Chris Hooley and The SEO Rascals

by Jeremy Schoemaker on December 14, 2007 · 38 comments

Gang leader of the rascals aka the “Frat Boy” of SEO Chris Hooley and his crew were on these motorized things all over Pubcon:

more pics thanks to Dal

Rumor has it they even went down the escalators at the conference.

I was playing holdem at the Wynn poker room on monday night and that crazy asshole rolled up in his rascal with beer flying all over the place… pretty fricking hilarious.

Here is a little video I took of Chris doing a wheely in the lobby of the renaissance hotel (before security showed them the door).

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1 Mubin December 14, 2007 at 9:15 am

Now THAT! Is pretty bad ass.

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2 Mubin December 14, 2007 at 9:16 am

Is it just me or does that site you link to lead to a spam page?

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3 Rhys December 14, 2007 at 9:43 am

Yes, with me too :(

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4 Bathroom Hero December 14, 2007 at 9:44 am

cool wheels!

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5 Bathroom Hero December 14, 2007 at 9:45 am

shoe, I get a spam page too…

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6 Contest Beat December 14, 2007 at 10:29 am

Spam…. I wanna roll with those dudes tho!

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7 SonicReducer December 14, 2007 at 10:40 am

I was wondering who the hell those guys were, and if they were really disabled or not. At least they aren’t physically. ;)

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8 Think Like An SOB December 14, 2007 at 10:50 am

SEO Bad Boys?? What’s next Thug Bloggers?

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9 SEOMaster December 14, 2007 at 11:44 am

Cool scooters :)

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10 joe December 14, 2007 at 12:32 pm

I wonder if they do drive by’s on those things?

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11 Fiscal Musings December 14, 2007 at 12:52 pm

Riding one of those scooters isn’t exactly something I’d aspire to, but they seem to be having fun.

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12 ShoeMoney December 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm

oups ill fix it

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13 Jihan December 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm

Haha nice…thats me next to chris, good times.

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14 Mubin December 14, 2007 at 2:39 pm

Bet the spammers loved the link love!

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15 Purposeinc December 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm

Every time I would hear the mad whir of those electric engines I would see people at Pubcon duck for cover. Their street Rep proceeded them. I heard rumors they were shaking down another gang in Vegas for protection money. You may have heard of them. They go by the letters AARP.

Mr. Shoe, if you have a minute, could you fire me an e-mail, I have an offline question for you :)
dk

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16 Hustle Strategy December 14, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Is this the cheap mans segway

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17 Dal December 14, 2007 at 4:42 pm

We shook down mad people in Vegas. People thought we were joking to couldn’t walk. They sure changed there tune when they have 5 or 6 Rascals in there face. Heck, even Hooley was getting play from the female staff. Next year we are really going to “Pimp My Rascal”. I am think 22s or 24s and some ground effects.

-Dal

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18 Jihan December 14, 2007 at 5:04 pm

Hahah rumor, chris was the only one that rolled down the escalotor. I took the pic hahah its funny Chris Bails =D

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19 Mubin December 14, 2007 at 5:28 pm

Anyone else noticing the total upskirt in that 2nd pic?

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20 James B. December 14, 2007 at 5:35 pm

I like the second to last one.

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21 James B. December 14, 2007 at 5:36 pm

Except they hit people with laptops.

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22 James B. December 14, 2007 at 5:37 pm

Yea but it;s the third pic

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23 賃貸 大阪 December 14, 2007 at 7:08 pm

I wondered what the deal was with the guys in wheelchairs. I am not sure I get what is cool about going to pubcon in a wheelchair. At best it looked dorkey.

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24 Mike Huang December 14, 2007 at 7:51 pm

Talking getting their face into the camera the whole time!

-Mike

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25 zawadi December 14, 2007 at 9:02 pm

the scooters look fun, but I would feel so guilty riding that since I can walk well.

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26 Reverse Funnel System December 15, 2007 at 6:21 pm

Saunds like a lot of fun,

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27 CatherineL December 16, 2007 at 12:18 am

They look fun to ride. When I was a nursing, I had fun parking the electric wheel chairs when the patients had gone to bed. But, I got banned because I accidentally crashed into the wall when they’d just decorated!

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28 Reverse Funnel System December 16, 2007 at 6:25 am

Love this bikes :)

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29 Affiliate Unleashed December 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm

LOL This is awesome!!!!

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30 VacationGuy December 17, 2007 at 1:35 am

I agree I’m trying to not get fat enough to need one

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31 lyricsreg December 17, 2007 at 2:04 am

haha … The forum MAFIA

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32 SEO Rascals December 18, 2007 at 5:14 pm

Thanks for the love Shoe!

Next time you need to hop on one of these yourself and join the krew!

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33 Clint Lenard December 18, 2007 at 6:20 pm

Hahaha is that what Chris is spending his hard earned cash on? I guess a Benzo wasn’t fast enough huh? ;-)

Funny pics! Looks like fun!

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34 SEO Consultant December 19, 2007 at 3:56 am

Very funny :)

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35 SEO Consultant December 19, 2007 at 4:23 am

Very funny…:)

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36 softmanya December 24, 2007 at 2:26 pm

they are cool

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37 Rantitorial December 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm

Great pics. Must be fun to be a mogul. :-)

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