two years you can get 600 dollars worth of productivity out of it? That’s simply small minded. You want to spend 20 to 40 dollars on a handset, go ahead. You get what you pay for. And if ROI mattered a whit, why do so many businesses still stick with the Hell that is Windows PC product support?

Face it. The not-a-business-phone meme is just mindless reflex jibber to cover an anti-Apple bias. Nothing more, nothing less.

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65 Matt Helphrey December 17, 2008 at 2:09 am

Very nice. Always ahead of the game…what will they think of next?

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66 Seo Creations December 17, 2008 at 3:01 am

Agreed!!! This is pure hilarity

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67 Talkpedia December 17, 2008 at 3:09 am

That application will certainly help me with my farting business!

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68 FunkySouth December 17, 2008 at 3:44 am

great phone ! Great design & UI…To sexy.

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69 Swizec December 17, 2008 at 7:16 am

Now I seriously want an iPhone. Because of this app.

Damn you all!

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70 jim December 17, 2008 at 7:31 am

This is why the app store is going to make apple billions…

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71 Greg Ellison December 17, 2008 at 7:44 am

The Iphone apps are a gold rush right now. I don’t have any programming talent. Greg Ellison

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72 anty December 17, 2008 at 10:20 am

People buy everything that is apple related… iCrap

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73 icq December 17, 2008 at 10:36 am

Yep these silly apps seem to do the best in the app store

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74 Logan December 17, 2008 at 10:49 am

If only I had an iPhone.

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75 Austin December 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Is it worth a forced 60-70 a month data plan on top of the voice plan to have one?

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76 kupkadotca December 17, 2008 at 11:44 am

god bless you sir for introducing me to the ifart app… hours of entertainment!

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77 Outlet December 17, 2008 at 11:55 am

Hey Shoe, it is fu**ing useful thing :D

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78 BlogAngry December 17, 2008 at 12:29 pm

That’s funny

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79 StartBreakingFree.com December 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Lol..cool app. Sorry Jeremy but this would be incredibly useful around the office for team moral.

iPhone is still best business phone :)

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80 Learn English Online December 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Amazing app!

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81 Stephen December 17, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Crazy funny. Good thing I read this blog or I would of never of found this. Doing my best not to let one rip in the movie theater…lol

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82 ZK@Internet Marketing Blog December 17, 2008 at 9:11 pm

funny thing

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83 Reid December 17, 2008 at 10:36 pm

It is kinda amazing how well some of the most random apps do. iFart? I guess it is pretty hilarious…

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84 Typhoon December 18, 2008 at 8:02 am

Recently I gave iPhone was given away in blog’s contest :) and iPhone was a good thing to attract people.

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85 gumbosan December 18, 2008 at 8:36 am

Wanna see a fart in action ?

Try browsing this blog with an iPhone. :)

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86 Blogger Tips December 18, 2008 at 9:00 am

everyone loves a good fart joke .. I’m actually developing a prototype for a new phone … codenamed iPoo … when you get a call instead of playing a ringtone it literally takes a big crap right on your desk .. that’s right the first phone with a poohole … I’m playing off the popularity of ringtones with what we call crappers .. yeah you can customize your iPoo with all kinds of crappers .. kitty crappers, runny crappers, big crappers, chunky crappers, taco crappers, sour egg crappers .. we even have the little bitty pebble crappers … so next time you’re dropping a bomb … think iPoo

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87 Brian " Cure Acne " W. December 18, 2008 at 1:20 pm

This is the greatest!

I got to send this to my friend.

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88 Bob December 19, 2008 at 12:30 am

I’m skeptical… how could someone that has made a huge pile of cash in the ringtone biz think there wouldn’t be money with iPhone apps?

I smell linkbait!

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89 thewutzupphilippines December 19, 2008 at 3:13 am

i really love this iphone. nothing beats the style and features.

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90 Hoteles December 19, 2008 at 5:35 am

I Just downloaded it – pretty cool – you should have an aff link ;)

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91 small business ideas December 19, 2008 at 6:09 am

Farting…. Is cool apparently. Marketing never ceases to Amaze me. Just think some dude with a masters in marketing probably came up with that. My nephew needs a job???

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92 Karl Hadwen December 19, 2008 at 9:31 am

This app is mint

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93 OJ Simpson in jail December 19, 2008 at 12:17 pm

That is funny, but it sounds too digital and not very realistic (maybe the recording is low quality audio?). The funny fart kid video that was one of the most watched videos on YouTube is funnier.

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94 jackie sheeler December 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm

this is the app that can finally replace uncle pull-my-finger at holiday gatherings! gotta go get me a copy!

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95 Austin December 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

It is only 99 cents….The problem is tiny cell phone speakers do not render audio well and it just sounds fake.

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96 izrada stranica December 20, 2008 at 12:00 am

hahaha

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97 Austin December 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

The program actually looks fun.

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98 SEO December 22, 2008 at 7:02 am

Agreed! is hilarity.

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99 Blogging Tips December 22, 2008 at 6:03 pm

You know I just remembered .. about 5+ years ago some company announced a prototype for computer speakers that dispensed a variety of fragrances to maximize multimedia experiences .. if it starts raining in the movie or game you could actually smell the rain .. that kinda thing .. anyway I’m just glad their company failed. :)

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100 AJ Kumar January 2, 2009 at 12:36 am

The Iphone is totally something you love & hate. Well, in my opinion due to its major LAGG!! The guy that created this software made it big time. All it takes is 1 idea. A great message to people in the dumps (no pun intended), that there will be more failures in life than successes, but it takes just 1 success that will outweigh the rest.

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101 Mr. School Fundraising ideas January 3, 2009 at 11:08 am

The iPhone sucks for a couple of reasons, that have probably already been mentioned, sold only by one phone company, the “3G” is not great and it is crazy expensive to buy and own.

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102 Mr. School Fundraising Ideas February 9, 2009 at 12:50 pm

They should just come up with a soundboard application that can alter your voice, wild animals, or some other way to scare people with your phone.

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