Apr 22 2007

Had My Way With A Chocolate Fountain

By Jeremy Schoemaker 67 comments

My wife had a catered party on Saturday throwing a shower for a work coleague. After they left I had my way with chocolate fountain. It started with my fingers…. then before I know it …

chocolate fountain

Brent Hodgson said on April 22nd, 2007 at 8:40 am

Great headline.

Saw it in my feed-reader, and had to have a look - lol.

But… is that chocolate dripping from your tongue back into the fountain?? eww

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Travel Notebook said on April 22nd, 2007 at 8:53 am

That is sooo wrong
Nice shirt though. Is your daughter crawling around in an AuctionAds shirt yet?

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Sarah's Sweet Fountains said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 am

Great to see you enjoying a chocolate fountain! We love ours!

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Wealth Junkie said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 am

I’m a big fan of chocolate fountains..

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Mike Seiler said on April 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am

The only thing wrong with that picture is that you are not a hot naked girl.

Free tip of the day: Never post a photo of yourself that can easily be Photoshopped into a shit-eating pic.

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Vijay said on April 22nd, 2007 at 10:56 am

Your tongue certainly seems to be of a really dark color.. Is it just chocolate, after all?

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Blain Reinkensmeyer said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:01 am

I believe it is, lol

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Luke said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:19 am

My aunt owns a catering company and they have a chocolate fountain. Those things really are great

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Pedro Sttau said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:33 am

God no! That’s just wrong!

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Ali said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 am

HAHA!

Did your wife walk in on you and see you all covered in chocolate?

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Travel Notebook said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:50 am

What are you supposed to do with a chocolate fountain anyways? Dip stuff in it?

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Harrison Gevirtz said on April 22nd, 2007 at 12:41 pm

are you bringing the fountain with you to ad:tech?

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John said on April 22nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm

Heyyy Shoe…
Looks like u back to your childhood days….

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Aniela said on April 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm

Shoe is all about branding. I’m sure he put on the shirt for the picture

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CPA Affiliates said on April 22nd, 2007 at 1:59 pm

*LOL* awesome man! nice plug for chocolate fountains (ehmm aution ads i mean)

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Great Dog Site. said on April 22nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

Very cool.

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Ali said on April 22nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm

No, I think it was for the main event, chocolate wrestling.

Haven’t you heard it’s the latest fad! nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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Ferrarislave said on April 22nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm

looks like your flies partially unzipped. I don’t even want to know what was done to that fountain!

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coop said on April 22nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm

I need that shirt. bad.

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Travel Notebook said on April 22nd, 2007 at 3:58 pm

So isnt the chocolate scolding hot since its melted? I bet shoe has the chocolate fountain all setup on his desk in the office now.

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Tye said on April 22nd, 2007 at 5:38 pm

Looks like hes still having his way with the Choc Fountain… 21 comments and no shoe reply

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Glenn Hawkins said on April 22nd, 2007 at 7:05 pm

That looks really good, I wish I had one. Haha, on the other hand it is good for you! Studies are showing that Chocolate improves health.

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Bulbboy said on April 22nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm

When first seeing the pic I thought it was a revolving potters wheel with a big dod of chocolate.

Just imagine the Ghost-movie moments you could have with one of those.

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tiny said on April 22nd, 2007 at 8:38 pm

hehehe! or maybe, he had a bad case of tooth decay because of all the choco he ate and did not share….

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jdanylko said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm

I hear that’s illegal in three states. LOL

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Brian Mark said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm

AuctionAds brand diapers.

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How to start a clothing line from scratch said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 pm

nice little tee…make sure you let me know when you need some designs for the new ones…I will have everyone wanting an auction ad shirt!!!

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Rebecca Kelley said on April 22nd, 2007 at 9:52 pm

Yikes. So that’s what I’ll be having nightmares about tonight

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Ken Savage said on April 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 pm

is that going in or coming out?

haha

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Great Dog Site. said on April 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm

It just makes me fat and gives me sugar headaches.

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Jeremy said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:23 pm

Those fountains are hard to resist. Just don’t try that at a wedding, even if you are the groom.

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SELaplana said on April 23rd, 2007 at 12:14 am

shoe is like playing chocolate… i’m sure his saliva mixed with chocolate already…

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David Dalka said on April 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 am

Yum.

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bohol beach said on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:12 am

I also had an opportunity to do the same. Damn, I can’t help myself but lick my fingers covered with chocolate for hours! yum!!!!

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lawrenceq said on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:12 am

I would have kept that picture to myself.

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Dan said on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:57 am

This picture will forever haunt my dreams

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ShoeMoney said on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 am

I never left my childhood days

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ShoeMoney said on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 am

The demand is pretty high now We run out of them in a couple hours at booths

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Maki said on April 23rd, 2007 at 1:43 pm

Hot naked chicks would have been awesome lol.. but the choco fountain looks pretty wicked too.

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Hip Hop said on April 23rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm

I have one of these at home, don’t really use it anymore tho =(

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Tyler Cruz said on April 23rd, 2007 at 2:37 pm

lol, I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that…

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Joe said on April 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm

hihi, really nice Picture!!

sometime i will do the same

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Great Dog Site. said on April 23rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm

On second thought, it’s kind of gross…. I’m a bit of a Germ-a-phob though.

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Jay said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm

Goes straight to my thighs…

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Jay said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:26 pm

Their 5x more absorbant then Adsense brand diapers!!

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Jay said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

So am I but obviously not as big a fan as Shoe

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Jay said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm

It’s so wrong.. It’s right

Err..

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Anne said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:44 pm

This is the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen here! Look great there… lol

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Nathan Hannig said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:51 pm

i always wanted a chocalate fountian, looks like fun

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Gath said on April 23rd, 2007 at 7:39 pm

That picture is strangely disturbing.

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dk said on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:22 pm

That must be a PPL (Pay Per ehm Lick) choc fontain right? :p

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John Loch said on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 pm

I barely have time to read your blog any more and what do I find ?

Slurpin chocolate ! From a fountain ?!!

Most of the time you remind me of a naughty boy who got at the mixing bowl while noone was looking, but a fountain ?

Hmm.. I wonder if they can do that with cheese fondeau.. damn, now I’m hungry.. and I want some fondeau.. I wonder if they have any fondeau maker thingys around here..

NOW SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE !??

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John Loch said on April 23rd, 2007 at 11:03 pm

Hey.. just a thought. You know you could get little chocolates made up with a Shoemoney logo stamped on them (or on the wrappers).

Then give em away to local business bars and the like. Imagine Shoemoney mint chocs gracing tables at various venues etc.

Probably a really stupid idea..

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The Dino said on April 24th, 2007 at 5:01 am

how does this fountain work?

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Sergio said on April 24th, 2007 at 8:09 am

I like the t-shirt more than the chocolate. It looks good good, but I’m thinking it might have your saliva all over it.

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Online Stopwatch said on April 24th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

Do you not worry that somthing like that could make you put all your weight on again? It’s soo easy to binge once you do somthing like that. lol. (I never really understood how your operation worked: is your stomach back to normal size now? or still really small) I’d love a follow up post one day about your weightloss. Cheers.

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Amanda said on April 25th, 2007 at 8:45 am

I love those things I am having one of them at my wedding.

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Lee Bandoni said on April 26th, 2007 at 2:56 am

I bought a full size chocolate fountain last year as a gift for my GF. The things look great but have you ever tried to clean them lol

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Tom said on April 26th, 2007 at 4:28 am

Thats

A. Freaky
B.Pure geek in a sad sense
C.Totally Sad.

Who the hell wants to see you licking chocolate.

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Links dot Zigzo said on April 26th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

wow thats a heavy pic.

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Thor Schrock said on April 26th, 2007 at 10:08 pm

I am nearly speechless Shoe… That is kinda.. no wait.. that IS disturbing! Was it good for you? LOL

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internet marketing blog said on May 3rd, 2007 at 9:48 pm

I must say, you are awesome at getting your logos / products out there. Awesome advertising job and awesome chocolate fountain!

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DngloZ said on May 15th, 2007 at 11:46 am

i’m a chocolate addict, i’m so jealous of u with that chocolate fountain :S

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Nick Sullivan said on September 17th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

That’s awesome.

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dillsmack said on April 22nd, 2007 at 10:48 pm

Why are you looking there?

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http://mike.empuria.myopenid.com/ said on April 22nd, 2007 at 11:32 pm

I’m sure he put on the picture for the shirt

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Why You Should Never Have A Chocolate Fountain said on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 pm

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