Jenna Jameson How Ugly Have You Become

Posted on: February 27th, 2007 by Jeremy Schoemaker

Seriously I saw you at the oscars with your loser boyfriend Tito Ortiz (ya my boy Liddell whooped you YET AGAIN). WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND PUNK!

Seriously Jenna wtf? Why do you look so bad now? And no I am not just bringing this up because your wuss boyfriend told me to fu*k off when I asked for a picture with you.

Also I would wish Matt Hughes luck this saturday night but he will own. Luck is not involved. I feel sorry for the punk he is fighting.


Hat tip to the superficial (because you’re ugly)

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73 Comments. What Say You?

  1. krillz
    April 9, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Somebody fell asleep in the solarium and woke up after 5 years. Damn uggly!

  2. Memnock
    April 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    That’s clearly a photoshop. A trained eye can spot that a mile away.

  3. Jeremy Miller
    March 9, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    She really fell of the wagon, and I mean hard. She used to be on of the few porn stars who was actually pretty. Now she looks dried up and used.

  4. Nathan Hannig
    March 8, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Yeah porn stars can only look so good for a little while, but that while is enough to make them rich…

  5. State Of Brain
    March 7, 2007 at 6:51 am

    Haha, I never realized what a honking big head Tito Ortiz has. No wonder those guys can take so many punches to the face.

  6. Tracy
    March 7, 2007 at 5:53 am

    Damn, that must have been some mean-ass wall that she hit. Now instead of being a two-bagger with those big ole fake ones, she is a three bagger because you need one for that head.

  7. Harry L
    March 5, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Tell me you’re joking. Thats not Jenna Jameson, that’s really
    Joan Rivers, right?

  8. Chris Alexander
    March 2, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    I think she looks horrible in that picture, but i’m sure that’s one of her worst pictures at the moment. Either way, I know back in the day (or maybe like, a couple years ago), she was fine as fine could be.

  9. celebroundup.com
    March 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    A “heart breaker” indeed.

  10. wildbluff_matt
    March 2, 2007 at 7:35 am

    Where’s the Bury button?? This keeps scaring me when I return.

  11. Daniel
    March 2, 2007 at 5:33 am

    yeah this would make sense! someone might want to do a research around that…

  12. Maki
    March 1, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    Okay, she’s way too tanned and shriveled now. She used to be really hot though, when she had long blonde hair.

  13. Jacob Schlottke
    March 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    She looks weathered… lol

  14. Romain Levesque
    March 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Most of us would lol cmon guys who are we kidding!Looks good from the back:-)

  15. iggy
    March 1, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    holy smokes! that’s insane – thanks for the heads up, shoe.

  16. Joe
    March 1, 2007 at 11:15 am

    Wow…how people change over the years , she still isn’t making films now is she…..

  17. Daniel
    March 1, 2007 at 9:44 am

    I would still tap that…

  18. sknydave
    March 1, 2007 at 9:16 am

    Chris Lytle is one of the nicest guys in MMA… Calling him a punk.. tisk tisk

  19. jim
    March 1, 2007 at 7:24 am

    The beef jerky skin is what gets me…

  20. GADOOD
    March 1, 2007 at 5:33 am

    One of your posters mentioned certain substances that female bodybuilders use to ahem ‘enhance’ their figure.

    Check Madonna when it’s alleged she was ‘using’ . . .
    http://www.absolutely.net/madonna/index.jpg

    Notice the brow and jaw on both of them – this isn’t plastic surgery.. it’s so they can have a better figure (low body fat & muscle).. unfortunately it makes them look horrendous in the face they begin to look like men!

    Regards,

    Pete

  21. Stuart
    February 28, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    Steroids? More like botox.

  22. ToddW
    February 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    MORE? Who wants to see more of that :( ICKY!

  23. Marko
    February 28, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    All that Botox is no bueno.

  24. fivecentnickel.com
    February 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    Yikes! That scared me when I scrolled down.

  25. wildbluff_matt
    February 28, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    That’s sad. I guess it was inevitable.

  26. wildbluff_matt
    February 28, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    What? You mean you don’t find Rosie incredibly hot as it?? Weird, guess it’s just me.

  27. jim
    February 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    Ever see that airbrushing comparison thing floating around Digg or whatever a few months ago? They could make Rosie look like a supermodel with enough time.

  28. jim
    February 28, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    Steroids have some nasty side effects…

  29. Stuart
    February 28, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Please, not like the Family guy sunscreen though man, lol.

  30. Stuart
    February 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Not sure if it’s the makeup, or some other substance that she seems to always have on her face. *cough*

  31. Dastar
    February 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    dang it, posted on the wrong blog post. Ugh. Nintendo won’t be pleased now. :(

  32. Dastar
    February 28, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    I remember Nintendo from the geekvillage forums ago. He’s got a much older picture as his avatar on there. I was surprised to see how much he’s changed in a recent pic he posted at DP. Anyway, happy 30th! years

  33. fish
    February 28, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Oh the photos get even better… check these puppies out.
    http://music.aol.com/feature/sexiest-list-jenna-jameson-gallery

  34. Dastar
    February 28, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    True, haha! :)

  35. Jamie
    February 28, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    ouch! Just make sure you don’t one up the drinkbait/hatbait crew with a punchbait experience next time you go to a UFC fight. That’s not the sort of guy I’d publicly call out..

  36. Judson
    February 28, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Aww come on who doesn’t love the California Raisens and a dancing UFC fighter?

  37. Chuck
    February 28, 2007 at 11:03 am

    or maybe it’s just the inner rot of someone who’s spent their adult life selling themself and their values like a piece of meat finally coming to the surface.

    ain’t no makeup that can hide that kind of disintegration…it comes from the roots up.

    that being said, maybe it’s because i’m now on the cusp of being officially OLD…but I get so tired of everyone, but especially women, having themselves stabbed and cut up trying to look 20 years younger. just be yourselves, ladies…the world needs more people who are concerned with the beauty on the inside than those who can’t see past the surface. so…be one. quit selling yourselves short.

  38. Brian Despain
    February 28, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Well given than Jenna’s net worth is over $70 million she can look that used I guess.

  39. SonicReducer
    February 28, 2007 at 10:25 am

    LOL, haven’t heard that one in years!

  40. jim
    February 28, 2007 at 7:22 am

    Geeze, she looks like all the other old ladies who have had too much sun and too much makeup to compensated… gross. it’s a good thing she’ll never age in her movies hahahah

  41. wildbluff_matt
    February 28, 2007 at 6:18 am

    Yeah, studio magic can go a long way when they can post-edit. But out on the red carpet is another story.

  42. wildbluff_matt
    February 28, 2007 at 6:16 am

    Mmkay, Mr. Mackey.

  43. wildbluff_matt
    February 28, 2007 at 6:12 am

    Oh Jenna you have fallen so far. That really sucks. The overkill tan is just too much, but the puffy lips sure aren’t helping either.

  44. kuzbo
    February 28, 2007 at 3:50 am

    We got the pics up before them but we’ll let you off ;)

  45. Ahmad Uzair
    February 28, 2007 at 3:46 am

    plastic surgery is useless.turn the hot jenna to betty!

  46. John Loch
    February 28, 2007 at 2:50 am

    Well, I’d prolly jubble the jigglies.. no, scratch that, the wig would fall off :)

  47. John Loch
    February 28, 2007 at 2:48 am

    I cant believe I didnt notice that when I saw it.

    That Shoe is a scam artiste !! ;)

  48. Tye
    February 28, 2007 at 1:15 am

    I look pretty hot when I get made up for photo shoots too :)

  49. Stuart
    February 28, 2007 at 12:56 am

    C’mon shoe, are you trying to make me throw up all over myself? Never knew she was that damn ugly.

  50. Dan
    February 28, 2007 at 12:10 am

    She’s starting to look like a man and that skin is getting a very leathery texture. Her better days are definetly behind her :)

  51. natekapi
    February 27, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    WOW!!! She looks absolutely horrible in these pics!!! OMG. I saw her a month ago at the Adult Expo thing in Vegas and she looked hot. WTF did she do in the past month?!?

    Tito on the other hand, has always looked stupid. His head is sooooo friggin huge. Talk about a meat head.

  52. Andrew Johnson
    February 27, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    You are being hard on her guys, its obvious the photographer just caught her from an unflattering angle ;)

  53. How to start a clothing line from scratch
    February 27, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    she does look pretty darn bad…lol

  54. Jeremy Steele
    February 27, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    I think I’m going to be sick….. *barf*

  55. Rockwell
    February 27, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    like throwing a hotdog down a hallway…

  56. Ryan
    February 27, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    I’m not sure what’s the deal with this picture but when she gets made up for photo shoots she’s still hot. Just check her MySpace.

  57. ToddW
    February 27, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    You know she’s ugly when ppl are asking about her boyfriend ;)

  58. kektex
    February 27, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Yeah I was reading about her on GFY yesterday.
    She reminds me of Nicole Ritchie when she was at the height of her doing drugs/eating disorder phase.
    I highly doubt it but I hope she looks in a mirror and realizes what she’s done to herself, ‘cos there’s no way that’s natural aging…

  59. Tye
    February 27, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    How big is her boyfriends head?

  60. Dastar
    February 27, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    Oh man…… gonna have nightmares tonight. And look at her boyfriend……. his jaw is bigger then the rest of his head.

  61. ToddW
    February 27, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Of course, if guyspicked up that book and she was nasty they’d put it down and move on ;)

  62. ToddW
    February 27, 2007 at 9:12 pm

    Age/Time + Sun/Tanning = Made her age about 100x faster than normal!! Gross.

  63. Duncan
    February 27, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    Girlfriend been spending too much time in the sun by the looks of it. Dried up prune affect in full use, maybe we need to send her some sunscreen? :-)

  64. Tyler Banfield
    February 27, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    She’s slowly turning into Tabitha Stevens

  65. derrich
    February 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    No way that’s her. Really???

  66. King Chris
    February 27, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, she got all that damn money and can’t afford to take care of that mug. Get Excited porn fans the next DVD to hit the shelves is gonna be “Red Facial”.

    And Shoe, this is probably mad late but this pic here http://www.shoemoney.com/gallery/v/misc/AzoogleAds_Check.html would me much more believable if the reflection in the Hummer matched up but let me shut up though because I haven’t held a $500,000 dollar anything.

  67. Johnny Cash
    February 27, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    Could care less about JJ, but what the fuck, Couture is out of retirement agaiN????? Put him in the ring against CroCop so he can finally retire in his grave! :D

  68. Michael
    February 27, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    OMG. And I’m reading her autobiography right now. She looks incredible in the book. Time is a b*tch.

  69. Gary R. Hess
    February 27, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    Not sure this is the reason but, the makeup used in some studios is horrible on the skin causing increased aging. Also, I’m sure she has had a few plastic surgeries…

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