I beatbox and he raps… and I have no clue what he is saying. Hopefully nothing about my mother.
I am pretty out of practice but about 1 min in I bust out a old school deck the halls beat.
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Germanys Greatest SEO Raps With ShoeMoney – Literally
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October 8, 2008 at 4:28 am
good one.But could not understand anything
September 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
uh…keep your day job?
September 3, 2008 at 9:50 pm
if that was fully improvisational i’m seriously impressed!
(k, once again i see rapping in german is hard to manage)
September 1, 2008 at 6:03 pm
thank god the beat box days are over
September 1, 2008 at 12:33 am
Sweet Rap I can’t really understand most of it though lol.
August 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
Hi i’m from Germany,
may u should watch the blog of Mediadonis —> mediadonis.net
So long
why translate, just learn german d(^^)b
August 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Awesome. I think it’s time to start posting beat-boxing videos with the shirts on Free Shirt Fridays!
August 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I couldn’t understand one word he was saying even when he was speaking english. Haha best part is when you ask him the question about gogo and the look he gives you. The beat boxing was impressive I must say.
August 25, 2008 at 11:24 am
That deck the halls rendition was truly impressive!
I believe in his freestyling he was lamenting having wasted all that money to attend the conference…
August 25, 2008 at 4:01 am
Damn, Shoemoney that’s some tight skill. Your beatboxing is quite well tuned, I can tell you once did it on a regular once upon a time, because it takes practice to deliver it like that. And the German rapper has a mad flow, he’s off the chain, playa.
August 25, 2008 at 2:56 am
I did german in school but haven’t spoken it since. So i actually cant make out just what he said, but it sounds nice anyway. Music is the universal language, right!?
August 24, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Wow, shoemoney has some skills. and I never got my fucking black shoemoney shirt from like 3 years ago when I asked for it in person.
ughgh lol
August 24, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I remember a SEO rap video you posted once. This would be cool if we understood anything he was saying.
August 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm
shoe i always imagined you as a mad beat boxer and here’s the amazing proof . . . that white guys can’t beat box. just kidding that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be
August 23, 2008 at 11:06 pm
english subtitle please…
August 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm
didnt understood nything wat he is saying
August 23, 2008 at 4:31 pm
didnt understoo nything wat he is saying
August 23, 2008 at 4:24 pm
thats awesome mate
August 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I think he’s rapping about his SEO conquest…..btw nice beatbox too.
=)
August 23, 2008 at 8:33 am
I think the movie has turned out excellent.
August 23, 2008 at 6:37 am
how long have you been a beatboxer?
August 23, 2008 at 5:12 am
I’m getting a “We’re sorry, this video is no longer available”
August 22, 2008 at 4:38 pm
So seriously can anyone translate what he’s saying? haha
August 22, 2008 at 4:34 pm
That is pretty slick.
August 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
that was easily the funniest thing I have seen all day. classic, shoe!
August 22, 2008 at 11:24 am
Thanks for the translation!
Nice site too
August 22, 2008 at 10:54 am
Dennis, Thanks for the translation!! Shoe this was great!!
August 22, 2008 at 8:56 am
“This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.”
Yes because the text was nonsense. Some nursery rhyme and something like this –
“”He’s talking cool.” “He has a cool way of talking.”
Or “He talks a lot of dog’s doodas.” ”
I hope you understand my meaning because I can’t find the right figure of speech.
regards
Monika
August 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
my google translater tool says he’s talking about your momma.
Where is the real SEO rapper?
August 22, 2008 at 7:27 am
Thats awesome – great!! Didnt know that Marcus is a poet
August 22, 2008 at 6:01 am
I’ve lived 3 miles from the German border all my childhood, so my German is pretty decent
He basically talks about how to make the text rhyme.
“How rhyming is like rings in the water and how difficult it is, when the music (beat) gets slower (I think that was one for you Shoe), but enough about the water, this isn’t a day at the sea. Just scream and I won’t rhyme anymore. I’ll go the bar and hopefully they will open. You’ve lied and here is someone who can’t understand you. This thing is about to end, one more rhyme, give me one more rhyme. I’ll be drunk soon.”
This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.
Very cool done
August 22, 2008 at 5:56 am
A good joke. Beckons shoe sounds unusually.
August 22, 2008 at 5:52 am
I’m German and…well… he’s saying VERY bad things about you, Jeremy!
J/K!
August 22, 2008 at 1:36 am
Funny stuff
Maybe a new career beckons shoe? Rap star or internet star, which to choose…
August 22, 2008 at 1:09 am
Excellent and Hillarious. Nice job, both of you
August 21, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Way cool. I watched it a few times with some friends. Too funny.
August 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm
haha this is worth watching a couple of times… I love the facial expressions on Jeremy’s face, priceless!
August 21, 2008 at 10:00 pm
awesome.. didnt know you were a beatboxer before…
August 21, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Man, that’s not bad at all.
As for me, I’m sticking with the guitar…heh.
August 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm
SEO Rap CD…. It would go right to the top of the charts… Then it’d get Google Slap down to the bottom … LOL!
August 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I am German and I am sorry to disappoint you guys but the rap was not about SEO. More about bars and flows. Still mad props to Mediadonis for representing Germany! How about a SEO rap CD?
August 21, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Heheh, awesome, pity so many of us don’t know German
August 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Long time reader, first time…feh. Whatever. Just wanted to say I’m surprised how rude that was. Can’t afford to go to SES and the like but I’m saving up if there’s beatboxing to German rapping. Skillz, boyz.
August 21, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Any German readers here? I liked the deck the halls beatbox.
August 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I’m with you, my German is so rusty, Barry Schwartz wants to sue me for infringement… rusty… nevermind
Anyways, I wish I had some clue of what he was saying, not that I understand English rap any better, but I hope it was something SEO-ish
August 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm
can’t stop laughing…if anyone that understands german could tell us that that guy said
August 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm
That was awesome!
August 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Yeah yeah German represent….sounded cool but no idea what he was saying.
August 21, 2008 at 6:12 pm
@rajan thanks but my professional days as a beatboxer are long over… since like the mid 90’s
August 21, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Shoemoney whats up. I can use you as a beatboxer I wana do a rap about medicine on my blog. Can use you as a beatboxer. what do u say?