Sept 22-25 I will be at Havokfest in Fairfax, VA. This is my first time going to Havokfest but with a combination of strippers, beer, and computers how can you go wrong?
If you want havokfest gear to wear around like you went you can get it here
P.S. Please stop emailing me and asking me when and where havokfest is. If you dont know you are not invited.
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October 9, 2008 at 4:40 am
all the best for the first time
August 7, 2006 at 7:38 am
JS, you forget to tell them it’s nothing more than a scrabble tournament…
Oh, the faces on those would-be gatecrashers.
December 19, 2005 at 10:03 am
f*** i missed it again
(((((((((((((((( always next year:(
September 23, 2005 at 10:05 am
Sounds outa control – will there be a live webcam broadcast of the event? I’ll echo DrJ’s comments about the nosy people – BTW, is she really your wife and if so, hats off to her for not only a funny post, but letting you go “play” for the weekend.
P.S. I suggested this in an Email to the Havocfest drink/cocktail organizator – a Hulk Drop Martini might be appropriate for you guys – just make sure no Puny Humans jump off the roof as the Big Green Guy did!
September 13, 2005 at 4:35 pm
And to think, that i’m invited and won’t be attending, wonder how many people are going to beg for my slot, knowing they have less than a snowball’s chance in phoenix, arizona in the middle of a heatwave?
September 13, 2005 at 12:39 pm
welll we’d be sure to hit you up to spend some cash except your phone number is either too many or too few digits.. and you spelled liquor wrong.
thank you drive through!
September 12, 2005 at 11:06 pm
I am not the shot caller for this thing at havokfest so I will check with those who are to see if we are still looking for any services.
HOWEVER I will be in to personally evaluate your facilities and in particular your nakid wings and crab legs.
September 12, 2005 at 11:01 pm
Shoe-
I am the manager of the Lee Highway Hooters in Fairfax. If you are looking to have your party catered for cheap call and ask for xxxxx.
ps – please dont list my name or number
September 12, 2005 at 10:51 pm
I own a liquer store in Fairfax and would give you boys a great deal on some booze.
Hit me up 71723412
September 12, 2005 at 10:36 pm
yes.
September 12, 2005 at 8:45 am
Can you ever have too many strippers or beers at your party?
September 11, 2005 at 5:22 pm
I vote that we allow outsiders in at 1g a head. This will pay for our beer and strippers. Thoughts?
September 11, 2005 at 11:32 am
We are planning on being in attendence
Just waiting on Dr J’s schedule to make sure we are golden to RSVP!
September 11, 2005 at 2:16 am
Haha…that is awesome. I’m going to be in DC two days before Havokfest! Hmmmmm. Maybe I’ll see you there
(yes, I can party-crash with the best of them).
Sounds alot like the exclusive Vicious Style Halloween bash! You and DrJ better be there. Tell her to pack her chainmail bra….I’ll be sure to have plenty of Pepsi on hand
September 10, 2005 at 10:02 am
Man this havokfest sounds better then woodstock
September 10, 2005 at 7:11 am
SHOEMONEY IF YOU GUYS MAKE A HAVOKFEST HAT I WILL BUY IT
September 9, 2005 at 9:05 pm
wow… i feel very embarassed for you and your fischer price rhymes.. that is all i have to say right now.
September 9, 2005 at 9:01 pm
PX I hope your rap battle skillz are up to par, cause im going to roll you up and put you in a jar
You are weak you think your the best, we will see whos the man at havokfest
September 9, 2005 at 8:59 pm
Sounds like a cool time have fun -ROb
September 9, 2005 at 7:29 pm
havokfest is a yearly PRIVATE event that is arranged by a select group of people for a select group of people. theres a 100% chance that it will never become a public event so stop giving yourself carpal tunnel by begging for info.. not to mention, theres no way we’re letting some random inernet blog reader show up to a gathering where everybody has known each other for years.. in a nutshell, if you’re not invited by the head organizer then you’re not coming.
if for some reason you’re losing sleep over this because youre an extremely nosy individual with a curiosity level that rivals curious george and you MUST KNOW what goes on at havokfest, then i shall leave you with this.. NEENER NEENER NEEEEEENNNNERRRRR/
September 9, 2005 at 5:47 pm
And to all you nosy people out there…get a life.
amen.
September 9, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Any chance you can also get another girl or two from your company to come also? A few of us are web designers/developers and would consider a trade of services. ~nd
September 9, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Hi honey =)
September 9, 2005 at 5:40 pm
email pix… I will pass them onto the Havokfest board of directors.
September 9, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Jesus christ no thank you….
September 9, 2005 at 5:39 pm
g00d luck d00d
September 9, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Its a private dealio sorry
September 9, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Hey Shoemoney, what does your incrediblly hot wife think about this event?
And to all you nosy people out there…get a life.
September 9, 2005 at 1:03 pm
Heya!
I am Star from http://www.beachbeauty.net/
I would love to do your party and would give you a nice rate.
I am 28 years old Star – 5′9″, 155 pounds, 38C, 38-28-38 with Long Dark Brown Hair & Light Brown Eyes.
Give me a call 703.631.7137 and tell them you want star and you are shoemoney.
I do not have any pictures on the site but I will email you some if you would like. I am really into computers and perhaps we could work out a deal for you computer nerds to make me a website in exchange for my services?
September 9, 2005 at 12:58 pm
Is this shit for real? How much do you charge to get into this shin dig? I am totally interested. What is the huge need for secrecy?
September 9, 2005 at 12:46 pm
Hi Shoe
I will be in Fairfax around the time of this havokfest event. I do not know if I would have fun there but I would love to pick your brain about online advertising if you have extra time!
Love your blog!
XXoo Amanda ooXX
September 9, 2005 at 12:08 pm
If you boys are ready for a real mistress and want to quit messing with these stripper bitches call me!
I provide bdsm and fetish training around the DC greater area.
Please call me, Nancy, any hour.
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September 9, 2005 at 12:04 am
hey shoemoney, can i whip you like i did at your bachelor party and ride you like a doggie? oh, and how can i get into havokfest?…and can i have one of those shirts from san jose?
September 8, 2005 at 11:52 pm
I donated 500$ when do I get my tickets ?!?!?
September 8, 2005 at 9:56 pm
I will h4×0r your f3st!
September 8, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Shoemoney = Dick
Hey, where is Havokfest? I will tell you how to get a free t-shirt online if you tell me where Havokfest is. I will throw in a free number 2 pencil if you get me an invite so I don’t have to crash it, shave my head, and tell everyone my name is…
September 8, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Shoemoney why you such a dick about not telling people where this thing is? I bet you wont post this comment publically
September 8, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Hey man I am in Fairfax and cover alot of events around here. Where can I find out more about havokfest? Do you have a press kit?
September 8, 2005 at 12:52 pm
How can I get invited to havokfest…. What kind of donation is required to attend?