Aug 27 2008
Jeremy Schoemaker

SES San Jose Best Marketing Shirts

By Jeremy Schoemaker 83 comments

Its no secret I am a fan of shirts… especially ones that turn heads. Here were some of my favorites from SES San Jose 2008

Adgooroo had all their people wearing shirts that said:

I’m a tool:

Use Me:

Kate Morris aka Long Horn Kate came in with this classic:

And last but not least the searchme girls with their “Search Me” on the front:

and “You’ll know it when you see it” on the back:

Special mention goes to Affiliate Manager Britney from CPA Empire:

With her pendant that says “I Love Nerds”

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  1. Chris Jacobson said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    “You know IT when you see it”, c’mon Shoe. Wake up. lol

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    Jeremy Schoemaker Reply:

    heh got it ;)

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    Hustle Strategy Reply:

    Good one… The tool shirt is not too bad either.

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    jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:

    I heart Nerds pendant FTW man, you ended on a high note :)

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  2. Guy McLaren said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    We take IT seriously when you show off such poor TShirts. Where are the nekkid ladies?

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    Online Dividends Reply:

    I guess the best way to promote your website is by having ladies imprinting your url on their T-Shirts..
    I wonder if you’d get a lot of traffic this way :-)

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  3. Bryan Bliss said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:50 am

    favorite shirt ive seen:
    ” Im the sexy lil vixen you flirted with in the chatroom”
    being worn by a 42 yr old guy who looks like he hasnt left his moms basement or showered in a month

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    Chris Abernethy Reply:

    Awesome, any idea where that shirt can be had?

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    iPod fan Reply:

    THAT’S WRONG!!!

    Nice shirts though Shoe :)

    John

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  4. BlogSavvy said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Shoe, Nice pics, especially like the SEO Sucks shirt!

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    Goran Website Reply:

    Thats the cleverest and best out of the bunch, SEO Sucks, why the girls not wearing it.

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  5. JumboCasher.com said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Wonderful! What a blast!

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  6. Tamar Weinberg said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    That Kate shirt is from the awesome dudes at eVisibility — the back, which is not displayed, is pictured here. ;)

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  7. JumboCasher.com said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    So how many people used their tool anyways? ;)

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    foodluvin Reply:

    Why I did just this morning!….Oh wrong tool.

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    atlanta wedding photographer Reply:

    I don’t even know what to say about that …. well i shoudn’t

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  8. Static said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Kate’s shirt is quite a creative one. ;) Also dude, I need one of those “SEO Sucks” t-shirts.

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  9. terminator69 said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    lol I’m shocked “I’m a tool, use me” made it into the best marketing shirts. Nice shirt tho.

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  10. Le Melon said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Jeremy, did you post this a few hours ago and then remove it?
    Because it showed up in my RSS feed hours ago and when I clicked on the link, the post had been removed :-S

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  11. cheap used cars said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Kate’s shirt has to be the best. Although, any pretty girl who proudly says she loves nerds is cool in my book too.

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    Noobpreneur Reply:

    Agreed - nerds are lovable!! :)

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    Goran Website Reply:

    As a nerd myself I have goto to agree, my type of girl.

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    atlanta wedding photographer Reply:

    nerds to make money….lots of it. So although they may or may not be easy on the eyes they will make for a financially stable home

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  12. Brad said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    hahahahhahahhahaha

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  13. meethere said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    lol
    great picks..
    are you serious guy or humorous ? :D

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    jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:

    i’m gonna go with humorous… :)

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  14. Bulbboy said on August 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    It’s must be true then that geeks shall inherit the earth.

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  15. WebTrafficROI said on August 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    nice t shirts ….takes branding to a new level

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  16. Nick Throlson said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    I Love Nerds is the best one haha made me laugh!

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  17. Oozzl networking said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Nice ladies, I mean shirts.

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    Agent Magenta Reply:

    Nice ladies AND nice shirts - a powerfull winning combination :)

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  18. Lawrence said on August 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    but officer, i didn’t rape her…she was begging for it - her shirt says ‘use me’

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  19. Steve said on August 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Nice! I hope I can get some shirts with a logo of mine someday.

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  20. web hosting rebates said on August 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    the shirts look great…gave me some great ideas :D

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  21. poor jokes said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    me too a nerd
    lolzzzzzz

    hopefully i ll too have a t-shirt of tagline “pj master”

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  22. Dave said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    The only one remotely clever is the 2nd one. The other shirts remind me of those lame “Big Johnson” shirts from the mid-90’s. Or the concrete contractor that thinks it’s hilarious to have a cmpany slogan that says “Get em wet” or something lame like that. Anybody can think of a slogan that has some kind of double meaning. Just like I can say “That’s what she said” after about anything.

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    Jeremy Schoemaker Reply:

    hahaha thats what she said’s are awesome

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  23. SEI Design Group said on August 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Shoemoney black shirts are the best!

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  24. Big Ben Patton said on August 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Ha some incredibly creative shirts, I love to see this kind of stuff at conventions, the search me one is priceless, and the I 8> nerds ftw.

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  25. Zak Show said on August 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Cool T-Shirts, I like them :)

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  26. Tyler DeWitt said on August 27th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Jeremy,

    Always getting your pictures taken with the ladies :).

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    cheap used cars Reply:

    one does get the idea that jeremy really enjoys himself in vegas.

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  27. Melvin said on August 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    LOL… the tool shirt is great dude.. hope to have that one…

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  28. Patrick said on August 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Awesome shirts. I wonder how well head-turning shirts actually work.

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    jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity Reply:

    They only need you to look once…. :)

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  29. jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity said on August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I heart nerds… the pendant is definitely what made me look there.

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  30. Justin Cook said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Wow. The searchme shirts aren’t anything special at all, and yet they somehow made it to this post. I wonder why…

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  31. Tom Jones said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    The best is the I Heart Nerds

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  32. Craig said on August 27th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    never noticed what the shirts said the first time I looked, distracted by something else.

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  33. Tinx Money said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    Nice shirts. Where I could order one?

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  34. Monty's Mega Marketing said on August 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Holy crap, I love the “Use Me” shirts.

    I like this one I saw on another site…

    “You might be an SEO if…

    …on your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door.”

    Ba dum bum

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  35. Hoor Bano said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    Britney from CPA Empire is very beautiful. both photos are superb.

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  36. Majid said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Good to see such Event happening…all the photos are superb.

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  37. shoeb said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    This is really a cool stuff, I see it, enjoying the photos..

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  38. kashif said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    I think britney is the hottest in all the girls.

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  39. Rajan said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Shoemoney keep the pictures coming.

    your a legend

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  40. LetUsReviewIt said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 am

    yes shoemoney is a legend…hot nerdy girls are always the best

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  41. Wii Downloads said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:34 am

    hey shoe i won a shirt by commenting on your blog and it came in the mail yesterday.

    so hey thanks for the shirt

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  42. Steve said on August 28th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    You know… I have a feeling that there are some smaller shirts that are going to be featured soon :).

    Love the SEO Sucks shirt Shoe!

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  43. Otooo said on August 28th, 2008 at 3:14 am

    Heheh, I loved the robots.txt shirt that Long Horn Kate wore
    I want 1 :)

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  44. sergio.dares said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:45 am

    I love this “tool”, I love this “search” :)

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  45. Dick said on August 28th, 2008 at 5:45 am

    I really liked the photos. Shirts are also very good. And girls… -)))

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  46. Kate Morris said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Oh and that shirt I’m wearing … sold at eVisibility (I need commission for this or something, hehe) http://www.evisibility.com and comes in womens and mens versions. The guys version is hilarious.

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  47. Kate Morris said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    http://www.evisibility.com/blog/evisibility-t-shirts/ <— purchase URL

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    Archie Pennies Reply:

    Disallow cougars ? That’s really funny for a men’s shirt. Too much alcohol and it can turn into dofollow :-)

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  48. Noobpreneur said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Shirts on girls are the best, indeed :P

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  49. SawanM said on August 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Awesome shirts, I’d buy one and wear it once, then put it away. Haha.

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  50. Hinie said on August 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    the legendary shoemoney has come!!

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  51. Winning Startups said on August 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Apparently only the ladies have nice t-shirts at that conference…

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    Goran Website Reply:

    Other the Jeremy of course. Well pointed out.

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  52. Reid said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Very Creative… gotta love it! :)

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  53. Bryn Youngblut said on August 28th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    I just got this sweet shirt (for free) from ThinkGeek that says “I’m Blogging This”
    check it out: http://tshirtplug.com/2008/08/27/thinkgeek/

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  54. JumboCasher.com said on August 29th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Hey can we copy these t-shirts anyways?

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  55. Lowongan Kerja said on August 30th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    nice to see your picture with various shirts and girls.. :D

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  56. TYCP Entertainment Magazine said on August 30th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Well, they say sex sells. And I love the alcohol tee. I want one.

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  57. Eva White said on August 30th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Good Ones. Like the pendant best.

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  58. Dustin Cucciarre said on September 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Great Shirts! Thanks for the images Jeremy .

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  59. Gossip said on September 1st, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Their shirts are really funny I like them!

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  60. Myrtle Beach Rentals said on September 1st, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    i’m a t-shirt nerd too

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  61. ways to earn online said on September 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Those are some cool shirts. I thought the use me tool shirt was the funniest.

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  62. Harish said on October 8th, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Great and hot pics

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