Getting a H2 Hummer LUX package SUV Hummer for your birthday from your wife: KICKASS
Getting it home and getting it stuck in your garage cause its to tall with the 22in rims you had to have:
PRICELESS
So you are probably asking your self how this is possible… well see what had happen was I was driving it in slow and the front was fine then the back raised up a little as the tires went over the entrence and the back bar got wedged =P
No worries they are coming to take the bars off tomorrow (the luggage bars)
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Hummer, thats a name of a fish in Swedish. Well a car is almost as good I guess…
Well, I also saw your post about the Mac you got for your birthday! Again, man, you get great gifts!
OMG! That’s hilarious. I can’t even believe you answered that!
“ShoeMoney”, I have a serious question. I got a death threat from a reader. A really scary one. They actually said they were going to hurt my kids and even went as far as stressing the 7 of them. They used a contact form. They didn’t have my email address. All because one of my sites broke a frame????
Do high profile bloggers like you ever get crazy threats like that? Just wondering.
godamnit are you a old girlfriend? =(
you blantently mave a small penis
I don’t think Shoe needs to worry bout the gas since he works at home. Neighbors probably think you are a drug dealer. How can he afford that he never goes to work!
whoa! can i have the old car? haha
I forgive you for you do not know what you are doing.
Now you have a family maybe you will see sense.
Stop killing our planet.
Every little action causes the butterfly effect.
I finally made enough with AdSense to buy myelf a Subaru WRX, my dream car.
The Internet is a wonderful thing.
hippie foreigner vehicle? try yuppie domestic… it’s made by GM.
You do the math. Maybe he isn’t as stupid as you believe. There are 2 typed of people in this world: Followers, like you, who are also usually losers, and Winners, who are never followers. Those who succeed are wise enough to make their own decisions, and can usually see through the BS; those who fail to succeed usually do so because they can’t think for themselves and follow the crowd; the WRONG crowd.
So, have another sip of the kool aid and continue to believe YOU are th enlightened one, lol.
You need some of these puppies to drop the Shoemoney logo on the wheels… Pimpstar Rims
Watch out, Shawn’s Hummer got stolen today…haha
So the line forms here then?
Nice wheels. Is it a hybrid? lol But what’s with the dog. Looks like you blurred his face to protect his identity.
I like to get hummers, but yours has a lasting quality.
My first thought was to let the air out of the tires, but that would be too easy. Then I thought, why didn’t you get your lazy a** over to the toolbox and grab a measuring tape beforehand, but, again, that would have made too much sense. Now I am convinced of this fact: not everyone can handle a hummer.
Nice gift Shoemoney! You would get taxed out of existence in the UK for not being environmentally friendly with a gas-guzzler like that. I have a comparatively small 4 x 4 that attracts disapproving stares and I am quite an environmentally aware person!
Thanks anonymous guy. I cant get enough of these “I hate hummer sites” I am going to do a post about them soon.
Anyone who has anti-hummer resources please contribute in this post.
http://www.andkon.com/stuf/hummer/
Lucky you didnt write the title as “My wife gave me a hummer for my birthday” :S
I figured you would get a Hummer, being the Bush supporter you are. Are you seriously in the 29% who still support Bush? Unbelievable how you can be so successful with marketing but so stupid with everything else.
Hunox, thats the H1 that they are discontinuing.
BTW, 9MPG? OUCH! My old Jeep, a ‘77 wagoneer got 6MPG, my new car is a turbo-diesel jetta… 43mpg!
Now you can race Shawn
Are cellphones allowed to be used at gs stations in the states?
Here in the UK, phones are supposed to be turned off when filling up on petrol.
Apparently they announced that they are going to stop producing those. You got it at the right time
Careful! Your dog is gonna scratch the paint!
Just let some air out of the tires and back it out : )
GREAT RIDE!!! I’d say you’re both smart and lucky to have such a wonderful wife!!! Sorry about the “garage door oops”! Hope all is well now! So .. do I get a ride in it when you guys are here?
My love to you, J, and Baby!!!
MEGA HUGS!!!!!!!!!
Aunt C
Whats funny is I somewhat know the guy who owns that site. As soon as I get the shoemoney stickers on it I am going to send in a picture of me giving it the bird. The funny thing is he drives a Tahoe =P Its so much fun manipulating the public eh ?
haha I am always game! winners choice black or white hat
An H2! I hope you aren’t planning on getting those spinning hubcaps! You know Shoe, you lost a couple hundred pounds… You should be able to fit in a normal sized vehicle now. You’re going to need a baby monitor to hear the little one way in the back of that thing…
The Prius is my personal choice, but you might git yer arse whupped in Nebraska for driving a hippie foreigner car like that.
This is one of my fav H2 sites =)
FUH2
That’s awesome! I drive an F250 and I get 11! The nice thing about high profile vehicles is that people can’t see the scratches on top
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I know the Original Hummer could inflate and deflate the tires based on terrain. Don’t know if the H2 can do that, but maybe you could let out some air to get in and out of the garage! In the second pic it looks like your dog is looking at the garage door saying… damn!
Tell your wife she has good taste for not falling for the posing H3.
I expect to see a Shoemoney logo’d wheel cover on that spare ASAP.
I get 16 in my Jeep Cherokee, so how about a contest for what it costs to fill up from near empty, verify it with a cell phone pic, and give away a shoemoney baseball hat.
Suprisingly its getting 9 miles to the gallon on average. Exactly on par with my dads suburbon and just slightly better then my Tahoe was.
Damn you better keep busy on the ringtones with the way those gas prices are going!
Oh yeah and Happy Birthday.
A Hummer? Oh boy, why didn’t you have a proper car like mine? Eheh!
I live in Tokyo and seeing Hummers everywhere. Totally unnecessary, but they catch an unbelievable amount of attention.
It seems like, “My car is BIG and my _______ is BIGGER!”
Very nice! I’m motivated now!
Nice! Now you need a boat.
Thats a nice Hummer Shoe! Get your Shoemoney logo in the back window for advertising and write the car note off as an advertising expense and the gas you use to. Just a suggestion! BLK on BLK H2 thats REAL BIG.
tell exxon i said hi
oh wow. lol. i hope it didnt get badly scratched! what luck
I still prefer the original Hummers (H1).
did u hint 2 her u wanted a car 2?
I officially hate you now… enjoy.
nice ride, enjoy it!
ok so now that you have this hummer…can i have the charger?
What is up with these home builders? I see your garage roof is plenty high but your garage doors are standard height. Don’t these builders understand that toys such as boats and hummers etc are a little taller then the average car. Oh well. This is why I have always bought property with enough room for a shop with a 16 ft ceiling and at least 1 really tall door. If my wife would let me I would build a 100 x 100 ft shop with a little house attached. hehe….
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