I gotta say this is pretty fricking hilarious.
Just go there and read his tips… awesome.
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BootMoney Keeps It Real
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Hi I am Jeremy Schoemaker and ShoeMoney.com is my blog. 99% of the post here are done by me but you will see others occasionally make guest posts. This blog is fun to write but for my day job I run several online companies.
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June 4, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Has Bootmoney been shut down? I went to check my fav parody site at 4:20 PM on 6/4/07 and it returns server not found. With the amount of revenue this guy is pulling down, the dinero he must be loosing with a down server must be hundreds if not thousands of pesos.
May 3, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Ha, thats awesome. I loved the picture of his check. Classic!
May 1, 2007 at 7:20 am
i wanna be jewmoney
April 28, 2007 at 11:47 am
bootmoney = jew
April 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Yeah, loaded!
April 27, 2007 at 5:57 pm
why do you think i’m here? just playin
April 26, 2007 at 3:08 am
You know I was going to do this site months ago but then thought you would kick my ass lol.
April 25, 2007 at 8:22 am
I think that is hilarious!
April 24, 2007 at 8:12 am
Hahaha someone has too much time on their hands. The azoogle check is priceless.
April 24, 2007 at 7:48 am
Too bad he got http://www.findbonusringtoneshereandsignupforbonusringtonesforyourcellphonetoday.com first. Sometimes good domains just slip through your fingers..
April 23, 2007 at 5:56 pm
HAHA that guys is funny, I think it is AOJon
April 23, 2007 at 4:02 am
well, at least I have an alternative to those funny videos i watch on the tv. I do not have to turn the TV on the laugh my heart out… he’s funny, wish he does what he preaches..
April 23, 2007 at 2:59 am
I’ve been waiting for someone to pastiche (ooh, big word) a problogger. If this guy hadn’t started BootMoney, I was going to send up Brian Clarke and start up CrappyBlogger.com – how to write rubbish blog titles!
April 22, 2007 at 5:38 am
Certainly needs one hell of an imagination to cook up something like that.. Kudos to the admin and yeah, its a hilarious read
April 21, 2007 at 11:33 pm
heh – I didn’t even notice it until you mentioned it.
I must have ad-blindness.
April 21, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Awesome information hahahaha
April 21, 2007 at 9:32 pm
LOL This guy is great
April 21, 2007 at 6:31 pm
now shoemoney are you serious…the one about the ringtones might get you dishoned from the family…lol
April 21, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I liked his Azoogle check picture..the bar is beatup awesome too!
April 21, 2007 at 5:25 pm
LoL – Love bootmoney’s car.
awesome
Keep smiling
Kevin
April 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Ya as funny as the site may be this guy definitely put alot of effort into it, though really if you have the comedy power to think up all of this it probably would only take you a day or 2 to put it all together while drinking beers.
April 21, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Ya the green really blends in nicely with the grey.. who’d a thought?
Guess I won’t be needing this blog anymore…
April 21, 2007 at 4:20 pm
My only regret is that I didn’t think of it first, though this site sorta reminds me of buymystupidebook.com
April 21, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I love it but I can’t argue with you there.. Definitely to much time!
April 21, 2007 at 4:16 pm
LOL thanks for bringing that one up I almost missed it.. Bloody hillarious
April 21, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Ya I’ve got to admit that whole site was very original
April 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Ya I’m heading over to my parents now to try out his ring tone lead generation tactics!!
April 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm
It’s kind of hard to lie about your earnings and still convince people you have something worth saying.
On our blog we state our earnings however pretty much every time we come up with an idea we post about it and then report.
I’d like to think blog readers would clue in pretty quick.
April 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm
That just made my day..
“Make up a b/s story about someone suffering terrible from a disease or something, and then ask for donations to help cure the disease. A lot of people are real suckers, so you can pick up a nice chunk of change from it.”
I wonder how many people actually do this on the internet and get away with it. And his phone charging is halarious. Man this guy is just funny all around.
April 21, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Funny site
April 21, 2007 at 1:59 pm
This guy must have a LOT of time on his hands. I saw this while you were in NY and I was impressed by how much time it must have taken to make a completely useless SEO site JUST to parody you. You should bring him to a confrence and send him to the podium instead of you at first and see who laughs.
April 21, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I love it! At forst I was like, are these a joke? They could almost pass for Live Search results like the ones you get from Ms. Dewey
April 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm
ha..ha..I love this guys.Sometimes we need blogs like him.
April 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
I spewed coffee all over my monitor a couple times reading BootMoney. Glad you took it in stride Jeremy.
I was afraid when I blogged about it yesterday you may not appreciate the fact I was publicising it, since as my title said it’s RIP of your site. But then I realized you probably appreciated the humor.
What a kick!
April 21, 2007 at 11:36 am
Yeah LOL… this guy has too much time on his hands
April 21, 2007 at 11:06 am
Do you know what’s sad? People will probably try it! I loved that redneck google ad though, I hope it was a real Google Ad or Google isn’t going to be too happy.
April 21, 2007 at 10:53 am
bring back the forums.
April 21, 2007 at 10:53 am
funny i guess, he just spends all his time flaming people on forums though…
April 21, 2007 at 10:32 am
That was my favorite part too.
April 21, 2007 at 9:13 am
“I’m actually planning to hack Google.com pretty soon …”
;D
That’s some pretty kick ass Adsense blending….you hardly notice it’s there!
April 21, 2007 at 9:06 am
*LOL* thats awesome! Made me have a good laugh! Best part is his AZ ads check *L* 3.00…
April 21, 2007 at 6:39 am
His keyword tool is so dead on. I have to get to work now to make $$$.
April 21, 2007 at 6:24 am
whoops, hit the wrong reply button.
April 21, 2007 at 6:23 am
I like his logo better than yours. Maybe you should hire a new designer. I’ll send my resume, I have 3 weeks experience with MS Paint.
April 21, 2007 at 6:18 am
Jeremy I knew you were holding back from us!!!
Salad hen…..so THAT’S where you get your P O W A!
April 21, 2007 at 6:09 am
Its about damn time you gave him a plug.
April 21, 2007 at 5:06 am
I’ve just earned my first $500. It really works if you follow the instructions. hehe, I love it.
April 21, 2007 at 2:50 am
Awesome. Did you see his AzoogleAds check?
Sweeeeet! lol
April 21, 2007 at 12:28 am
Check out his keyword generator, http://www.bootmoney.com/secret-tools/keywordgenerator.php hehe
April 20, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Watch your ass when you go to the punch bowl.You just might become a hostage.
“I wonder how much Shoe will give me for Dillsmack.”
April 20, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I’d heed his tips and sell my mother a free ringtone subscription but she’d sue me for fraud.
April 20, 2007 at 11:22 pm
lol wow some of those tips are almost as good as yours.
April 20, 2007 at 10:45 pm
He is funny. Sad thing is if people lie and say they made $10,000 in less than 30 days and suggest everyone come back daily for tips on how they did it, everyone will continuously come to the person site and actually help them make it possible in the first place.