Josh Koscheck Turns The Nightmare Into A Day Dream

by Jeremy Schoemaker on April 7, 2007 · 36 comments

Ya whats up? You guys question my boy koscheck? He made Diego Sanchez his bitch!

AND

George St. Pierre AKA KFC (the chicken shit) Got his clock cleaned by the wet towel Matt Serra.

So where are alll you guys now?

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1 MMA Fan April 7, 2007 at 10:20 pm

Terrible fight, I really was hoping that Diego would win, good job by Koscheck though.

I am pretty sure that there will be a rematch.

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2 MMA Fan April 7, 2007 at 10:29 pm

Wow that is crazy, I never thought that Serra would defeat GSP wow again.

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3 Nocturnal April 7, 2007 at 10:50 pm

Do you still think you could possibly hang with Matt Serra?

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4 Maniac April 7, 2007 at 10:53 pm

sorry. lmao

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5 Ken Savage April 8, 2007 at 12:46 am

Serra rolled over him tonite. He definitely was the better fighter 2nite.

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6 Caleb April 8, 2007 at 12:52 am

What do you guys think was wrong with Diego? I can’t imagine why he could’ve thought that what he did was the best game plan, especially for three whole rounds!

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7 Dominic April 8, 2007 at 5:57 am

What a disappointing night… Even Kos-Check, got booed all night! As far as St-Pierre is concerned, Serra just got lucky with that punch, I am sure there will be a re-match coming up very soon! Maybe we should start a new association, SEOFC (Search Engine Optimizer Fighting Championship) that way you could show us all your fighting skills… We might even be able to get Serra to fight you or should I say destroy you? Shoemoney, you should look at the Pros vs. Joes , maybe you would change your mind about Serra!

Dominic

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8 Daniel April 8, 2007 at 6:23 am

I agree with Shoe that the guys is over rated. Put him against decent fighters and there is no way around it.

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9 sknydave April 8, 2007 at 8:13 am

I really don’t understand why you feel the need to bash every fighter who isn’t named Koscheck.

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10 Rex April 8, 2007 at 8:56 am

I was backing Kos the whole time but he still looked like a bitch with Diego. I mean wtf! It was like I was watching 2 5 year olds playing tag. That fight is exactly what the UFC is not about IMO

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11 Hi April 8, 2007 at 9:22 am

I don’t like people who think they are cool because they cheer for someone.

The worst welterweight fighter could make any SEO his ‘bitch’, so please show some respect to all fighters.

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12 Tim Ukaj April 8, 2007 at 10:13 am

Diegos better than that.

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13 Shaun April 8, 2007 at 10:44 am

I see you’ve adopted koschecks attitude as well. Insulting GSP who has been nothing but a class act throughout his career, and calling him KFC? I could look for a month and not find a person who would find that remotely funny. Hire someone to write you some new material, and then have some humble pie sitting around for when GSP rips Koscheck apart.

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14 Chris Ross April 8, 2007 at 10:52 am

Are you kidding? I’ve seen a better fight between two girls….. They should have started the fight over and made them wear a dress.

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15 Cash Pekpek April 8, 2007 at 11:05 am

Koscheck was boring as ever. Diego was just fucking gay. They should have the green cards in UFC like in Pride Bushido. Minus 10% for every green card which is given for standing around doing nothing. Those two would have come home with about 20% of their talent fees each.

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16 Kris Karkoski April 8, 2007 at 11:06 am

The last two fights were both really shocking. The Kos/Diego fight was plain boring with neither really pressing the action and Koscheck doing just enough to win every round. Koscheck made have made me a fan not because of what he did but because of what Diego didn’t.

The Serra win was shocking to say the least but I really enjoyed watching it.

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17 lurkster April 8, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Diego scared of Kos? I think they were both scared, that’s what made the fight so boring and uneventful. Best fight of the night was Huerta by far.

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18 russ April 8, 2007 at 5:16 pm

Dude, KFC? Chicken Shit? You should have at least called him PFK, since he’s a Quebecer, even then, you shouldn’t have said that at all because you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about ;)

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19 chris April 8, 2007 at 9:18 pm

are you kidding? shoe you are a girl! stop acting tough!

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20 Mike Seiler April 8, 2007 at 11:33 pm

Even Matt Serra probably lost money on his fight. ;-) Good job on his part, though — never saw that coming. I like Matt, but I wasn’t expecting him to last 1 minute into round 1.

I’m glad Josh beat Diego. Diego went on about how exciting he is to watch and how boring Josh is. Well, that fight was boring as hell, which tells me that Josh had 100% control the whole time and there was not a single thing Diego could do about it.

I think if they both went all out and actually put on a show, the fight would have ended much earlier and Diego’s record would still be “19 and ooooooooooooooooone!”

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21 Teresa Hamill April 8, 2007 at 11:51 pm

“He made Diego Sanchez his bitch!”

Could you please take it easy on the misogyny?

Think about what this phrase means to women. What impact does it have? What images does it conjure up? Is it really appropriate to say?

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22 ShoeMoney April 9, 2007 at 12:07 am

yup thats why I am not a seo thanks for pointing that out

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23 ShoeMoney April 9, 2007 at 12:07 am

what do you mean what does it mean for women? I thought bitch was a female dog… atleast that is what I was referring to…..

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24 Dave April 9, 2007 at 12:21 am

Not sure what fight you were watching. Koscheck won – but I still think the 2 were trying to hold hands and dance more then they were trying to fight. If Koscheck advanced, Diego backed up and ran. If Diego advanced, Koscheck backed up. Neither would commit to anything other then not committing. Was a sad fight :(

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25 Amanda April 9, 2007 at 8:47 am

My friends webhosting company hosts a UFC guys website I wonder if its him

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26 jim April 9, 2007 at 9:38 am

Clever wordplay in the title :)

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27 Nathan Hannig April 9, 2007 at 7:06 pm

Glad he won, this posted reminded me of a drunk post

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28 yeyomedia April 10, 2007 at 2:17 am

I was rooting for Josh cause im sick of Diego dragging an entire trailer park to the front 20 rows at UFC events, but come on, its not like Josh made Diego pray for death or anything. If diego had landed 2 or 3 punches, fight could have gone the other way, but Josh’s “19 an 1″ coment was classic.

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29 yeyomedia April 10, 2007 at 2:23 am

Oh, and Serra was a fluke, I like Serra, he’s a great guy and a class act and I loved him on TUF 4, but … ahhh forget it, I’m still suffering from shock and depression from that fight. As soon as it ended, I’ve been on a non-stop bender of Vodka, Morphine whores and blow. Know what? It’s still not helping. Im gonna try to up the level of coke and whores and hopefully that will get me functioning again. What a fluke. More whores STAT!!!

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30 tom April 12, 2007 at 8:51 am

And UFC vs SEO would really be an amazing event to watch too. Yeah fans suck, sports would be so much better w/o fans. Only, who would watch?

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31 Fred April 12, 2007 at 11:49 am

One of the most dramatic UFC knockouts was Shonie Carter’s spinning backfist that dropped Serra. If you haven’t seen it, it’s on one of the ultimate knockout DVDs.

Congrats to Kos, I didn’t give him a chance. That guy has come a very long way. I’m most impressed with Kos and Rashad Evans development coming off the ultimate fighter show.

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32 Stuart Hannig April 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm

koscheck still looks like a bitch

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33 Dave C. April 12, 2007 at 8:27 pm

Where am I? Shit, I’ve been a Koshcheck fan since Ultimate Fighter.

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34 SAM August 31, 2007 at 11:44 am

Shoe no disrespect but I don’t know about using the B word, you might catch one of them on a bad day and get knocked out. Besides it is just bad Karma to talk trash like that. My hat is off to all of them.

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35 POOPeGifts_com March 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm

“George St. Pierre AKA KFC (the chicken shit) Got his clock cleaned by the wet towel Matt Serra.”

So what would you call what GSP did to Matt Hughes??? TWICE!!!

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