I beatbox and he raps… and I have no clue what he is saying. Hopefully nothing about my mother.
I am pretty out of practice but about 1 min in I bust out a old school deck the halls beat.
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Shoemoney whats up. I can use you as a beatboxer I wana do a rap about medicine on my blog. Can use you as a beatboxer. what do u say?
@rajan thanks but my professional days as a beatboxer are long over… since like the mid 90′s
Yeah yeah German represent….sounded cool but no idea what he was saying.
That was awesome!
can’t stop laughing…if anyone that understands german could tell us that that guy said
I’m with you, my German is so rusty, Barry Schwartz wants to sue me for infringement… rusty… nevermind
Anyways, I wish I had some clue of what he was saying, not that I understand English rap any better, but I hope it was something SEO-ish
Any German readers here? I liked the deck the halls beatbox.
Long time reader, first time…feh. Whatever. Just wanted to say I’m surprised how rude that was. Can’t afford to go to SES and the like but I’m saving up if there’s beatboxing to German rapping. Skillz, boyz.
Heheh, awesome, pity so many of us don’t know German
I am German and I am sorry to disappoint you guys but the rap was not about SEO. More about bars and flows. Still mad props to Mediadonis for representing Germany! How about a SEO rap CD?
SEO Rap CD…. It would go right to the top of the charts… Then it’d get Google Slap down to the bottom … LOL!
Man, that’s not bad at all.
As for me, I’m sticking with the guitar…heh.
awesome.. didnt know you were a beatboxer before…
haha this is worth watching a couple of times… I love the facial expressions on Jeremy’s face, priceless!
Way cool. I watched it a few times with some friends. Too funny.
Excellent and Hillarious. Nice job, both of you
Funny stuff
Maybe a new career beckons shoe? Rap star or internet star, which to choose…
I’m German and…well… he’s saying VERY bad things about you, Jeremy!
J/K!
A good joke. Beckons shoe sounds unusually.
I’ve lived 3 miles from the German border all my childhood, so my German is pretty decent
He basically talks about how to make the text rhyme.
“How rhyming is like rings in the water and how difficult it is, when the music (beat) gets slower (I think that was one for you Shoe), but enough about the water, this isn’t a day at the sea. Just scream and I won’t rhyme anymore. I’ll go the bar and hopefully they will open. You’ve lied and here is someone who can’t understand you. This thing is about to end, one more rhyme, give me one more rhyme. I’ll be drunk soon.”
This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.
Very cool done
Thats awesome – great!! Didnt know that Marcus is a poet
my google translater tool says he’s talking about your momma.
Where is the real SEO rapper?
“This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.”
Yes because the text was nonsense. Some nursery rhyme and something like this –
“”He’s talking cool.” “He has a cool way of talking.”
Or “He talks a lot of dog’s doodas.” ”
I hope you understand my meaning because I can’t find the right figure of speech.
regards
Monika
Dennis, Thanks for the translation!! Shoe this was great!!
Thanks for the translation!
Nice site too
that was easily the funniest thing I have seen all day. classic, shoe!
That is pretty slick.
So seriously can anyone translate what he’s saying? haha
I’m getting a “We’re sorry, this video is no longer available”
how long have you been a beatboxer?
I think the movie has turned out excellent.
I think he’s rapping about his SEO conquest…..btw nice beatbox too.
=)
thats awesome mate
didnt understoo nything wat he is saying
didnt understood nything wat he is saying
english subtitle please…
shoe i always imagined you as a mad beat boxer and here’s the amazing proof . . . that white guys can’t beat box. just kidding that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be
I remember a SEO rap video you posted once. This would be cool if we understood anything he was saying.
Wow, shoemoney has some skills. and I never got my fucking black shoemoney shirt from like 3 years ago when I asked for it in person.
ughgh lol
I did german in school but haven’t spoken it since. So i actually cant make out just what he said, but it sounds nice anyway. Music is the universal language, right!?
Damn, Shoemoney that’s some tight skill. Your beatboxing is quite well tuned, I can tell you once did it on a regular once upon a time, because it takes practice to deliver it like that. And the German rapper has a mad flow, he’s off the chain, playa.
That deck the halls rendition was truly impressive!
I believe in his freestyling he was lamenting having wasted all that money to attend the conference…
I couldn’t understand one word he was saying even when he was speaking english. Haha best part is when you ask him the question about gogo and the look he gives you. The beat boxing was impressive I must say.
Awesome. I think it’s time to start posting beat-boxing videos with the shirts on Free Shirt Fridays!
Hi i’m from Germany,
may u should watch the blog of Mediadonis —> mediadonis.net
So long
why translate, just learn german d(^^)b
Sweet Rap I can’t really understand most of it though lol.
thank god the beat box days are over
if that was fully improvisational i’m seriously impressed!
(k, once again i see rapping in german is hard to manage)
uh…keep your day job?
good one.But could not understand anything