Nov 26 2008
Jeremy Schoemaker

ShoeMoney Busted Drunk Driving Homicide

By Jeremy Schoemaker 94 comments

Last weekend on Saturday night I was invited to go out with a bunch of my friends.    We went out and I had way to much to drink got behind the wheel of my car and ran someone over.  Just like that some stupid decisions ruined what I had worked so hard for all my life until that point.  Then I woke up.  It was a bad dream.

It really made me think how easy something so horrible like that can happen.   I don’t think I have operated a motor vehicle under the influence since college but in my dream the situation seemed to just happen.

This holiday season please don’t put yourself in a situation where you end up driving drunk.

And on that note.  Happy Thanksgiving!

  1. Garala says:

    Find a designated driver if your drunk..

    Good point shoe.

  2. dusk says:

    Yesterday a wordpress update announcement, today a public service announcement… w00t

  3. Getting a taxi and going back for your car tomorrow is a good way to stay safe.

  4. Ryan McLean says:

    Catchy title….crappy post
    You had me scared there

    • This should prove to be an interesting keyword experiment. Wonder what Google is returning around these keywords……shoemoney drunk driving is #1 & 2, with twitter being #3….and as for “drunk driving” shoemoney is on the front page, under “blog posts about drunk driving”

      Impressive stuff, it does indicate that pretty much whatever Jeremy decides to chat about is pretty much guaranteed front page placings on Google.

  5. da buck says:

    I had to read this three times before I saw it was a dream. I need some sleep.

  6. Sonja says:

    Thanks for posting Shoemoney! I’ve had dreams like that. Of course my transgression was something different, but the principle is the same. You do stuff in dreams you wouldn’t when you are awake.

    • Sometimes is is truly a relief to wake up and realise that wasn’t your true reality. Sometimes we can learn the lessons without having to pay the price, thank goodness! The bottom line is that drinking and driving is something that can really ruin your life in the blink of an eye. Not a lesson any of us want to experience first hand.

  7. MikeJ says:

    Yup, I was blown away with the title, glad to hear it was a dream, but a nice public service announcement for the holiday.

  8. Whoa…not even the slightest bit funny, but you make a great point. There are so many people who think they’re invincible.

  9. Raja Kamil says:

    Happy thanks giving man !

  10. browie says:

    Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving

  11. Indeed…we’ve all done stupid shit like that…many times…you live and learn (hopefully) .

  12. Kal says:

    Man Shoe, you are the KING of Twitter bait. Nice work

  13. Lupe says:

    Wow you really had me scared there shoe

  14. Darin Carter says:

    Only if we were in Vegas … Driving around in those stretch Hummers … LOL

  15. Ganesh says:

    People should especially be careful before New Year as there are a lot of accident cases involving drunken driving. Happy thanksgiving.

  16. Cash Volume says:

    OH man! the master link baiter strikes again! you got me that time good one Shoe! and yes your right its not worth it life is too precious! drunk drivers suck my nuts…..

  17. BusinessX says:

    Good words and hope everyone listens. In today’s age we all get cynical and jaded, but it just take a split-second. Makes me think of the times I have been out with friends on the weekend, only to find out Monday that something horrible happened on the way home. Never me but always the “other ones”. You can’t buck the odds forever. The only safe route is like making money, plan ahead.

  18. Freeman says:

    My sister had this EXACT situation happen to her….sad stuff man

  19. Dan says:

    The other bad dream is you drink a lot, not so much that you can’t drive, man, you can hold your liquor and you always drive perfectly! Yet one night someone swerves across the median, in front of you and hits you head on. Totally, totally their fault, your airbag goes off and you survive. Theirs doesn’t and they die. Lots of witnesses testify, you were driving perfectly! But, since there is a death, its mandatory blood tests and since you are over the limit its a mandatory 5 year sentence before the possibility of parole….so much for being able to handle it.

  20. teamray says:

    Lol you almost had me but i looked at the replies and knew since it was low it had to not be real.

  21. EarnersBay says:

    Dreams like that are often a real eye-opener, gives you a second chance, in a way.

  22. The Net Fool says:

    Jeremy that wasn’t a dream…
    …that was a “flashback”

    …I kid of course, haha
    Have a happy thanksgiving!

  23. gendut says:

    shoe….too hard work, you need time more for enjoy this world….and also happy dream

  24. IamJustinM says:

    I don’t know about Nebraska, but in CA if you get a DUI you might as well be charged with murder. They throw the BOOK at you. And rightfully so. A $20,40,60, or even $100 taxi cab is pennies compared to what you’ll pay if you get a DUI.

    I used to make the mistake of driving drunk, but I have since moved to a big city where taxicabs are everywhere and cheap.

    Sucks living in rural/suburban areas where you have to drive 15-20 miles just to find a good place to kick it.

    Nothing pisses me off more then hearing about someone getting killed by a drunk driver during the Holidays. Be smart! In CA during the Holidays signs are everywhere that say to call 911 if you see someone you even think might be a little bit drunk. I got cell phone in hand ready to do just that.

  25. Now “thats” what I call great advice:). The good thing here in san francisco is there are a ton of cabs.

  26. DollarDevil says:

    Drinking and Driving is a numbers game. YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE!!!

    Happy Holidays

  27. Jimmy says:

    Keep in mind “Free cab month” [officially safe ride home month] arrives in Omaha on Monday! Its the once a year for a month reprieve by making the right choice and using a cab instead of driving “deal” sponsored by Hauptman O’Brien in OMaha.

    (Disclosure: I have nothing to do with Hauptman O’Brien but free cab is always welcome in my book. Make sure to tip well!)

  28. Glen Allsopp says:

    You’ll certainly get peoples attention with that headline, great message!

    Cheers,
    Glen

  29. andrew says:

    you had me scared for second.

  30. Raja Kamil says:

    Cal 1-800-DONTDRINKANDDRIVE
    TOLL FREEE

  31. I hope everyone that is going to drink heeds this warning not to drink and drive.

  32. Never mix drink and driving …… HAHA

  33. Jason Winn says:

    Totally agree. My buddy got busted for drunk driving because some one hit him! Goes to show that you don’t have to be the one who hits some one, just be drunk and be involved in an accident and you’re still up a creek.

    For a DUI here in the states you’re looking at minimum $5000 in legal fees, a night in the tank, and about a year of AA meetings. Not worth it at all.

  34. The quick and simple solution is ‘don’t drink’ cause then you can never drink drive :P

  35. Zurpit says:

    Wow that is one scary dream, no one should ever drink and drive

  36. Önder says:

    if i have a driving licence i will help you for no money:)

  37. tkada.com says:

    Of course, it is inevitable in such a kind of situations, just enjoy, nothing wrong in it, but we should try to comfort ourselves in a safer side (not possible always but almost) be prepared not only for enjoyment but also a small plan after the occasion how to post us safe home, and as u safe home have more.., (not injuring ourselves and disturbing others simultaneously)

  38. hoodmonkey says:

    Did you run over me?

  39. As I read it, he states it’s a dream but right at the beginning I was like No Way!

    However, Everyone here should know shoe would have a Limo or a chauffeur.

    BTW, this is a true story, Jeremy can’t start his car up until he passes the in-house breathalyzer.

  40. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here!

  41. meethere says:

    lol,, dreams - title made me think different :D
    Happy Thanksgiving ;)

  42. Ray Ebersole says:

    Excellent Title bait….:-) Happy Thanksgiving

  43. AskCash says:

    Bone Chilling headline.
    Great copy!

  44. TheMoneyac says:

    Wow, you got me scared Shoe.

    If you’re going to a party and you know that you’re going to drink - wives and girlfriends are perfectly made for this !

    Cheers,

    The Moneyac

  45. James says:

    Great headline, definately got my attention.

  46. montage says:

    I couldn’t agree more. Not worth it at all. Don’t drink and Drive and make arrangements BEFORE you go out. Alcohol affects your judgment, and when you make the decision on the spot while under the influence, its never good.

    HTG - projecthillhouse.com

  47. dean says:

    You drunk drove while in college and seem to gloss over the fact? your a bloody idiot.

  48. youfoundjake says:

    I can’t imagine a city that doesn’t have a cab company that will offer free rides on holidays to drunks.

  49. big jason says:

    if you’re cool and can have a good time without drinking, no need to worry about this stuff

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