Had My Way With A Chocolate Fountain

Posted on: April 22nd, 2007 by Jeremy Schoemaker

My wife had a catered party on Saturday throwing a shower for a work coleague. After they left I had my way with chocolate fountain. It started with my fingers…. then before I know it …

chocolate fountain

Post written by Jeremy Schoemaker

Hi I am Jeremy Schoemaker and ShoeMoney.com is my blog. 99% of the post here are done by me but you will see others occasionally make guest posts. This blog is fun to write but for my day job I run several online companies.

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67 Comments. What Say You?

  1. Nick Sullivan
    September 17, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    That’s awesome.

  2. DngloZ
    May 15, 2007 at 11:46 am

    i’m a chocolate addict, i’m so jealous of u with that chocolate fountain :S

  3. internet marketing blog
    May 3, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    I must say, you are awesome at getting your logos / products out there. Awesome advertising job and awesome chocolate fountain!

  4. Thor Schrock
    April 26, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    I am nearly speechless Shoe… That is kinda.. no wait.. that IS disturbing! Was it good for you? LOL

  5. Links dot Zigzo
    April 26, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    wow thats a heavy pic.

  6. Tom
    April 26, 2007 at 4:28 am

    Thats

    A. Freaky
    B.Pure geek in a sad sense
    C.Totally Sad.

    Who the hell wants to see you licking chocolate.

  7. Lee Bandoni
    April 26, 2007 at 2:56 am

    I bought a full size chocolate fountain last year as a gift for my GF. The things look great but have you ever tried to clean them lol

  8. Amanda
    April 25, 2007 at 8:45 am

    I love those things I am having one of them at my wedding.

  9. Online Stopwatch
    April 24, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Do you not worry that somthing like that could make you put all your weight on again? It’s soo easy to binge once you do somthing like that. lol. (I never really understood how your operation worked: is your stomach back to normal size now? or still really small) I’d love a follow up post one day about your weightloss. Cheers.

  10. Sergio
    April 24, 2007 at 8:09 am

    I like the t-shirt more than the chocolate. It looks good good, but I’m thinking it might have your saliva all over it.

  11. The Dino
    April 24, 2007 at 5:01 am

    how does this fountain work?

  12. John Loch
    April 23, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Hey.. just a thought. You know you could get little chocolates made up with a Shoemoney logo stamped on them (or on the wrappers).

    Then give em away to local business bars and the like. Imagine Shoemoney mint chocs gracing tables at various venues etc.

    Probably a really stupid idea.. :)

  13. John Loch
    April 23, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    I barely have time to read your blog any more and what do I find ?

    Slurpin chocolate ! From a fountain ?!!

    Most of the time you remind me of a naughty boy who got at the mixing bowl while noone was looking, but a fountain ?

    Hmm.. I wonder if they can do that with cheese fondeau.. damn, now I’m hungry.. and I want some fondeau.. I wonder if they have any fondeau maker thingys around here..

    NOW SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE !??
    :)

  14. dk
    April 23, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    That must be a PPL (Pay Per ehm Lick) choc fontain right? :p

  15. Gath
    April 23, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    That picture is strangely disturbing.

  16. Nathan Hannig
    April 23, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    i always wanted a chocalate fountian, looks like fun

  17. Anne
    April 23, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    This is the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen here! Look great there… lol

  18. Jay
    April 23, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    It’s so wrong.. It’s right

    Err..

  19. Jay
    April 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    So am I but obviously not as big a fan as Shoe

  20. Jay
    April 23, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Their 5x more absorbant then Adsense brand diapers!!

  21. Jay
    April 23, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Goes straight to my thighs…

  22. Great Dog Site.
    April 23, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    On second thought, it’s kind of gross…. I’m a bit of a Germ-a-phob though.

  23. Joe
    April 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    hihi, really nice Picture!!

    sometime i will do the same ;)

  24. Tyler Cruz
    April 23, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    lol, I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that…

  25. Hip Hop
    April 23, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    I have one of these at home, don’t really use it anymore tho =(

  26. Maki
    April 23, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Hot naked chicks would have been awesome lol.. but the choco fountain looks pretty wicked too.

  27. ShoeMoney
    April 23, 2007 at 10:27 am

    The demand is pretty high now ;) We run out of them in a couple hours at booths

  28. ShoeMoney
    April 23, 2007 at 10:26 am

    I never left my childhood days ;)

  29. Dan
    April 23, 2007 at 9:57 am

    This picture will forever haunt my dreams

  30. lawrenceq
    April 23, 2007 at 9:12 am

    I would have kept that picture to myself.

  31. bohol beach
    April 23, 2007 at 9:12 am

    I also had an opportunity to do the same. Damn, I can’t help myself but lick my fingers covered with chocolate for hours! yum!!!!

  32. David Dalka
    April 23, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Yum.

  33. SELaplana
    April 23, 2007 at 12:14 am

    shoe is like playing chocolate… i’m sure his saliva mixed with chocolate already…

  34. Jeremy
    April 22, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Those fountains are hard to resist. Just don’t try that at a wedding, even if you are the groom.

  35. Great Dog Site.
    April 22, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    It just makes me fat and gives me sugar headaches.

  36. Ken Savage
    April 22, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    is that going in or coming out?

    haha

  37. Rebecca Kelley
    April 22, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    Yikes. So that’s what I’ll be having nightmares about tonight :P

  38. How to start a clothing line from scratch
    April 22, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    nice little tee…make sure you let me know when you need some designs for the new ones…I will have everyone wanting an auction ad shirt!!!

  39. Brian Mark
    April 22, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    AuctionAds brand diapers. ;)

  40. jdanylko
    April 22, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    I hear that’s illegal in three states. ;-) LOL

  41. tiny
    April 22, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    hehehe! or maybe, he had a bad case of tooth decay because of all the choco he ate and did not share…. :)

  42. Bulbboy
    April 22, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    When first seeing the pic I thought it was a revolving potters wheel with a big dod of chocolate.

    Just imagine the Ghost-movie moments you could have with one of those.

    :)

  43. Glenn Hawkins
    April 22, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    That looks really good, I wish I had one. Haha, on the other hand it is good for you! Studies are showing that Chocolate improves health.

  44. Tye
    April 22, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Looks like hes still having his way with the Choc Fountain… 21 comments and no shoe reply :)

  45. Travel Notebook
    April 22, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    So isnt the chocolate scolding hot since its melted? I bet shoe has the chocolate fountain all setup on his desk in the office now.

  46. coop
    April 22, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    I need that shirt. bad.

  47. Ferrarislave
    April 22, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    looks like your flies partially unzipped. I don’t even want to know what was done to that fountain!

  48. Ali
    April 22, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    No, I think it was for the main event, chocolate wrestling.

    Haven’t you heard it’s the latest fad! nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

  49. Great Dog Site.
    April 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Very cool.

  50. CPA Affiliates
    April 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    *LOL* awesome man! nice plug for chocolate fountains ;) (ehmm aution ads i mean)

  51. Aniela
    April 22, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Shoe is all about branding. I’m sure he put on the shirt for the picture :)

  52. John
    April 22, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Heyyy Shoe…
    Looks like u back to your childhood days…. ;)

  53. Harrison Gevirtz
    April 22, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    are you bringing the fountain with you to ad:tech?

  54. Travel Notebook
    April 22, 2007 at 11:50 am

    What are you supposed to do with a chocolate fountain anyways? Dip stuff in it?

  55. Ali
    April 22, 2007 at 11:46 am

    HAHA!

    Did your wife walk in on you and see you all covered in chocolate?

  56. Pedro Sttau
    April 22, 2007 at 11:33 am

    God no! That’s just wrong!

  57. Luke
    April 22, 2007 at 11:19 am

    My aunt owns a catering company and they have a chocolate fountain. Those things really are great :)

  58. Blain Reinkensmeyer
    April 22, 2007 at 11:01 am

    I believe it is, lol

  59. Vijay
    April 22, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Your tongue certainly seems to be of a really dark color.. Is it just chocolate, after all?

  60. Mike Seiler
    April 22, 2007 at 10:21 am

    The only thing wrong with that picture is that you are not a hot naked girl.

    Free tip of the day: Never post a photo of yourself that can easily be Photoshopped into a shit-eating pic. ;-)

  61. Wealth Junkie
    April 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

    I’m a big fan of chocolate fountains..

  62. Sarah's Sweet Fountains
    April 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

    Great to see you enjoying a chocolate fountain! We love ours!

  63. Travel Notebook
    April 22, 2007 at 8:53 am

    That is sooo wrong :)

    Nice shirt though. Is your daughter crawling around in an AuctionAds shirt yet?

  64. Brent Hodgson
    April 22, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Great headline.

    Saw it in my feed-reader, and had to have a look – lol.

    But… is that chocolate dripping from your tongue back into the fountain?? eww :P

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