Aug 21 2008

Germanys Greatest SEO Raps With ShoeMoney - Literally

By Jeremy Schoemaker 54 comments

I beatbox and he raps… and I have no clue what he is saying. Hopefully nothing about my mother.

I am pretty out of practice but about 1 min in I bust out a old school deck the halls beat.

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rajan said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Shoemoney whats up. I can use you as a beatboxer I wana do a rap about medicine on my blog. Can use you as a beatboxer. what do u say?

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ShoeMoney said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:12 pm

@rajan thanks but my professional days as a beatboxer are long over… since like the mid 90’s

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Bryn Youngblut said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm

Yeah yeah German represent….sounded cool but no idea what he was saying.

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Joe Hall said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm

That was awesome!

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web hosting rebates said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:48 pm

can’t stop laughing…if anyone that understands german could tell us that that guy said

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AzAkers said on August 21st, 2008 at 6:51 pm

I’m with you, my German is so rusty, Barry Schwartz wants to sue me for infringement… rusty… nevermind

Anyways, I wish I had some clue of what he was saying, not that I understand English rap any better, but I hope it was something SEO-ish

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SawanM said on August 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Any German readers here? I liked the deck the halls beatbox.

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Dan said on August 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Long time reader, first time…feh. Whatever. Just wanted to say I’m surprised how rude that was. Can’t afford to go to SES and the like but I’m saving up if there’s beatboxing to German rapping. Skillz, boyz.

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Otooo said on August 21st, 2008 at 7:51 pm

Heheh, awesome, pity so many of us don’t know German

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Ingo said on August 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm

I am German and I am sorry to disappoint you guys but the rap was not about SEO. More about bars and flows. Still mad props to Mediadonis for representing Germany! How about a SEO rap CD?

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MarketingWicked said on August 21st, 2008 at 8:55 pm

SEO Rap CD…. It would go right to the top of the charts… Then it’d get Google Slap down to the bottom … LOL!

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Wess Stewart said on August 21st, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Man, that’s not bad at all.

As for me, I’m sticking with the guitar…heh.

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Melvin said on August 21st, 2008 at 10:00 pm

awesome.. didnt know you were a beatboxer before…

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Reid said on August 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm

haha this is worth watching a couple of times… I love the facial expressions on Jeremy’s face, priceless!

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ajaz said on August 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Way cool. I watched it a few times with some friends. Too funny.

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Michael John Grove said on August 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am

Excellent and Hillarious. Nice job, both of you

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Agent Magenta said on August 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am

Funny stuff Maybe a new career beckons shoe? Rap star or internet star, which to choose…

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Le Melon said on August 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 am

I’m German and…well… he’s saying VERY bad things about you, Jeremy!
J/K!

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Dick said on August 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 am

A good joke. Beckons shoe sounds unusually.

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Dennis Bjørn Petersen said on August 22nd, 2008 at 6:01 am

I’ve lived 3 miles from the German border all my childhood, so my German is pretty decent

He basically talks about how to make the text rhyme.

“How rhyming is like rings in the water and how difficult it is, when the music (beat) gets slower (I think that was one for you Shoe), but enough about the water, this isn’t a day at the sea. Just scream and I won’t rhyme anymore. I’ll go the bar and hopefully they will open. You’ve lied and here is someone who can’t understand you. This thing is about to end, one more rhyme, give me one more rhyme. I’ll be drunk soon.”

This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.

Very cool done

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Fridaynite said on August 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am

Thats awesome - great!! Didnt know that Marcus is a poet

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pingo said on August 22nd, 2008 at 8:39 am

my google translater tool says he’s talking about your momma.

Where is the real SEO rapper?

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Monika said on August 22nd, 2008 at 8:56 am

“This is just a rough translation and not as lyric as the original.”

Yes because the text was nonsense. Some nursery rhyme and something like this -

“”He’s talking cool.” “He has a cool way of talking.”
Or “He talks a lot of dog’s doodas.” ”
I hope you understand my meaning because I can’t find the right figure of speech.

regards
Monika

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David said on August 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 am

Dennis, Thanks for the translation!! Shoe this was great!!

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Le Melon said on August 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am

Thanks for the translation!
Nice site too

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cheap used cars said on August 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

that was easily the funniest thing I have seen all day. classic, shoe!

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Patrick said on August 22nd, 2008 at 4:34 pm

That is pretty slick.

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Reid said on August 22nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm

So seriously can anyone translate what he’s saying? haha

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tate said on August 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 am

I’m getting a “We’re sorry, this video is no longer available”

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JumboCasher.com said on August 23rd, 2008 at 6:37 am

how long have you been a beatboxer?

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Dick said on August 23rd, 2008 at 8:33 am

I think the movie has turned out excellent.

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Jonathan said on August 23rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm

I think he’s rapping about his SEO conquest…..btw nice beatbox too.

=)

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poor jokes said on August 23rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm

thats awesome mate

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poor jokes said on August 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm

didnt understoo nything wat he is saying

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poor jokes said on August 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

didnt understood nything wat he is saying

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Lowongan Kerja said on August 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm

english subtitle please…

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Wii Downloads said on August 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

shoe i always imagined you as a mad beat boxer and here’s the amazing proof . . . that white guys can’t beat box. just kidding that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be

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Young Blogger Dot Net said on August 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

I remember a SEO rap video you posted once. This would be cool if we understood anything he was saying.

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Justin Chelf said on August 24th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

Wow, shoemoney has some skills. and I never got my fucking black shoemoney shirt from like 3 years ago when I asked for it in person.

ughgh lol

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Eva White said on August 25th, 2008 at 2:56 am

I did german in school but haven’t spoken it since. So i actually cant make out just what he said, but it sounds nice anyway. Music is the universal language, right!?

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Goran Website said on August 25th, 2008 at 4:01 am

Damn, Shoemoney that’s some tight skill. Your beatboxing is quite well tuned, I can tell you once did it on a regular once upon a time, because it takes practice to deliver it like that. And the German rapper has a mad flow, he’s off the chain, playa.

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Justin Cook said on August 25th, 2008 at 11:24 am

That deck the halls rendition was truly impressive!

I believe in his freestyling he was lamenting having wasted all that money to attend the conference…

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LetUsReviewIt said on August 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

I couldn’t understand one word he was saying even when he was speaking english. Haha best part is when you ask him the question about gogo and the look he gives you. The beat boxing was impressive I must say.

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Chris Abernethy said on August 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Awesome. I think it’s time to start posting beat-boxing videos with the shirts on Free Shirt Fridays!

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Alphablogger. said on August 27th, 2008 at 11:36 am

Hi i’m from Germany,

may u should watch the blog of Mediadonis —> mediadonis.net

So long

why translate, just learn german d(^^)b

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Dustin Cucciarre said on September 1st, 2008 at 12:33 am

Sweet Rap I can’t really understand most of it though lol.

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Myrtle Beach Rentals said on September 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm

thank god the beat box days are over

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Abro said on September 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm

if that was fully improvisational i’m seriously impressed!
(k, once again i see rapping in german is hard to manage)

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CultureMob.com said on September 16th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

uh…keep your day job?

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Harish said on October 8th, 2008 at 4:28 am

good one.But could not understand anything

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