Apr 22 2007
Had My Way With A Chocolate Fountain
By Jeremy Schoemaker
67 comments
My wife had a catered party on Saturday throwing a shower for a work coleague. After they left I had my way with chocolate fountain. It started with my fingers…. then before I know it …

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Great headline.
Saw it in my feed-reader, and had to have a look - lol.
But… is that chocolate dripping from your tongue back into the fountain?? eww
That is sooo wrong
Nice shirt though. Is your daughter crawling around in an AuctionAds shirt yet?
Great to see you enjoying a chocolate fountain! We love ours!
I’m a big fan of chocolate fountains..
The only thing wrong with that picture is that you are not a hot naked girl.
Free tip of the day: Never post a photo of yourself that can easily be Photoshopped into a shit-eating pic.
Your tongue certainly seems to be of a really dark color.. Is it just chocolate, after all?
I believe it is, lol
My aunt owns a catering company and they have a chocolate fountain. Those things really are great
God no! That’s just wrong!
HAHA!
Did your wife walk in on you and see you all covered in chocolate?
What are you supposed to do with a chocolate fountain anyways? Dip stuff in it?
are you bringing the fountain with you to ad:tech?
Heyyy Shoe…
Looks like u back to your childhood days….
Shoe is all about branding. I’m sure he put on the shirt for the picture
*LOL* awesome man! nice plug for chocolate fountains
(ehmm aution ads i mean)
Very cool.
No, I think it was for the main event, chocolate wrestling.
Haven’t you heard it’s the latest fad! nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
looks like your flies partially unzipped. I don’t even want to know what was done to that fountain!
I need that shirt. bad.
So isnt the chocolate scolding hot since its melted? I bet shoe has the chocolate fountain all setup on his desk in the office now.
Looks like hes still having his way with the Choc Fountain… 21 comments and no shoe reply
That looks really good, I wish I had one. Haha, on the other hand it is good for you! Studies are showing that Chocolate improves health.
When first seeing the pic I thought it was a revolving potters wheel with a big dod of chocolate.
Just imagine the Ghost-movie moments you could have with one of those.
hehehe! or maybe, he had a bad case of tooth decay because of all the choco he ate and did not share….
I hear that’s illegal in three states.
LOL
AuctionAds brand diapers.
nice little tee…make sure you let me know when you need some designs for the new ones…I will have everyone wanting an auction ad shirt!!!
Yikes. So that’s what I’ll be having nightmares about tonight
is that going in or coming out?
haha
It just makes me fat and gives me sugar headaches.
Those fountains are hard to resist. Just don’t try that at a wedding, even if you are the groom.
shoe is like playing chocolate… i’m sure his saliva mixed with chocolate already…
Yum.
I also had an opportunity to do the same. Damn, I can’t help myself but lick my fingers covered with chocolate for hours! yum!!!!
I would have kept that picture to myself.
This picture will forever haunt my dreams
I never left my childhood days
The demand is pretty high now
We run out of them in a couple hours at booths
Hot naked chicks would have been awesome lol.. but the choco fountain looks pretty wicked too.
I have one of these at home, don’t really use it anymore tho =(
lol, I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that…
hihi, really nice Picture!!
sometime i will do the same
On second thought, it’s kind of gross…. I’m a bit of a Germ-a-phob though.
Goes straight to my thighs…
Their 5x more absorbant then Adsense brand diapers!!
So am I but obviously not as big a fan as Shoe
It’s so wrong.. It’s right
Err..
This is the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen here! Look great there… lol
i always wanted a chocalate fountian, looks like fun
That picture is strangely disturbing.
That must be a PPL (Pay Per ehm Lick) choc fontain right? :p
I barely have time to read your blog any more and what do I find ?
Slurpin chocolate ! From a fountain ?!!
Most of the time you remind me of a naughty boy who got at the mixing bowl while noone was looking, but a fountain ?
Hmm.. I wonder if they can do that with cheese fondeau.. damn, now I’m hungry.. and I want some fondeau.. I wonder if they have any fondeau maker thingys around here..
NOW SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE !??

Hey.. just a thought. You know you could get little chocolates made up with a Shoemoney logo stamped on them (or on the wrappers).
Then give em away to local business bars and the like. Imagine Shoemoney mint chocs gracing tables at various venues etc.
Probably a really stupid idea..
how does this fountain work?
I like the t-shirt more than the chocolate. It looks good good, but I’m thinking it might have your saliva all over it.
Do you not worry that somthing like that could make you put all your weight on again? It’s soo easy to binge once you do somthing like that. lol. (I never really understood how your operation worked: is your stomach back to normal size now? or still really small) I’d love a follow up post one day about your weightloss. Cheers.
I love those things I am having one of them at my wedding.
I bought a full size chocolate fountain last year as a gift for my GF. The things look great but have you ever tried to clean them lol
Thats
A. Freaky
B.Pure geek in a sad sense
C.Totally Sad.
Who the hell wants to see you licking chocolate.
wow thats a heavy pic.
I am nearly speechless Shoe… That is kinda.. no wait.. that IS disturbing! Was it good for you? LOL
I must say, you are awesome at getting your logos / products out there. Awesome advertising job and awesome chocolate fountain!
i’m a chocolate addict, i’m so jealous of u with that chocolate fountain :S
That’s awesome.
Why are you looking there?
I’m sure he put on the picture for the shirt
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