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SES San Jose Best Marketing Shirts

Posted August 27th, 2008 by Jeremy Schoemaker

Its no secret I am a fan of shirts… especially ones that turn heads. Here were some of my favorites from SES San Jose 2008

Adgooroo had all their people wearing shirts that said:

I’m a tool:

Use Me:

Kate Morris aka Long Horn Kate came in with this classic:

And last but not least the searchme girls with their “Search Me” on the front:

and “You’ll know it when you see it” on the back:

Special mention goes to Affiliate Manager Britney from CPA Empire:

With her pendant that says “I Love Nerds”

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84 comments. What say you?

  1. Good Comment?
    Matt Helphrey

    disallow://douche-bags….that is good. I know a couple, access denied

  2. Good Comment?
    Harish

    Great and hot pics

  3. Good Comment?
    ways to earn online

    Those are some cool shirts. I thought the use me tool shirt was the funniest.

  4. Good Comment?
    Myrtle Beach Rentals

    i’m a t-shirt nerd too

  5. Good Comment?
    Gossip

    Their shirts are really funny I like them!

  6. Good Comment?
    Dustin Cucciarre

    Great Shirts! Thanks for the images Jeremy .

  7. Good Comment?
    Eva White

    Good Ones. Like the pendant best.

  8. Good Comment?
    TYCP Entertainment Magazine

    Well, they say sex sells. And I love the alcohol tee. I want one.

  9. Good Comment?
    Lowongan Kerja

    nice to see your picture with various shirts and girls.. :D

  10. Good Comment?
    JumboCasher.com

    Hey can we copy these t-shirts anyways?

  11. Good Comment?
    Bryn Youngblut

    I just got this sweet shirt (for free) from ThinkGeek that says “I’m Blogging This”
    check it out: http://tshirtplug.com/2008/08/27/thinkgeek/

  12. Good Comment?
    Reid

    Very Creative… gotta love it! :)

  13. Good Comment?
    Winning Startups

    Apparently only the ladies have nice t-shirts at that conference…

  14. Good Comment?
    Hinie

    the legendary shoemoney has come!!

  15. Good Comment?
    SawanM

    Awesome shirts, I’d buy one and wear it once, then put it away. Haha.

  16. Good Comment?
    Noobpreneur

    Shirts on girls are the best, indeed :P

  17. Good Comment?
    Kate Morris

    http://www.evisibility.com/blog/evisibility-t-shirts/ <— purchase URL

    • Good Comment?
      Archie Pennies

      Disallow cougars ? That’s really funny for a men’s shirt. Too much alcohol and it can turn into dofollow :-)

  18. Good Comment?
    Kate Morris

    Oh and that shirt I’m wearing … sold at eVisibility (I need commission for this or something, hehe) http://www.evisibility.com and comes in womens and mens versions. The guys version is hilarious.

  19. Good Comment?
    Dick

    I really liked the photos. Shirts are also very good. And girls… -)))

  20. Good Comment?
    sergio.dares

    I love this “tool”, I love this “search” :)

  21. Good Comment?
    Otooo

    Heheh, I loved the robots.txt shirt that Long Horn Kate wore
    I want 1 :)

  22. Good Comment?
    Steve

    You know… I have a feeling that there are some smaller shirts that are going to be featured soon :) .

    Love the SEO Sucks shirt Shoe!

  23. Good Comment?
    Wii Downloads

    hey shoe i won a shirt by commenting on your blog and it came in the mail yesterday.

    so hey thanks for the shirt

  24. Good Comment?
    LetUsReviewIt

    yes shoemoney is a legend…hot nerdy girls are always the best

  25. Good Comment?
    Rajan

    Shoemoney keep the pictures coming.

    your a legend

  26. Good Comment?
    kashif

    I think britney is the hottest in all the girls.

  27. Good Comment?
    shoeb

    This is really a cool stuff, I see it, enjoying the photos..

  28. Good Comment?
    Majid

    Good to see such Event happening…all the photos are superb.

  29. Good Comment?
    Hoor Bano

    Britney from CPA Empire is very beautiful. both photos are superb.

  30. Good Comment?
    Monty's Mega Marketing

    Holy crap, I love the “Use Me” shirts.

    I like this one I saw on another site…

    “You might be an SEO if…

    …on your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door.”

    Ba dum bum

  31. Good Comment?
    Tinx Money

    Nice shirts. Where I could order one?

  32. Good Comment?
    Craig

    never noticed what the shirts said the first time I looked, distracted by something else.

  33. Good Comment?
    Tom Jones

    The best is the I Heart Nerds

  34. Good Comment?
    Justin Cook

    Wow. The searchme shirts aren’t anything special at all, and yet they somehow made it to this post. I wonder why…

  35. Good Comment?
    jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity

    I heart nerds… the pendant is definitely what made me look there.

  36. Good Comment?
    Patrick

    Awesome shirts. I wonder how well head-turning shirts actually work.

  37. Good Comment?
    Melvin

    LOL… the tool shirt is great dude.. hope to have that one…

  38. Good Comment?
    Tyler DeWitt

    Jeremy,

    Always getting your pictures taken with the ladies :) .

    • Good Comment?
      cheap used cars

      one does get the idea that jeremy really enjoys himself in vegas.

  39. Good Comment?
    Zak Show

    Cool T-Shirts, I like them :)

  40. Good Comment?
    Big Ben Patton

    Ha some incredibly creative shirts, I love to see this kind of stuff at conventions, the search me one is priceless, and the I 8> nerds ftw.

  41. Good Comment?
    SEI Design Group

    Shoemoney black shirts are the best!

  42. Good Comment?
    Dave

    The only one remotely clever is the 2nd one. The other shirts remind me of those lame “Big Johnson” shirts from the mid-90’s. Or the concrete contractor that thinks it’s hilarious to have a cmpany slogan that says “Get em wet” or something lame like that. Anybody can think of a slogan that has some kind of double meaning. Just like I can say “That’s what she said” after about anything.

  43. Good Comment?
    poor jokes

    me too a nerd
    lolzzzzzz

    hopefully i ll too have a t-shirt of tagline “pj master”

  44. Good Comment?
    web hosting rebates

    the shirts look great…gave me some great ideas :D

  45. Good Comment?
    Steve

    Nice! I hope I can get some shirts with a logo of mine someday.

  46. Good Comment?
    Lawrence

    but officer, i didn’t rape her…she was begging for it – her shirt says ‘use me’

  47. Good Comment?
    Oozzl networking

    Nice ladies, I mean shirts.

    • Good Comment?
      Agent Magenta

      Nice ladies AND nice shirts – a powerfull winning combination :)

  48. Good Comment?
    Nick Throlson

    I Love Nerds is the best one haha made me laugh!

  49. Good Comment?
    WebTrafficROI

    nice t shirts ….takes branding to a new level

  50. Good Comment?
    Bulbboy

    It’s must be true then that geeks shall inherit the earth.

  51. Good Comment?
    meethere

    lol
    great picks..
    are you serious guy or humorous ? :D

  52. Good Comment?
    Brad

    hahahahhahahhahaha

  53. Good Comment?
    cheap used cars

    Kate’s shirt has to be the best. Although, any pretty girl who proudly says she loves nerds is cool in my book too.

    • Good Comment?
      Noobpreneur

      Agreed – nerds are lovable!! :)

    • Good Comment?
      Goran Website

      As a nerd myself I have goto to agree, my type of girl.

    • Good Comment?
      atlanta wedding photographer

      nerds to make money….lots of it. So although they may or may not be easy on the eyes they will make for a financially stable home

  54. Good Comment?
    Le Melon

    Jeremy, did you post this a few hours ago and then remove it?
    Because it showed up in my RSS feed hours ago and when I clicked on the link, the post had been removed :-S

  55. Good Comment?
    terminator69

    lol I’m shocked “I’m a tool, use me” made it into the best marketing shirts. Nice shirt tho.

  56. Good Comment?
    Static

    Kate’s shirt is quite a creative one. ;) Also dude, I need one of those “SEO Sucks” t-shirts.

  57. Good Comment?
    JumboCasher.com

    So how many people used their tool anyways? ;)

  58. Good Comment?
    Tamar Weinberg

    That Kate shirt is from the awesome dudes at eVisibility — the back, which is not displayed, is pictured here. ;)

  59. Good Comment?
    JumboCasher.com

    Wonderful! What a blast!

  60. Good Comment?
    BlogSavvy

    Shoe, Nice pics, especially like the SEO Sucks shirt!

    • Good Comment?
      Goran Website

      Thats the cleverest and best out of the bunch, SEO Sucks, why the girls not wearing it.

  61. Good Comment?
    Bryan Bliss

    favorite shirt ive seen:
    ” Im the sexy lil vixen you flirted with in the chatroom”
    being worn by a 42 yr old guy who looks like he hasnt left his moms basement or showered in a month

    • Good Comment?
      Chris Abernethy

      Awesome, any idea where that shirt can be had?

      • Good Comment?
        iPod fan

        THAT’S WRONG!!!

        Nice shirts though Shoe :)

        John

  62. Good Comment?
    Guy McLaren

    We take IT seriously when you show off such poor TShirts. Where are the nekkid ladies?

    • Good Comment?
      Online Dividends

      I guess the best way to promote your website is by having ladies imprinting your url on their T-Shirts..
      I wonder if you’d get a lot of traffic this way :-)

  63. Good Comment?
    Chris Jacobson

    “You know IT when you see it”, c’mon Shoe. Wake up. lol

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