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ShoeMoney Triathlon Tomorrow – March 10, 2007

My wife has challenged me to a triathlon of sorts tomorrow. The race starts by running 1 mile then going to the basketball court and making 50 shots, then going to the pool and swimming 3 laps.

For the first event the steaks are pretty high. The winner gets to choose all restaurant and chooses what the loser will eat at the restaurant for 1 month or until the loser looses 10 lbs. We will be doing this once a month.

Anyone that knows me knows I am a fierce competitor degenerate gambler and I love to step up the stakes so I quickly offered some additional rules.

If someone should win 2 consecutive triathlon events the winner gets to choose what side of the bed they get to sleep on (this counts and home and vacation) for 6 months.

If someone should win 5 consecutive triathlon events the winner gets naming rights to our next child (can you say jeremy jr).

If someone should win 10 consecutive triathlon events the winner gets to choose where we will be buried.

Now my wife has not agreed to the 3 extra things I threw out. I think she is chicken but whatever. I will be victorious tomorrow.

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  1. coop

    are you kidding, my fingers get plenty of exercise!!!

  2. Webmaster Money

    It is good to have some excercise when you are sitting in front of the PC every day.

  3. Webmaster Money

    It is good to have some exercise regulary.

  4. jim

    This just popped up again in my Bloglines, but it looks like you have a week left until round 2 eh?

  5. fivecentnickel.com

    Still waiting on that video!

  6. fivecentnickel.com

    The picture is fake? Or the check is?

  7. Phil Van Treuren

    Hey, great post. I used your example in a post on my site, Romance Tracker, to illustrate how can build better relationships. Thanks, ShoeMoney!

  8. Daniel

    no shit man :)

  9. ToddW

    Woops, typo ;)

  10. ToddW

    That’s how to make Jeremy really loose

  11. Nathan Hannig

    those are some strict rules, hopefully next month will go your way

  12. knupNET

    Thanks for the advice jim.

  13. Gary R. Hess

    Yeah I think you are right… my mistake.

  14. jim

    and put a laxative in her tea :)

  15. jim

    Anytime you have to say “sorry for plugging my own…” you probably shouldn’t do it. That’s like saying, “I don’t mean to offend you/anyone, but [insert racial/gender slur or derogatory comment]“

  16. jim

    Shoe’s name appears but I’m pretty sure that was Mrs. Shoe.

  17. jim

    Wow, this is a great way for me to reclaim the good side. Thanks Shoe!

  18. Stuart

    Oh for sure!

  19. Maki

    Arreh? The huge check is a dummy for a magazine.

  20. ToddW

    Hope you are swimming indoors seems a weeeee bit chilly eh?

  21. ToddW

    Tie her shoes together ;)

  22. Tomse

    Ok, i have to admit it is the same here :O

  23. Adrian

    That picture of you with the Azoogle ads check is fake.

  24. Adrian

    That photo of you with the Azoogle ads check is fake.

  25. Ryan

    Of course you’ll beat her! With so much at stake how can you afford to lose?

  26. mao

    Do you have to make 50shots in a row or you can spend the whole day there? :D

  27. lyndonmaxewell

    Gee.. Put that up if you would have one. It would definitely be hilarious!

  28. Dastar

    Video? Awesome! :)

  29. commandos

    Can i be your neighbor ? any house for rent near you ? (o’.'o)

  30. Judson

    Stay strong Jeremy… I hear eating at Amigo’s isn’t that bad…

  31. Daniel

    Jeremy, next time you should pick something on your league, like challenge her to see who build the most trafficked website or the most successful affiliate program.

  32. Ahmad Uzair

    Your wife will win it.(Although you can)

  33. Gary R. Hess

    him? I hope she doesn’t read your blog or it won’t matter if you win :P

  34. Andrew Kuo

    lol, good luck Shoe!

  35. soul-healer

    this is quite funny. i voted in favour of your wife that reason why i did this is because we all compture freaks spend hrs in front of computer and we have not much physical exercise on the other hand ur wife is doing a tough job as a doctor. So i think she is more strong than you. :)

  36. knupNET

    Hey Shoe. Good luck to you! That sounds like a blast although I would STRUGGGGLE at the swimming.

    Similar to a sporting event I’m trying to get started called Getaway Games. Sorry for plugging my own event but this was right along the same lines so I couldn’t resist. Thought maybe you and your wife could come to Illinois and get a team in June :) Or maybe an ‘Internet Marketer/Blogger’ all-star team! lol…

  37. Stuart

    Yup, he could be nicknames ‘JJ’ :)

  38. Stuart

    she gets the right side doesn’t she?

  39. Stuart

    The loser needs preperation time to bring the A game so one month sounds superb

  40. ShoeMoney

    Hey Y’all, just want to say thanks for all the support. Our neighbors are judging the competition and we hope to have some video as well. I think I will out run him but will probably fall behind in the basketball and the swimming will be an even match. I am no athelete either but the whole plan is to have some fun working out. J.

  41. Stuart

    Haha, good luck at that Jeremy :)

  42. lyndonmaxewell

    Hopefully, she does. :) haha.. Be a man and let the lady choose her place!

  43. Bulbboy

    That typo could be a hint at what Shoe fears losing control of most: choosing what the loser will eat at the restaurant for 1 month.

  44. Bulbboy

    Mo for short.

    Mo’money, Mo’money…. :D

  45. fivecentnickel.com

    BTW, a highlight film would make a killer You Tube video.

  46. fivecentnickel.com

    Excellent point. Be careful what you wish for.

  47. fivecentnickel.com

    Those are some high stakes!

  48. Chad

    Go Shoe! I’m routing for ya man.

  49. Dastar

    You should have some one record it so we can watch. :)

  50. John Loch

    Yep Jeremy, I reckon you will win. It aint easy, I know I’d be stuffed in no time, the only thing that makes it happen is sheer determination.

    Good luck – but then, good luck to your wife too.. after all, who else would do all this with you (not that I know you or your wife).. :)

    JL.

  51. Rekzai

    haha shoemoney is losing

  52. Jeremy Steele

    I love the way you have “No” as option number one :P

  53. Jeremy

    I think my wife would kick my ass. Maybe a little more info on your wife’s athletic ability would give us a better gauge for voting. Good Luck anyway. Jeremy Jr. has a nice ring to it.

  54. Luis

    Go shoemoney wife!

  55. Tyler Banfield

    If you’re as good at triathlons as you are PPC, you should have no problems taking her ;)

  56. stefan

    lol

    way to spice it up

  57. tom

    Good luck.. ;) I know my wife would be beat thats for sure.

  58. Daniel

    or Money Schoemaker :)

  59. State Of Brain

    Ha, good luck. I always feel so much better when I am working out and active.

    I’m sure it will be good for you both! I’ll bet a steak on that one.

  60. Maki

    I voted no.. so prove me wrong! It seems totally sweet though.. to have mini contests with the wife.

  61. St

    Dont beat her dude. You will pay for it longer than a month!

  62. ShoeMoney

    ohh we have settled… basically its whatever she wants =)

  63. Gary R. Hess

    Sounds like a nice competition. Are either of you good at b-ball?

  64. wildbluff_matt

    Man, those stakes get pretty high by the end. If you lose play dumb and tell her you thought she meant “steaks”.

  65. sh33p

    Lot of risks there. heh How about the loser has to jog behind the other person who’s driving family vehicle, with a donut hanging out the window? Around the block of course. :)

  66. Tomse

    You haven’t settled who sleeps on which side of the bed yet? Why is that?

  67. Luke

    lol…good luck shoe…I say you name the next child Luke :)

  68. 2k a day

    That’s a great bet! You should do it every week.

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