Jenna Jameson How Ugly Have You Become

by Jeremy Schoemaker on February 27, 2007 · 77 comments

Seriously I saw you at the oscars with your loser boyfriend Tito Ortiz (ya my boy Liddell whooped you YET AGAIN). WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND PUNK!

Seriously Jenna wtf? Why do you look so bad now? And no I am not just bringing this up because your wuss boyfriend told me to fu*k off when I asked for a picture with you.

Also I would wish Matt Hughes luck this saturday night but he will own. Luck is not involved. I feel sorry for the punk he is fighting.


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1 Gary R. Hess February 27, 2007 at 8:36 pm

Not sure this is the reason but, the makeup used in some studios is horrible on the skin causing increased aging. Also, I’m sure she has had a few plastic surgeries…

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2 Michael February 27, 2007 at 8:43 pm

OMG. And I’m reading her autobiography right now. She looks incredible in the book. Time is a b*tch.

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3 Johnny Cash February 27, 2007 at 8:45 pm

Could care less about JJ, but what the fuck, Couture is out of retirement agaiN????? Put him in the ring against CroCop so he can finally retire in his grave! :D

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4 King Chris February 27, 2007 at 8:46 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, she got all that damn money and can’t afford to take care of that mug. Get Excited porn fans the next DVD to hit the shelves is gonna be “Red Facial”.

And Shoe, this is probably mad late but this pic here http://www.shoemoney.com/gallery/v/misc/AzoogleAds_Check.html would me much more believable if the reflection in the Hummer matched up but let me shut up though because I haven’t held a $500,000 dollar anything.

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5 L.J. April 26, 2010 at 11:59 pm

Dude! you can also see that there is no reflection of the check you are holding in your shadow on the ground! which only validates that there is no reflection in the hummer, which ultimately confirms that there is no check in your hands! why would you photoshop that pic to mislead your readers into thinking you received such a check like that Jeremy? I am a little disappointed because you have motivated and inspired me to work hard with internet marketing knowing that the possibility exists to make such an amount of money with this form of advertising. You owe your readers one of two things, and possibly both… An explanation, and possibly an apology…

That’s all I expect from you and you owe us at least that much.

I’m sure we’re all a very understanding and forgiving bunch, we obviously value your opinion and advice, but please validate what is being seen , or “not seen” here.

Thank you very much, I appreciate it

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6 Jeremy Schoemaker April 27, 2010 at 12:04 am

yes… duh

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7 derrich February 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm

No way that’s her. Really???

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8 Tyler Banfield February 27, 2007 at 8:58 pm

She’s slowly turning into Tabitha Stevens

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9 Duncan February 27, 2007 at 9:11 pm

Girlfriend been spending too much time in the sun by the looks of it. Dried up prune affect in full use, maybe we need to send her some sunscreen? :-)

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10 ToddW February 27, 2007 at 9:12 pm

Age/Time + Sun/Tanning = Made her age about 100x faster than normal!! Gross.

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11 ToddW February 27, 2007 at 9:13 pm

Of course, if guyspicked up that book and she was nasty they’d put it down and move on ;)

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12 Dastar February 27, 2007 at 9:39 pm

Oh man…… gonna have nightmares tonight. And look at her boyfriend……. his jaw is bigger then the rest of his head.

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13 Tye February 27, 2007 at 10:02 pm

How big is her boyfriends head?

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14 kektex February 27, 2007 at 10:20 pm

Yeah I was reading about her on GFY yesterday.
She reminds me of Nicole Ritchie when she was at the height of her doing drugs/eating disorder phase.
I highly doubt it but I hope she looks in a mirror and realizes what she’s done to herself, ‘cos there’s no way that’s natural aging…

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15 ToddW February 27, 2007 at 10:20 pm

You know she’s ugly when ppl are asking about her boyfriend ;)

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16 Ryan February 27, 2007 at 10:21 pm

I’m not sure what’s the deal with this picture but when she gets made up for photo shoots she’s still hot. Just check her MySpace.

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17 Rockwell February 27, 2007 at 10:27 pm

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway…

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18 Jeremy Steele February 27, 2007 at 10:31 pm

I think I’m going to be sick….. *barf*

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19 How to start a clothing line from scratch February 27, 2007 at 10:43 pm

she does look pretty darn bad…lol

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20 Andrew Johnson February 27, 2007 at 11:15 pm

You are being hard on her guys, its obvious the photographer just caught her from an unflattering angle ;)

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21 natekapi February 27, 2007 at 11:23 pm

WOW!!! She looks absolutely horrible in these pics!!! OMG. I saw her a month ago at the Adult Expo thing in Vegas and she looked hot. WTF did she do in the past month?!?

Tito on the other hand, has always looked stupid. His head is sooooo friggin huge. Talk about a meat head.

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22 Dan February 28, 2007 at 12:10 am

She’s starting to look like a man and that skin is getting a very leathery texture. Her better days are definetly behind her :)

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23 Stuart February 28, 2007 at 12:56 am

C’mon shoe, are you trying to make me throw up all over myself? Never knew she was that damn ugly.

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24 Tye February 28, 2007 at 1:15 am

I look pretty hot when I get made up for photo shoots too :)

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25 John Loch February 28, 2007 at 2:48 am

I cant believe I didnt notice that when I saw it.

That Shoe is a scam artiste !! ;)

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26 John Loch February 28, 2007 at 2:50 am

Well, I’d prolly jubble the jigglies.. no, scratch that, the wig would fall off :)

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27 Ahmad Uzair February 28, 2007 at 3:46 am

plastic surgery is useless.turn the hot jenna to betty!

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28 kuzbo February 28, 2007 at 3:50 am

We got the pics up before them but we’ll let you off ;)

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29 wildbluff_matt February 28, 2007 at 6:12 am

Oh Jenna you have fallen so far. That really sucks. The overkill tan is just too much, but the puffy lips sure aren’t helping either.

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30 wildbluff_matt February 28, 2007 at 6:16 am

Mmkay, Mr. Mackey.

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31 wildbluff_matt February 28, 2007 at 6:18 am

Yeah, studio magic can go a long way when they can post-edit. But out on the red carpet is another story.

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32 jim February 28, 2007 at 7:22 am

Geeze, she looks like all the other old ladies who have had too much sun and too much makeup to compensated… gross. it’s a good thing she’ll never age in her movies hahahah

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33 SonicReducer February 28, 2007 at 10:25 am

LOL, haven’t heard that one in years!

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34 Brian Despain February 28, 2007 at 10:36 am

Well given than Jenna’s net worth is over $70 million she can look that used I guess.

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35 Chuck February 28, 2007 at 11:03 am

or maybe it’s just the inner rot of someone who’s spent their adult life selling themself and their values like a piece of meat finally coming to the surface.

ain’t no makeup that can hide that kind of disintegration…it comes from the roots up.

that being said, maybe it’s because i’m now on the cusp of being officially OLD…but I get so tired of everyone, but especially women, having themselves stabbed and cut up trying to look 20 years younger. just be yourselves, ladies…the world needs more people who are concerned with the beauty on the inside than those who can’t see past the surface. so…be one. quit selling yourselves short.

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36 Judson February 28, 2007 at 11:54 am

Aww come on who doesn’t love the California Raisens and a dancing UFC fighter?

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37 Jamie February 28, 2007 at 12:02 pm

ouch! Just make sure you don’t one up the drinkbait/hatbait crew with a punchbait experience next time you go to a UFC fight. That’s not the sort of guy I’d publicly call out..

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38 Dastar February 28, 2007 at 12:31 pm

True, haha! :)

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39 fish February 28, 2007 at 12:41 pm

Oh the photos get even better… check these puppies out.
http://music.aol.com/feature/sexiest-list-jenna-jameson-gallery

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40 Dastar February 28, 2007 at 12:58 pm

I remember Nintendo from the geekvillage forums ago. He’s got a much older picture as his avatar on there. I was surprised to see how much he’s changed in a recent pic he posted at DP. Anyway, happy 30th! years

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41 Dastar February 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm

dang it, posted on the wrong blog post. Ugh. Nintendo won’t be pleased now. :(

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42 Stuart February 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm

Not sure if it’s the makeup, or some other substance that she seems to always have on her face. *cough*

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43 Stuart February 28, 2007 at 4:02 pm

Please, not like the Family guy sunscreen though man, lol.

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44 jim February 28, 2007 at 5:22 pm

Steroids have some nasty side effects…

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45 jim February 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm

Ever see that airbrushing comparison thing floating around Digg or whatever a few months ago? They could make Rosie look like a supermodel with enough time.

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46 wildbluff_matt February 28, 2007 at 5:56 pm

What? You mean you don’t find Rosie incredibly hot as it?? Weird, guess it’s just me.

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47 wildbluff_matt February 28, 2007 at 5:58 pm

That’s sad. I guess it was inevitable.

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48 fivecentnickel.com February 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm

Yikes! That scared me when I scrolled down.

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49 Marko February 28, 2007 at 8:23 pm

All that Botox is no bueno.

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50 ToddW February 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm

MORE? Who wants to see more of that :( ICKY!

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51 Stuart February 28, 2007 at 11:26 pm

Steroids? More like botox.

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52 GADOOD March 1, 2007 at 5:33 am

One of your posters mentioned certain substances that female bodybuilders use to ahem ‘enhance’ their figure.

Check Madonna when it’s alleged she was ‘using’ . . .
http://www.absolutely.net/madonna/index.jpg

Notice the brow and jaw on both of them – this isn’t plastic surgery.. it’s so they can have a better figure (low body fat & muscle).. unfortunately it makes them look horrendous in the face they begin to look like men!

Regards,

Pete

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53 jim March 1, 2007 at 7:24 am

The beef jerky skin is what gets me…

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54 sknydave March 1, 2007 at 9:16 am

Chris Lytle is one of the nicest guys in MMA… Calling him a punk.. tisk tisk

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55 Daniel March 1, 2007 at 9:44 am

I would still tap that…

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56 Joe March 1, 2007 at 11:15 am

Wow…how people change over the years , she still isn’t making films now is she…..

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57 iggy March 1, 2007 at 2:53 pm

holy smokes! that’s insane – thanks for the heads up, shoe.

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58 Romain Levesque March 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm

Most of us would lol cmon guys who are we kidding!Looks good from the back:-)

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59 Jacob Schlottke March 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm

She looks weathered… lol

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60 Maki March 1, 2007 at 11:58 pm

Okay, she’s way too tanned and shriveled now. She used to be really hot though, when she had long blonde hair.

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61 Daniel March 2, 2007 at 5:33 am

yeah this would make sense! someone might want to do a research around that…

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62 wildbluff_matt March 2, 2007 at 7:35 am

Where’s the Bury button?? This keeps scaring me when I return.

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63 celebroundup.com March 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm

A “heart breaker” indeed.

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64 Chris Alexander March 2, 2007 at 10:23 pm

I think she looks horrible in that picture, but i’m sure that’s one of her worst pictures at the moment. Either way, I know back in the day (or maybe like, a couple years ago), she was fine as fine could be.

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65 Harry L March 5, 2007 at 10:32 pm

Tell me you’re joking. Thats not Jenna Jameson, that’s really
Joan Rivers, right?

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66 Tracy March 7, 2007 at 5:53 am

Damn, that must have been some mean-ass wall that she hit. Now instead of being a two-bagger with those big ole fake ones, she is a three bagger because you need one for that head.

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67 State Of Brain March 7, 2007 at 6:51 am

Haha, I never realized what a honking big head Tito Ortiz has. No wonder those guys can take so many punches to the face.

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68 Nathan Hannig March 8, 2007 at 6:41 pm

Yeah porn stars can only look so good for a little while, but that while is enough to make them rich…

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69 Jeremy Miller March 9, 2007 at 2:29 pm

She really fell of the wagon, and I mean hard. She used to be on of the few porn stars who was actually pretty. Now she looks dried up and used.

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70 Memnock April 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm

That’s clearly a photoshop. A trained eye can spot that a mile away.

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71 krillz April 9, 2007 at 3:08 pm

Somebody fell asleep in the solarium and woke up after 5 years. Damn uggly!

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72 Sodium Ascorbate : October 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm

i think that plastic surgeries are becoming a routine procedure for very rich people `

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73 Palmer Bockenstedt November 18, 2010 at 6:45 am

vanity leads to more plastic surgery procedures. people are becoming more conscious about their appearance ,~;

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