Apr 20 2007

BootMoney Keeps It Real

By Jeremy Schoemaker 55 comments

I gotta say this is pretty fricking hilarious.

Just go there and read his tips… awesome.

http://www.bootmoney.com

Ginene said on April 20th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

He is funny. Sad thing is if people lie and say they made $10,000 in less than 30 days and suggest everyone come back daily for tips on how they did it, everyone will continuously come to the person site and actually help them make it possible in the first place.

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Hip Hop said on April 20th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

lol wow some of those tips are almost as good as yours.

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hoodmonkey said on April 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

I’d heed his tips and sell my mother a free ringtone subscription but she’d sue me for fraud.

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lawrenceq said on April 20th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

Watch your ass when you go to the punch bowl.You just might become a hostage.

“I wonder how much Shoe will give me for Dillsmack.”

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Jimmy Daniels said on April 21st, 2007 at 12:28 am

Check out his keyword generator, http://www.bootmoney.com/secret-tools/keywordgenerator.php hehe

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Shane said on April 21st, 2007 at 2:50 am

Awesome. Did you see his AzoogleAds check?
Sweeeeet! lol

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rdobes said on April 21st, 2007 at 5:06 am

I’ve just earned my first $500. It really works if you follow the instructions. hehe, I love it.

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darfur said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:09 am

Its about damn time you gave him a plug.

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Pedro Sttau said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:18 am

Jeremy I knew you were holding back from us!!!

Salad hen…..so THAT’S where you get your P O W A!

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TeamTutorials said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:23 am

I like his logo better than yours. Maybe you should hire a new designer. I’ll send my resume, I have 3 weeks experience with MS Paint.

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TeamTutorials said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:24 am

whoops, hit the wrong reply button.

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Chris Bartow said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:39 am

His keyword tool is so dead on. I have to get to work now to make $$$.

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CPA Affiliates said on April 21st, 2007 at 9:06 am

*LOL* thats awesome! Made me have a good laugh! Best part is his AZ ads check *L* 3.00…

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Brent said on April 21st, 2007 at 9:13 am

“I’m actually planning to hack Google.com pretty soon …”

;D

That’s some pretty kick ass Adsense blending….you hardly notice it’s there!

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Ginene said on April 21st, 2007 at 10:32 am

That was my favorite part too.

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coop said on April 21st, 2007 at 10:53 am

funny i guess, he just spends all his time flaming people on forums though…

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coop said on April 21st, 2007 at 10:53 am

bring back the forums.

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GeekMom said on April 21st, 2007 at 11:06 am

Do you know what’s sad? People will probably try it! I loved that redneck google ad though, I hope it was a real Google Ad or Google isn’t going to be too happy.

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Aldoe said on April 21st, 2007 at 11:36 am

Yeah LOL… this guy has too much time on his hands

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Linda Buquet said on April 21st, 2007 at 11:45 am

I spewed coffee all over my monitor a couple times reading BootMoney. Glad you took it in stride Jeremy.

I was afraid when I blogged about it yesterday you may not appreciate the fact I was publicising it, since as my title said it’s RIP of your site. But then I realized you probably appreciated the humor.

What a kick!

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Ahmad Uzair said on April 21st, 2007 at 12:22 pm

ha..ha..I love this guys.Sometimes we need blogs like him.

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Thor Schrock said on April 21st, 2007 at 1:57 pm

I love it! At forst I was like, are these a joke? They could almost pass for Live Search results like the ones you get from Ms. Dewey

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Thor Schrock said on April 21st, 2007 at 1:59 pm

This guy must have a LOT of time on his hands. I saw this while you were in NY and I was impressed by how much time it must have taken to make a completely useless SEO site JUST to parody you. You should bring him to a confrence and send him to the podium instead of you at first and see who laughs.

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Shawn said on April 21st, 2007 at 2:40 pm

Funny site

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Glenn Hawkins said on April 21st, 2007 at 3:10 pm

That just made my day..
“Make up a b/s story about someone suffering terrible from a disease or something, and then ask for donations to help cure the disease. A lot of people are real suckers, so you can pick up a nice chunk of change from it.”

I wonder how many people actually do this on the internet and get away with it. And his phone charging is halarious. Man this guy is just funny all around.

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:13 pm

It’s kind of hard to lie about your earnings and still convince people you have something worth saying.

On our blog we state our earnings however pretty much every time we come up with an idea we post about it and then report.

I’d like to think blog readers would clue in pretty quick.

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Ya I’m heading over to my parents now to try out his ring tone lead generation tactics!!

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:14 pm

Ya I’ve got to admit that whole site was very original

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:16 pm

LOL thanks for bringing that one up I almost missed it.. Bloody hillarious

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:16 pm

I love it but I can’t argue with you there.. Definitely to much time!

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:20 pm

My only regret is that I didn’t think of it first, though this site sorta reminds me of buymystupidebook.com

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Ya the green really blends in nicely with the grey.. who’d a thought?

Guess I won’t be needing this blog anymore…

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Jay said on April 21st, 2007 at 4:24 pm

Ya as funny as the site may be this guy definitely put alot of effort into it, though really if you have the comedy power to think up all of this it probably would only take you a day or 2 to put it all together while drinking beers.

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kevin said on April 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm

LoL - Love bootmoney’s car.

awesome

Keep smiling

Kevin

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Maki said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:23 pm

I liked his Azoogle check picture..the bar is beatup awesome too!

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How to start a clothing line from scratch said on April 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm

now shoemoney are you serious…the one about the ringtones might get you dishoned from the family…lol

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Travel Notebook said on April 21st, 2007 at 9:32 pm

LOL This guy is great

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ToddW said on April 21st, 2007 at 9:40 pm

Awesome information hahahaha

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Brent Hodgson said on April 21st, 2007 at 11:33 pm

heh - I didn’t even notice it until you mentioned it.

I must have ad-blindness.

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Vijay said on April 22nd, 2007 at 5:38 am

Certainly needs one hell of an imagination to cook up something like that.. Kudos to the admin and yeah, its a hilarious read

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Gerard McGarry said on April 23rd, 2007 at 2:59 am

I’ve been waiting for someone to pastiche (ooh, big word) a problogger. If this guy hadn’t started BootMoney, I was going to send up Brian Clarke and start up CrappyBlogger.com - how to write rubbish blog titles!

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tiny said on April 23rd, 2007 at 4:02 am

well, at least I have an alternative to those funny videos i watch on the tv. I do not have to turn the TV on the laugh my heart out… he’s funny, wish he does what he preaches..

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Nathan Hannig said on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:56 pm

HAHA that guys is funny, I think it is AOJon

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Wealth Junkie said on April 24th, 2007 at 7:48 am

Too bad he got http://www.findbonusringtoneshereandsignupforbonusringtonesforyourcellphonetoday.com first. Sometimes good domains just slip through your fingers..

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Sergio said on April 24th, 2007 at 8:12 am

Hahaha someone has too much time on their hands. The azoogle check is priceless.

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Amanda said on April 25th, 2007 at 8:22 am

I think that is hilarious!

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Lee Bandoni said on April 26th, 2007 at 3:08 am

You know I was going to do this site months ago but then thought you would kick my ass lol.

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jim said on April 27th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

why do you think i’m here? just playin

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jim said on April 27th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

Yeah, loaded!

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coopreme said on April 28th, 2007 at 11:47 am

bootmoney = jew

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coopreme said on May 1st, 2007 at 7:20 am

i wanna be jewmoney

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internet marketing blog said on May 3rd, 2007 at 9:52 pm

Ha, thats awesome. I loved the picture of his check. Classic!

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eTown Landlord said on June 4th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

Has Bootmoney been shut down? I went to check my fav parody site at 4:20 PM on 6/4/07 and it returns server not found. With the amount of revenue this guy is pulling down, the dinero he must be loosing with a down server must be hundreds if not thousands of pesos.

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