Anna Nicole Smiths Baby Daddy

by Jeremy Schoemaker on February 9, 2007 · 38 comments

Ok seriously. I have not seen a mystery like this since the whole who shot J.R. Ewing. And I am probably showing my age with that…

So who do you think the father of Anna Nicole Smiths Baby is?

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1 FLYPITCHER February 9, 2007 at 4:10 pm

She is someone’s daughter, someone’s mother, let her rest in peace.
You probably did not fully think this through as at the time it probalby seemed “funny”.
But it just makes you look stupid and callous.
May nothing ever happen to your daughter so you don’t feel hurt. Be careful of the Karma. Peace.

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2 ShoeMoney February 9, 2007 at 4:18 pm

I thought I made it obvious I was stupid and callous a long time ago? O well keep reading.

Actually I am truly concerned who the baby’s father is. Do you want the baby not to grow up with its father? Maybe you should think things through before throwing bricks from your glass house!

Also if i died tomorrow my daughter would know who her father is. I hope Anna Nicoles Smiths daughter someday finds out who her father is.

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3 eric February 9, 2007 at 4:24 pm

Amen shoe its not your fault Anna Nicole was a dumb whore who thought of herself before her family. You ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL MAN

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4 Matt February 9, 2007 at 5:09 pm

lol

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5 Sultan February 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm

Fb- is the father…

Wait wrong window i thought i was on Totalfark

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6 Hoodmonkey February 9, 2007 at 6:34 pm

I thought I was the father?

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7 Ace February 9, 2007 at 7:26 pm

I AM!

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8 John February 9, 2007 at 10:43 pm

Death is never funny but today I realized that I own annanicholemith.com totally forgot I bought that while enjoying a cocktail in the evening. Suddenly it gets a few visits.

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9 SELaplana February 10, 2007 at 12:24 am

i think, it’s birkhead.

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10 Derek February 10, 2007 at 1:12 am

You forgot to add in one of the most disgusting rumors of all. There was allegedly someoen proclaiming that her son, Daniel Smith, was the father.

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11 Calvin February 10, 2007 at 1:34 am

Yeah…she’s making a headline in our local dailies here in Malaysia too. While she was alive, there is no question who the baby should live with. But now it entirely different. I agree with those who concerned about who the baby should live with. The last thing we want is that her baby will be given up for an adoption – worst to orphanage house.

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12 ViciousSummer February 10, 2007 at 3:51 am

It’s JR Ewing…

I’m sure it’s Larry Birkhead. He wouldn’t be fighting so hard and she wouldn’t be putting up such a fight, if he wasn’t the baby daddy. Poor kid :( .

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13 Jerry Springer February 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm

Shoemoney, you ARE the father!!!

(Sorry, couldn’t resist)

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14 Duncan February 11, 2007 at 2:52 am

If Danny Sullivan is on the list, shouldn’t Jason Calacanis be there…or does fathering a child make you snake oil salesman in a bad suit trying to get really large breasted women to sign long-term commitments? :-)

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15 Benj Arriola February 11, 2007 at 7:01 am

Hahaha, funny, right after voting, it’s funny seeing my vote as the top result.

This just shows that name recall really works in votes. So if you are running for some government election, just try to get your name out there to as many people as you can and you win the name recall game. Most probably you will win the election as well.

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16 POLiSH February 11, 2007 at 4:56 pm

I voted for Danny & life still goes on in the world of SEO.

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17 brian February 12, 2007 at 7:01 am

We need to get them all on Maury Povitch

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18 Brian Mark February 13, 2007 at 10:36 am

I thought Darth Vader was… oh, never mind. Wrong soap opera.

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19 erika February 16, 2007 at 2:12 pm

come on get real. The poor lady is dead at least show some damn respect. Dont have her go out like that. let her R.I.P

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20 erika February 16, 2007 at 2:14 pm

THANK YOU you seem to be the only person who realize that.

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21 erika February 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm

i dont think that the baby is howard sterns but if you look at all of the photos that is what anna wannted and that is also what he wants, but i also think that howard is only in this for the money i hope someone sees that but dont let that mother near that baby!

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22 MARIA February 16, 2007 at 8:23 pm

I’M SO GLAD IN MY HEART.. THAT SOMEONE FEELS LIKE US.. LET NICOLE … PASS.. AND WE CELEBRATE WHAT SHE HAD AND HER BER REMEMBEREDX..XXXX

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23 A concernced mother February 17, 2007 at 10:09 pm

I would adopt the baby and change her name so she could have a normal life not to follow in the paths of her mother. Maybe she could grow up knowing Jesus and His love.

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24 Marie February 17, 2007 at 10:13 pm

I would adopt the baby and change her name so she could have a normal life unlike her mother. Maybe none of these men are the dad. Her mother beat her why should she have the baby. Maybe baby Danielle Lynn Hope could know Jesus!

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25 Marie February 17, 2007 at 10:15 pm

I would adopt baby and give her a new name so she could have a normal life. Maybe she could grow up to know Jesus!

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26 Marie February 17, 2007 at 10:17 pm

I would adopt her and change her name so she could have a normal life. Not to repeat her mother’s life. Maybe she could know Jesus!

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27 lulu February 19, 2007 at 4:25 pm

i sincerily hope the lawyer is the father of the baby he loves her so much

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28 lulu February 19, 2007 at 4:32 pm

no one has the right to call her a whore let her rest in peace and do her will people who lqugh and call her names probably should clean their own back yards………p.s let her rest in peace and again her wishes should be granted no matter who the father is or was.her lawyer would be the best father…………..God p.s. may her soul rest in peace…….

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29 derrik February 27, 2007 at 3:03 pm

can i get in on this?

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30 jim March 2, 2007 at 10:45 pm

i don’t mind the poll for who her father is, that’s just good natured fun, but calling her a whore? that’s low.

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31 jim March 2, 2007 at 10:46 pm

Danny Sullivan… godfather of seo… father of anna nicole’s baby.

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32 Jeremy Miller March 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Funny thing is it doesn’t matter. Howard K. Stern made sure that no one would be getting Anna’s money, not even the baby. He was a smart, albeit, crooked lawyer/lover.

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33 Jordan April 15, 2007 at 8:53 am

Let the woman rest?she’s been let to rest along time ago.Her baby is the one who should left alone and given to her father,..Howard Stern.

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34 Jordan April 15, 2007 at 8:58 am

you obviously have no respect for women, nevermind the dead.you are lower than low.

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