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Germanys Greatest SEO Raps With ShoeMoney – Literally

Posted August 21st, 2008 by Jeremy Schoemaker

I beatbox and he raps… and I have no clue what he is saying. Hopefully nothing about my mother.

I am pretty out of practice but about 1 min in I bust out a old school deck the halls beat.

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54 comments. What say you?

  1. Good Comment?
    Harish

    good one.But could not understand anything

  2. Good Comment?
    CultureMob.com

    uh…keep your day job?

  3. Good Comment?
    Abro

    if that was fully improvisational i’m seriously impressed!
    (k, once again i see rapping in german is hard to manage)

  4. Good Comment?
    Myrtle Beach Rentals

    thank god the beat box days are over

  5. Good Comment?
    Dustin Cucciarre

    Sweet Rap I can’t really understand most of it though lol.

  6. Good Comment?
    Alphablogger.

    Hi i’m from Germany,

    may u should watch the blog of Mediadonis —> mediadonis.net

    So long

    why translate, just learn german d(^^)b

  7. Good Comment?
    Chris Abernethy

    Awesome. I think it’s time to start posting beat-boxing videos with the shirts on Free Shirt Fridays! :)

  8. Good Comment?
    LetUsReviewIt

    I couldn’t understand one word he was saying even when he was speaking english. Haha best part is when you ask him the question about gogo and the look he gives you. The beat boxing was impressive I must say.

  9. Good Comment?
    Justin Cook

    That deck the halls rendition was truly impressive!

    I believe in his freestyling he was lamenting having wasted all that money to attend the conference…

  10. Good Comment?
    Goran Website

    Damn, Shoemoney that’s some tight skill. Your beatboxing is quite well tuned, I can tell you once did it on a regular once upon a time, because it takes practice to deliver it like that. And the German rapper has a mad flow, he’s off the chain, playa.

  11. Good Comment?
    Eva White

    I did german in school but haven’t spoken it since. So i actually cant make out just what he said, but it sounds nice anyway. Music is the universal language, right!?

  12. Good Comment?
    Justin Chelf

    Wow, shoemoney has some skills. and I never got my fucking black shoemoney shirt from like 3 years ago when I asked for it in person.

    ughgh lol

  13. Good Comment?
    Young Blogger Dot Net

    I remember a SEO rap video you posted once. This would be cool if we understood anything he was saying.

  14. Good Comment?
    Wii Downloads

    shoe i always imagined you as a mad beat boxer and here’s the amazing proof . . . that white guys can’t beat box. just kidding that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be

  15. Good Comment?
    Lowongan Kerja

    english subtitle please…

  16. Good Comment?
    poor jokes

    didnt understood nything wat he is saying

  17. Good Comment?
    poor jokes

    didnt understoo nything wat he is saying

  18. Good Comment?
    poor jokes

    thats awesome mate

  19. Good Comment?
    Jonathan

    I think he’s rapping about his SEO conquest…..btw nice beatbox too.

    =)

  20. Good Comment?
    Dick

    I think the movie has turned out excellent.

  21. Good Comment?
    JumboCasher.com

    how long have you been a beatboxer?

  22. Good Comment?
    tate

    I’m getting a “We’re sorry, this video is no longer available”

  23. Good Comment?
    Reid

    So seriously can anyone translate what he’s saying? haha

  24. Good Comment?
    Patrick

    That is pretty slick.

  25. Good Comment?
    cheap used cars

    that was easily the funniest thing I have seen all day. classic, shoe!

  26. Good Comment?
    Le Melon

    Thanks for the translation!
    Nice site too :D

  27. Good Comment?
    David

    Dennis, Thanks for the translation!! Shoe this was great!!

  28. Good Comment?
    Monika

    “This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.”

    ;)

    Yes because the text was nonsense. Some nursery rhyme and something like this –

    “”He’s talking cool.” “He has a cool way of talking.”
    Or “He talks a lot of dog’s doodas.” ”
    I hope you understand my meaning because I can’t find the right figure of speech.

    regards
    Monika

  29. Good Comment?
    pingo

    my google translater tool says he’s talking about your momma.

    Where is the real SEO rapper?

  30. Good Comment?
    Fridaynite

    Thats awesome – great!! Didnt know that Marcus is a poet

  31. Good Comment?
    Dennis Bjørn Petersen

    I’ve lived 3 miles from the German border all my childhood, so my German is pretty decent ;)

    He basically talks about how to make the text rhyme.

    “How rhyming is like rings in the water and how difficult it is, when the music (beat) gets slower (I think that was one for you Shoe), but enough about the water, this isn’t a day at the sea. Just scream and I won’t rhyme anymore. I’ll go the bar and hopefully they will open. You’ve lied and here is someone who can’t understand you. This thing is about to end, one more rhyme, give me one more rhyme. I’ll be drunk soon.”

    This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.

    Very cool done ;)

  32. Good Comment?
    Dick

    A good joke. Beckons shoe sounds unusually.

  33. Good Comment?
    Le Melon

    I’m German and…well… he’s saying VERY bad things about you, Jeremy!
    J/K!

  34. Good Comment?
    Agent Magenta

    Funny stuff :) Maybe a new career beckons shoe? Rap star or internet star, which to choose…

  35. Good Comment?
    Michael John Grove

    Excellent and Hillarious. Nice job, both of you :)

  36. Good Comment?
    ajaz

    Way cool. I watched it a few times with some friends. Too funny.

  37. Good Comment?
    Reid

    haha this is worth watching a couple of times… I love the facial expressions on Jeremy’s face, priceless! :)

  38. Good Comment?
    Melvin

    awesome.. didnt know you were a beatboxer before…

  39. Good Comment?
    Wess Stewart

    Man, that’s not bad at all.

    As for me, I’m sticking with the guitar…heh.

  40. Good Comment?
    MarketingWicked

    SEO Rap CD…. It would go right to the top of the charts… Then it’d get Google Slap down to the bottom … LOL!

  41. Good Comment?
    Ingo

    I am German and I am sorry to disappoint you guys but the rap was not about SEO. More about bars and flows. Still mad props to Mediadonis for representing Germany! How about a SEO rap CD?

  42. Good Comment?
    Otooo

    Heheh, awesome, pity so many of us don’t know German :(

  43. Good Comment?
    Dan

    Long time reader, first time…feh. Whatever. Just wanted to say I’m surprised how rude that was. Can’t afford to go to SES and the like but I’m saving up if there’s beatboxing to German rapping. Skillz, boyz.

  44. Good Comment?
    SawanM

    Any German readers here? I liked the deck the halls beatbox.

  45. Good Comment?
    AzAkers

    I’m with you, my German is so rusty, Barry Schwartz wants to sue me for infringement… rusty… nevermind

    Anyways, I wish I had some clue of what he was saying, not that I understand English rap any better, but I hope it was something SEO-ish

  46. Good Comment?
    web hosting rebates

    can’t stop laughing…if anyone that understands german could tell us that that guy said

  47. Good Comment?
    Joe Hall

    That was awesome!

  48. Good Comment?
    Bryn Youngblut

    Yeah yeah German represent….sounded cool but no idea what he was saying.

  49. Good Comment?
    ShoeMoney

    @rajan thanks but my professional days as a beatboxer are long over… since like the mid 90’s

  50. Good Comment?
    rajan

    Shoemoney whats up. I can use you as a beatboxer I wana do a rap about medicine on my blog. Can use you as a beatboxer. what do u say?

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