Nov 22 2008
Jeremy Schoemaker

Festival Of Trees

By Jeremy Schoemaker 66 comments

Traveled to my home town of Moline Illinois this weekend. Its only about a 5 hour drive but with 2 little girls under 2 1/2 took us about 8 hours.

Today we went to the Festival Of Trees which I never really have understood. When I was a kid I sang in a choir and always had to sing at this thing. It was kind of cool taking my little girls to it today. Also my sister Andrea came with us.

At the Festival Of Trees they have tons of home made trees for sale that people made. They must have some sort of a contest cause a lot of them had ribbons and stuff.

My favorite one was this Mt. Dew Tree:

It had a BIN of only $150 but the top bid was $20. I bet it cost $200++ to make this thing in pop costs alone.

Fun trip hanging out with the fam. Here is a pic of me and my sister:

And my daughter Juliet and wife Dr J:

  1. Looking sharp along with the family. BTW that must have been a lot of piss and shit stops on the way/clean up.

    Are you going to pump out a “Shoemoney Christmas Album” by any chance?

  2. Study Babes says:

    you only took 2 pictures of the trees??

  3. mohawkdonkey says:

    shoe don’t take this the wrong way man, but what’s up with your sister?

  4. Awesome Shoe, I wish you and your family all the best this season.

    • Yeah, great family Shoe has there and I would also like to wish them a great festive season and a super future. ShoeMoney is a great family man, that’s one of the things I admire him for the most.

  5. Mike Saf says:

    Your sister looks just like you!

  6. D says:

    what a happy family, yeah, i agree with mike, your sister is a just like you
    ;D

  7. andrew says:

    you’re a lucky guy jeremy, great family you have. Wish you the best!

  8. BlogAngry says:

    Pretty original trees

  9. BusinessX says:

    I like that Jewel Osco was the Mountain Dew Tree sponsor, very savvy. Makes me wonder if they knew the concept before sponsoring.

  10. montage says:

    isnt the urban legend Mountain dew shrinks testicles?

  11. m says:

    looking good

  12. Melvin says:

    Nce Mt.Dew tree.. Any pepsi tree?

  13. Ben Pei says:

    Ooo a tree of mountain dew.. My fave drink!

  14. meethere says:

    Great trees.. mountain dew was cool…

    Ur wife Dr. ?

  15. Any chance we could get your sis to shave her head…so we’d have twin Shoemoney’s?

  16. The Do the Dew Tree was nice. I like the toy bear tree even more. Incredible size and very well put together.

  17. Georgie says:

    How did you score that wife of yours when you were a fat fuck? I dunno. I have to move to the US of A

  18. Shaun Carter says:

    That mountain dew tree is quite clever!

  19. Jack says:

    Shoe, that is what I like about you - you are one normal dude. I like the family and the trip to the hokey tree show for a Saturday. Wait til soccer starts with the kiddos. I can see you now! Have a great TG day if I dont stop by before!

  20. teraom says:

    A very different tree and something i hav never seen before. Made one out of bottles though, beeeer

  21. gendut says:

    very strange tree….heeee, very creative

  22. Önder says:

    Very interesting festival.

  23. jobucks says:

    your daughter is cute

  24. Dick says:

    This is a remarkable photos. I like the holidays.

  25. Technogadge says:

    Festival of Trees with a mountain dew tree! That’s cool. What about a tree of beer?
    BTW nice photographs.

  26. Wow that is some crazy stuff, looks like you had a nice time with the family.

  27. Your little daughter is so freaking cute!! I bet she’s ridiculously smart too.

  28. i LOVE those trees — especially the dew tree, but the stuffed animal tree is also very clever. i wish NYC would adopt something like this. every year it breaks my heart to see them drag a 70-foot tall old-growth spruce out to rockefeller center, trick it all out in lights and then throw it by the roadside (metaphorically speaking) in january. sad, i say!

  29. Reid says:

    hey shoe, cool post. Its kinda cool to see you spending time with the fam. Congrats to you and all of your success including business, and a wonderful family.

  30. love the season! Stores and homes around town have set up christmas lights. not suprised about the stores. But am glad to see families placing Christmas lights and decorations, too. I will follow my yearly tradtion after thanksgiving. Pass some Cheer around… Maybe you can send a SHOE tree to Wall Street. Cheer them up or they can throw it at ?????? :)

  31. GPS says:

    I wonder how many beer-can christmas trees this post & that picture inspired…..

  32. I’m in Saint Charles Shoe. We should hang some time and go over to The King and I in Saint Louis. :)

  33. joe gelb says:

    its good to see how moline has jumped on the recycling bandwagon, that tree of cans is mad cool

  34. The Mt. Dew tree is quite slick, but would have been better if it was Heineken rather ;-) and that would have done justice to your pose, you like like you were shouting “Let’s get wasted, yeah!!!”

  35. Local Price says:

    You have a cute family.

  36. I had a beer can tree once. It was worth some money too

  37. Ganesh says:

    Hey Shoe, in the picture with your sister, both your eyes look red. It makes you look kinda scary. :D

  38. You should of BINed the tree and eat all the apples one day :D

  39. I think I need to go to the bathroom just looking at that Mt. Dew tree. That’s a whole lot of doin the dew

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