Riding Bitch Sucks
Asshole Ted Murphy kept me out drinking and talking biz until the early am… Then I had to get up at 4:50AM to catch my flight. When I checked into the kiosk my seat said 11b.. Ok a isle seat not bad. See I am used to flying on these small CRJ planes and know them really well… In all of the CRJ series aircraft b is always a isle seat. Its the one thing you can bank on. These planes either have 3 seats across in a a-bc configuration or 4 across like ab-cd so as you can see b is always the isle. The isle seat is awesome for me when I want to do work cause you have more room to work on your laptop and stuff.
Any way so the plane was mis labeled it was actually a much bigger Boeing plane which had a 6 across setup like abc-def so b was the middle seat also known as ridding bitch… Doh
Btw speaking of getting bitch slapped-
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You TOTALLY got bitch-slapped!! Were you going to take that shot or what??
Anyway, I totally agree about the airplane seating arrangement. I always want the most space available, and when you get screwed like you did, it’s a tough gig.
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seriously… i forget what prompted the slapping. I think I said something rude and she said she was going to slap me and I said I did not think she would… and she did
I was not feeling any pain though
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….”also known as ridding bitch”
Absolutely hilarious!
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Is she an employee for Google?
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i can haz bitch slap?
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Lol, that slap reminds me of a time a buddy and I were so wasted in college and he paid some stranger a dollar to smack him in the face at a McDonalds. Are you going to share more of the story behind the lead up to that slap?
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Good video, Made me laugh. Shoe you don’t disappoint.
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owned
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I’d rather get slapped than sit in that middle seat haha
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LOL…
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didn’t seem that hard lol … never dare a girl like that especially not to kick your balls …!!!
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lol. If she is, I got slapped, too…hard!
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This is absolutely funny!
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We always say B is for bitch… I’m used to jetting around on the Boeing’s, not the smaller CRJ puddle jumpers. I usually fly out of Boston, so that’s pretty much all they have.
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Yeah, I always fly Boeing too, but luckily I usually check in early enough that I get a small choice of seats, and I can change to an aisle or a window no problems.
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Personally I prefer the window seat, but that’s just me. My laptop is small enough I could probably work anywhere, that is if it wasn’t a piece of crap.lol
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Shoe, if you really pulled over $100k in a month with AdSense, you should be flying first class. Get the f- out of coach, you don’t belong there. Or maybe you do.
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That slap was awesome! The camera doesn’t do the noise it made justice. You rock shoe, see you again soon.
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I’d take that over a Google slap any day! Nice post Shoe!
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haha! At least you aren’t 6′11″ like me where I often land in the middle seat and in coach. It’s terrible.
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She can sit on my middle seat anytime, but she’ll have to slap a little harder than that..
Damn, I should get my mind out of your gutter and go to sleep
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I’m not sure that I appreciate the term ‘bitch slapping’ as it carries several negative connotations for women… Just kidding lol, the slap actually didn’t look too painful.
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Southwest is the way to go. Get an “A” boarding pass, and sit wherever you want!
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That girl who slapped you must work for Google.
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maybe you need to re-read the CRJ planes… there is no first class
Also I think I have only flown first class like once in my life… and it was on a vacation with my wife… seems like a really stupid way to spend money for a short period of time.
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Ugh on riding bitch - that sucks - I like window seats - in the middle you’re just all …icky squished up - can’t get comfortable or anything!
This post is too funny - “Murphy, you’re an asshole!” “You rock, Shoe!” hahaha! Guys and their lovefests!
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hahahhahahahahah slap shots~!
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Aren’t you glad you are not 300lbs anymore?
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Though nice, first class is a waste of money. The airlines jack you on the price for a few extra inches and a meal. Not worth the 2k price tag!
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I’d never pay the extra 2k…..how can they justify it?…..although it can be torture in cargo!
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Eating, drinking , and getting slapped all while you were making money. Looks like it ended up being a great night!
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Too funny! The middle aisle always royally stinks!
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Eh, that sucks! I HATE the middle seats in a plane.
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1.Get Electricity
2. Get Computer
3. Get Internet
4. Get Website
5. Find people to sell to
Thats it!
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Traveling is all about status with airlines. Fly one airline. fly it often. Make 1K…no more middle seat
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But if you get there early you can spread out and claim both armrests
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Shoe! I just read your comment about flying first class. I don’t think first class is worth it unless you’re going to be on the plane for more than 6 hours. I can’t sit still in that tiny little seat for more than that long. I’d prefer the big comfy seat that recline and have way more leg room.
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You could have done a nice big POW! graphic like they used to do in the old, and I do mean old Batman series. Slap!
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hahahahaha You got slapped…hahahahaha
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I always go in economy. Its also good and makes you reach the destination fast
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I always go in economy. Its also good and makes you reach the destination “as” fast
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haha. Maybe :p
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Bang, Pow, Zap. Shoemoney is Joker and that drunk lady is batman…
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Exactly, just because you make the money, doesn’t mean you should waste it. I’m sure there are some people that like to fly first class just for the fact they can say they flew first class. btw…when you flew first class that one time did they upgrade you to 2 bags of peanuts?
~Terry
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She looks hot.
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Hey Shoe, here’s to keeping your guard up with applying deodorant prior to traveling and “riding bitch”.
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LOL at the video
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ROFL. What the heck is up with the slap. Lol Nice. ^_^
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Dude, I’m 6′4″ and weigh 100 kilo (220 pounds). A few years back I was bumped from an LA - (somewhere in) Germany flight, and at the last minute they called me and said a seat opened. I was bumped from an isle seat.
My new seat was riding bitch between a man and woman. He weighed around 175 kilo and she looked heavier.
After take off I stood and never sat down until we landed. When the stew told me to sit at one point I asked where, and she could not see my seat. The heavies were sitting elbow to elbow blubbering over my seat.
I should have stayed bumped.
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face part 2? Sitting in the middle is definitely shady, aisle seats are the way 2 go
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I agree here. Just because you make plenty of money doesn’t mean you should necessarily spend it on 1st class seats…
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That wasn’t even a real slap you girly man!
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