SES San Jose Best Marketing Shirts

Posted on: August 27th, 2008 by Jeremy Schoemaker

Its no secret I am a fan of shirts… especially ones that turn heads. Here were some of my favorites from SES San Jose 2008

Adgooroo had all their people wearing shirts that said:

I’m a tool:

Use Me:

Kate Morris aka Long Horn Kate came in with this classic:

And last but not least the searchme girls with their “Search Me” on the front:

and “You’ll know it when you see it” on the back:

Special mention goes to Affiliate Manager Britney from CPA Empire:

With her pendant that says “I Love Nerds”

Post written by Jeremy Schoemaker

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84 Comments. What Say You?

  1. Chris Jacobson
    August 27, 2008 at 9:37 am

    “You know IT when you see it”, c’mon Shoe. Wake up. lol

  2. Guy McLaren
    August 27, 2008 at 9:43 am

    We take IT seriously when you show off such poor TShirts. Where are the nekkid ladies?

    • Online Dividends
      August 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm

      I guess the best way to promote your website is by having ladies imprinting your url on their T-Shirts..
      I wonder if you’d get a lot of traffic this way :-)

  3. Bryan Bliss
    August 27, 2008 at 9:50 am

    favorite shirt ive seen:
    ” Im the sexy lil vixen you flirted with in the chatroom”
    being worn by a 42 yr old guy who looks like he hasnt left his moms basement or showered in a month

    • Chris Abernethy
      August 27, 2008 at 11:20 am

      Awesome, any idea where that shirt can be had?

      • iPod fan
        August 27, 2008 at 6:42 pm

        THAT’S WRONG!!!

        Nice shirts though Shoe :)

        John

  4. BlogSavvy
    August 27, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Shoe, Nice pics, especially like the SEO Sucks shirt!

    • Goran Website
      August 31, 2008 at 3:46 pm

      Thats the cleverest and best out of the bunch, SEO Sucks, why the girls not wearing it.

  5. JumboCasher.com
    August 27, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Wonderful! What a blast!

  6. Tamar Weinberg
    August 27, 2008 at 10:39 am

    That Kate shirt is from the awesome dudes at eVisibility — the back, which is not displayed, is pictured here. ;)

  7. JumboCasher.com
    August 27, 2008 at 10:40 am

    So how many people used their tool anyways? ;)

  8. Static
    August 27, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Kate’s shirt is quite a creative one. ;) Also dude, I need one of those “SEO Sucks” t-shirts.

  9. terminator69
    August 27, 2008 at 11:43 am

    lol I’m shocked “I’m a tool, use me” made it into the best marketing shirts. Nice shirt tho.

  10. Le Melon
    August 27, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Jeremy, did you post this a few hours ago and then remove it?
    Because it showed up in my RSS feed hours ago and when I clicked on the link, the post had been removed :-S

  11. cheap used cars
    August 27, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Kate’s shirt has to be the best. Although, any pretty girl who proudly says she loves nerds is cool in my book too.

    • Noobpreneur
      August 28, 2008 at 9:40 am

      Agreed – nerds are lovable!! :)

    • Goran Website
      August 31, 2008 at 3:47 pm

      As a nerd myself I have goto to agree, my type of girl.

    • atlanta wedding photographer
      September 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm

      nerds to make money….lots of it. So although they may or may not be easy on the eyes they will make for a financially stable home

  12. Brad
    August 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    hahahahhahahhahaha

  13. meethere
    August 27, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    lol
    great picks..
    are you serious guy or humorous ? :D

  14. Bulbboy
    August 27, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    It’s must be true then that geeks shall inherit the earth.

  15. WebTrafficROI
    August 27, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    nice t shirts ….takes branding to a new level

  16. Nick Throlson
    August 27, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    I Love Nerds is the best one haha made me laugh!

  17. Oozzl networking
    August 27, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Nice ladies, I mean shirts.

    • Agent Magenta
      August 28, 2008 at 7:20 am

      Nice ladies AND nice shirts – a powerfull winning combination :)

  18. Lawrence
    August 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    but officer, i didn’t rape her…she was begging for it – her shirt says ‘use me’

  19. Steve
    August 27, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Nice! I hope I can get some shirts with a logo of mine someday.

  20. web hosting rebates
    August 27, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    the shirts look great…gave me some great ideas :D

  21. poor jokes
    August 27, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    me too a nerd
    lolzzzzzz

    hopefully i ll too have a t-shirt of tagline “pj master”

  22. Dave
    August 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    The only one remotely clever is the 2nd one. The other shirts remind me of those lame “Big Johnson” shirts from the mid-90’s. Or the concrete contractor that thinks it’s hilarious to have a cmpany slogan that says “Get em wet” or something lame like that. Anybody can think of a slogan that has some kind of double meaning. Just like I can say “That’s what she said” after about anything.

  23. SEI Design Group
    August 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Shoemoney black shirts are the best!

  24. Big Ben Patton
    August 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Ha some incredibly creative shirts, I love to see this kind of stuff at conventions, the search me one is priceless, and the I 8> nerds ftw.

  25. Zak Show
    August 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Cool T-Shirts, I like them :)

  26. Tyler DeWitt
    August 27, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Jeremy,

    Always getting your pictures taken with the ladies :) .

    • cheap used cars
      August 27, 2008 at 6:49 pm

      one does get the idea that jeremy really enjoys himself in vegas.

  27. Melvin
    August 27, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    LOL… the tool shirt is great dude.. hope to have that one…

  28. Patrick
    August 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Awesome shirts. I wonder how well head-turning shirts actually work.

  29. jim of Blueprint for Financial Prosperity
    August 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I heart nerds… the pendant is definitely what made me look there.

  30. Justin Cook
    August 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Wow. The searchme shirts aren’t anything special at all, and yet they somehow made it to this post. I wonder why…

  31. Tom Jones
    August 27, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    The best is the I Heart Nerds

  32. Craig
    August 27, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    never noticed what the shirts said the first time I looked, distracted by something else.

  33. Tinx Money
    August 27, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    Nice shirts. Where I could order one?

  34. Monty's Mega Marketing
    August 27, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Holy crap, I love the “Use Me” shirts.

    I like this one I saw on another site…

    “You might be an SEO if…

    …on your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door.”

    Ba dum bum

  35. Hoor Bano
    August 27, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    Britney from CPA Empire is very beautiful. both photos are superb.

  36. Majid
    August 27, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Good to see such Event happening…all the photos are superb.

  37. shoeb
    August 27, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    This is really a cool stuff, I see it, enjoying the photos..

  38. kashif
    August 27, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    I think britney is the hottest in all the girls.

  39. Rajan
    August 27, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Shoemoney keep the pictures coming.

    your a legend

  40. LetUsReviewIt
    August 28, 2008 at 12:09 am

    yes shoemoney is a legend…hot nerdy girls are always the best

  41. Wii Downloads
    August 28, 2008 at 12:34 am

    hey shoe i won a shirt by commenting on your blog and it came in the mail yesterday.

    so hey thanks for the shirt

  42. Steve
    August 28, 2008 at 12:47 am

    You know… I have a feeling that there are some smaller shirts that are going to be featured soon :) .

    Love the SEO Sucks shirt Shoe!

  43. Otooo
    August 28, 2008 at 3:14 am

    Heheh, I loved the robots.txt shirt that Long Horn Kate wore
    I want 1 :)

  44. sergio.dares
    August 28, 2008 at 4:45 am

    I love this “tool”, I love this “search” :)

  45. Dick
    August 28, 2008 at 5:45 am

    I really liked the photos. Shirts are also very good. And girls… -)))

  46. Kate Morris
    August 28, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Oh and that shirt I’m wearing … sold at eVisibility (I need commission for this or something, hehe) http://www.evisibility.com and comes in womens and mens versions. The guys version is hilarious.

  47. Kate Morris
    August 28, 2008 at 9:10 am
    • Archie Pennies
      August 29, 2008 at 3:08 am

      Disallow cougars ? That’s really funny for a men’s shirt. Too much alcohol and it can turn into dofollow :-)

  48. Noobpreneur
    August 28, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Shirts on girls are the best, indeed :P

  49. SawanM
    August 28, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Awesome shirts, I’d buy one and wear it once, then put it away. Haha.

  50. Hinie
    August 28, 2008 at 10:55 am

    the legendary shoemoney has come!!

  51. Winning Startups
    August 28, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Apparently only the ladies have nice t-shirts at that conference…

    • Goran Website
      August 31, 2008 at 3:52 pm

      Other the Jeremy of course. Well pointed out.

  52. Reid
    August 28, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Very Creative… gotta love it! :)

  53. Bryn Youngblut
    August 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    I just got this sweet shirt (for free) from ThinkGeek that says “I’m Blogging This”
    check it out: http://tshirtplug.com/2008/08/27/thinkgeek/

  54. JumboCasher.com
    August 29, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Hey can we copy these t-shirts anyways?

  55. Lowongan Kerja
    August 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    nice to see your picture with various shirts and girls.. :D

  56. TYCP Entertainment Magazine
    August 30, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Well, they say sex sells. And I love the alcohol tee. I want one.

  57. Eva White
    August 30, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Good Ones. Like the pendant best.

  58. Dustin Cucciarre
    September 1, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Great Shirts! Thanks for the images Jeremy .

  59. Gossip
    September 1, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Their shirts are really funny I like them!

  60. Myrtle Beach Rentals
    September 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    i’m a t-shirt nerd too

  61. ways to earn online
    September 23, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Those are some cool shirts. I thought the use me tool shirt was the funniest.

  62. Harish
    October 8, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Great and hot pics

  63. Matt Helphrey
    December 18, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    disallow://douche-bags….that is good. I know a couple, access denied

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