Aug 27 2008

SES San Jose Best Marketing Shirts

By Jeremy Schoemaker 83 comments

Its no secret I am a fan of shirts… especially ones that turn heads. Here were some of my favorites from SES San Jose 2008

Adgooroo had all their people wearing shirts that said:

I’m a tool:

Use Me:

Kate Morris aka Long Horn Kate came in with this classic:

And last but not least the searchme girls with their “Search Me” on the front:

and “You’ll know it when you see it” on the back:

Special mention goes to Affiliate Manager Britney from CPA Empire:

With her pendant that says “I Love Nerds”

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Chris Jacobson said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:37 am

“You know IT when you see it”, c’mon Shoe. Wake up. lol

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Jeremy Schoemaker Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 9:56 am
heh got it

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Hustle Strategy Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Good one… The tool shirt is not too bad either.

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jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I heart Nerds pendant FTW man, you ended on a high note

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Guy McLaren said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:43 am

We take IT seriously when you show off such poor TShirts. Where are the nekkid ladies?

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Online Dividends Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I guess the best way to promote your website is by having ladies imprinting your url on their T-Shirts..
I wonder if you’d get a lot of traffic this way

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Bryan Bliss said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:50 am

favorite shirt ive seen:
” Im the sexy lil vixen you flirted with in the chatroom”
being worn by a 42 yr old guy who looks like he hasnt left his moms basement or showered in a month

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Chris Abernethy Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Awesome, any idea where that shirt can be had?

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iPod fan Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
THAT’S WRONG!!!

Nice shirts though Shoe

John

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BlogSavvy said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:34 am

Shoe, Nice pics, especially like the SEO Sucks shirt!

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Goran Website Reply:
August 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Thats the cleverest and best out of the bunch, SEO Sucks, why the girls not wearing it.

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JumboCasher.com said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:38 am

Wonderful! What a blast!

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Tamar Weinberg said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:39 am

That Kate shirt is from the awesome dudes at eVisibility — the back, which is not displayed, is pictured here.

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JumboCasher.com said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:40 am

So how many people used their tool anyways?

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foodluvin Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Why I did just this morning!….Oh wrong tool.

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atlanta wedding photographer Reply:
September 24th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I don’t even know what to say about that …. well i shoudn’t

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Static said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:36 am

Kate’s shirt is quite a creative one. Also dude, I need one of those “SEO Sucks” t-shirts.

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terminator69 said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am

lol I’m shocked “I’m a tool, use me” made it into the best marketing shirts. Nice shirt tho.

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Le Melon said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am

Jeremy, did you post this a few hours ago and then remove it?
Because it showed up in my RSS feed hours ago and when I clicked on the link, the post had been removed :-S

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cheap used cars said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

Kate’s shirt has to be the best. Although, any pretty girl who proudly says she loves nerds is cool in my book too.

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Noobpreneur Reply:
August 28th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Agreed - nerds are lovable!!

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Goran Website Reply:
August 31st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
As a nerd myself I have goto to agree, my type of girl.

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atlanta wedding photographer Reply:
September 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
nerds to make money….lots of it. So although they may or may not be easy on the eyes they will make for a financially stable home

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Brad said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

hahahahhahahhahaha

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meethere said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

lol
great picks..
are you serious guy or humorous ?

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jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
i’m gonna go with humorous…

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Bulbboy said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

It’s must be true then that geeks shall inherit the earth.

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WebTrafficROI said on August 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

nice t shirts ….takes branding to a new level

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Nick Throlson said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

I Love Nerds is the best one haha made me laugh!

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Oozzl networking said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Nice ladies, I mean shirts.

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Agent Magenta Reply:
August 28th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Nice ladies AND nice shirts - a powerfull winning combination

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Lawrence said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

but officer, i didn’t rape her…she was begging for it - her shirt says ‘use me’

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Steve said on August 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Nice! I hope I can get some shirts with a logo of mine someday.

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web hosting rebates said on August 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

the shirts look great…gave me some great ideas

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poor jokes said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

me too a nerd
lolzzzzzz

hopefully i ll too have a t-shirt of tagline “pj master”

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Dave said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

The only one remotely clever is the 2nd one. The other shirts remind me of those lame “Big Johnson” shirts from the mid-90’s. Or the concrete contractor that thinks it’s hilarious to have a cmpany slogan that says “Get em wet” or something lame like that. Anybody can think of a slogan that has some kind of double meaning. Just like I can say “That’s what she said” after about anything.

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Jeremy Schoemaker Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
hahaha thats what she said’s are awesome

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SEI Design Group said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Shoemoney black shirts are the best!

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Big Ben Patton said on August 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

Ha some incredibly creative shirts, I love to see this kind of stuff at conventions, the search me one is priceless, and the I 8> nerds ftw.

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Zak Show said on August 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Cool T-Shirts, I like them

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Tyler DeWitt said on August 27th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Jeremy,

Always getting your pictures taken with the ladies :).

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cheap used cars Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
one does get the idea that jeremy really enjoys himself in vegas.

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Melvin said on August 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

LOL… the tool shirt is great dude.. hope to have that one…

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Patrick said on August 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Awesome shirts. I wonder how well head-turning shirts actually work.

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jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:
August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
They only need you to look once….

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jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity said on August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

I heart nerds… the pendant is definitely what made me look there.

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Justin Cook said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Wow. The searchme shirts aren’t anything special at all, and yet they somehow made it to this post. I wonder why…

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Tom Jones said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

The best is the I Heart Nerds

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Craig said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

never noticed what the shirts said the first time I looked, distracted by something else.

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Tinx Money said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

Nice shirts. Where I could order one?

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Monty's Mega Marketing said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Holy crap, I love the “Use Me” shirts.

I like this one I saw on another site…

“You might be an SEO if…

…on your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door.”

Ba dum bum

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Hoor Bano said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Britney from CPA Empire is very beautiful. both photos are superb.

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Majid said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

Good to see such Event happening…all the photos are superb.

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shoeb said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

This is really a cool stuff, I see it, enjoying the photos..

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kashif said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 pm

I think britney is the hottest in all the girls.

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Rajan said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Shoemoney keep the pictures coming.

your a legend

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LetUsReviewIt said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 am

yes shoemoney is a legend…hot nerdy girls are always the best

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Wii Downloads said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:34 am

hey shoe i won a shirt by commenting on your blog and it came in the mail yesterday.

so hey thanks for the shirt

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Steve said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:47 am

You know… I have a feeling that there are some smaller shirts that are going to be featured soon :).

Love the SEO Sucks shirt Shoe!

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Otooo said on August 28th, 2008 at 3:14 am

Heheh, I loved the robots.txt shirt that Long Horn Kate wore
I want 1

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sergio.dares said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:45 am

I love this “tool”, I love this “search”

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Dick said on August 28th, 2008 at 5:45 am

I really liked the photos. Shirts are also very good. And girls… -)))

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Kate Morris said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am

Oh and that shirt I’m wearing … sold at eVisibility (I need commission for this or something, hehe) http://www.evisibility.com and comes in womens and mens versions. The guys version is hilarious.

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Kate Morris said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:10 am

http://www.evisibility.com/blog/evisibility-t-shirts/ <— purchase URL

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Archie Pennies Reply:
August 29th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Disallow cougars ? That’s really funny for a men’s shirt. Too much alcohol and it can turn into dofollow

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Noobpreneur said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:39 am

Shirts on girls are the best, indeed

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SawanM said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am

Awesome shirts, I’d buy one and wear it once, then put it away. Haha.

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Hinie said on August 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am

the legendary shoemoney has come!!

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Winning Startups said on August 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Apparently only the ladies have nice t-shirts at that conference…

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Goran Website Reply:
August 31st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Other the Jeremy of course. Well pointed out.

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Reid said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Very Creative… gotta love it!

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Bryn Youngblut said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

I just got this sweet shirt (for free) from ThinkGeek that says “I’m Blogging This”
check it out: http://tshirtplug.com/2008/08/27/thinkgeek/

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JumboCasher.com said on August 29th, 2008 at 2:58 am

Hey can we copy these t-shirts anyways?

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Lowongan Kerja said on August 30th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

nice to see your picture with various shirts and girls..

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TYCP Entertainment Magazine said on August 30th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Well, they say sex sells. And I love the alcohol tee. I want one.

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Eva White said on August 30th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

Good Ones. Like the pendant best.

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Dustin Cucciarre said on September 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am

Great Shirts! Thanks for the images Jeremy .

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Gossip said on September 1st, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Their shirts are really funny I like them!

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Myrtle Beach Rentals said on September 1st, 2008 at 5:47 pm

i’m a t-shirt nerd too

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ways to earn online said on September 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Those are some cool shirts. I thought the use me tool shirt was the funniest.

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Harish said on October 8th, 2008 at 4:13 am

Great and hot pics

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