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So I met Paris Hilton

Posted October 11th, 2004 by Jeremy Schoemaker

paris hiltonI was leaving my room at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, Nevada jabbing on my phone like crazy with this dude that I was trying to buy his website when my wife started making all these weird ass hand signs. I thought she was trying to tell me that I was offering too much money for the website so I put the guy on hold and asked her what was up. She then told me she just saw paris walk down the hallway and that she was near the elevator. I quickly hung told the gentleman I was on the phone with that he wanted to much for the website and I had to go. Then I ran up to the elevators and there she was with her 8 bodyguards. I was a bit starstruck but managed to utter the words “hi can i get a picture?”. She said, “ohh sure I just dont like to when I get mobbed”. My wife at this point looked at me and said ohhh honey dont bother her at which point i wanted to kill her but she took the picture and thats that…

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74 comments. What say you?

  1. Good Comment?
    Kristina

    Your are quite the guy :) , lucky enough to meet famous celebs :D

  2. Good Comment?
    Andrew

    Now Paris Hilton can be proud she has a picture taken with the famous ShoeMoney.

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    Cold Sore Cure

    That’s really fantastic. So you got a HUG from Paris Hilton.

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    Bibokz

    Wow.. what is feels to hug paris? hehehe

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    Atlanta wedding photographer

    Should have asked to take the photograph with just the dog!!!!!

  6. Good Comment?
    jake

    she looks shy…wonder why

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    Popular Wealth

    Yer momma and the dogs momma too! She’s amazing. That smirk on Jeremy’s face, the same one he gets when he logs on to check stats and sees a huge affiliate campaign payoff of some kind.

    Lucky b….

  8. Good Comment?
    big money

    wow jeeze, you have a lot of really interesting posts from years ago that I never saw.

  9. Good Comment?
    Chris Brown

    Thats Hot

    Chris Brown

  10. Good Comment?
    Watch New Paris Hilton Sex Tape

    Interesting Post! By the way, I’ve seen new Paris Hilton Sex Tape! It’s shocking!

  11. Good Comment?
    PrintnPost

    I dont like you anymore! :(

  12. Good Comment?
    nyca

    Stop hating bitch. Paris is great and a really nice person and cute.Your just mad cause your looks ran away….oh no you never had none.
    Don’t ever disrespect her thats my girl even though i never met her before. Paris hilton if you read this when you come to the Bahamas holla…..! e-mail me and bring Nicole too.Just showing some love .Nyca And Unca.

    p.s Nobody truly knows Paris in a personal way unless your a friend or relative so keep your negative comments to yourself. luva ya silly and billy..!
    if thats what you guyz call each other.

  13. Good Comment?
    Monty

    In light of your brush with Paris Hilton, you should get one of our Livestrong-type pink “Free Paris” wristbands to show your support :)

  14. Good Comment?
    Cesar Vega

    Guy, you have such luck to get pictures with pretty women!
    I envy you more on that than the money :)

  15. Good Comment?
    Wealth Junkie

    I agree, she does look pretty good in that photo..

  16. Good Comment?
    qoody

    Comments are pretty funny too.

  17. Good Comment?
    Wealth Junkie

    Very cool..

  18. Good Comment?
    Pravin

    you should start using the red eye removal tool!

  19. Good Comment?
    Heimwerker

    Nice photo, Paris and poker, was probably a great day !

  20. Good Comment?
    Hi-Tech

    Cool of your wife to alert you to her presence :)

  21. Good Comment?
    Directory

    Nice Picture.

  22. Good Comment?
    Lisa

    nice photo.

  23. Good Comment?
    Jimmy

    so the security guard didn’t stop you?

  24. Good Comment?
    ACB

    That was surprisingly nice of her!

  25. Good Comment?
    Paris Hilton world

    So paris i missed your this pic with marketing guru ;)
    Letme blog about this too now :D

  26. Good Comment?
    Lucy Lu

    What a silly-ass story…why in the world would anyone give that piece of garbage, useless, no good, no doer excuse for a human being the time of day.

    Oh, by the way, you have about three misspelled words in your story.

  27. Good Comment?
    Tim

    Gotta say….she is definitely HOT…until she opens her mouth. I’m your “average guy” but after a 5 minute conversation, I would have to move on. She would drive me CRAZY. That said, nice pic and opportunity.

  28. Good Comment?
    Christoph C. Cemper

    LOL – this story made me laugh :) funny…

  29. Good Comment?
    Gary R. Hess

    Wait… why wasn’t she in her own hotel? The Hilton? :|

  30. Good Comment?
    pablo

    why do you wanna meet paris hilton??

  31. Good Comment?
    clint lenard

    My friend met her a few months ago in his Furniture store and said she was wierd… had some kind of skin problem. I personally think she’s fugly but hey, everyone gets a little star struck – even ShoeMoney I suppose :)

  32. Good Comment?
    brent

    should have made a video with her while your at it ;-)

  33. Good Comment?
    Crissy, paris biggest fan

    OMG PARIS I LUV U

  34. Good Comment?
    Crissy, paris' biggest fan

    OMG PARIS

  35. Good Comment?
    Jeba

    Nice dog. I love dogs? who’s holding that dog BTW ;) I think you are standing next to the most searched female on Earth.. did I say paris hilton video or something lol

  36. Good Comment?
    Jonas

    Wow – she normally is pretty ugly, but looks good in that picture….

  37. Good Comment?
    Ken Savage

    He must be squeezing the wrong dog’s ass.

  38. Good Comment?
    http://www.honewatson.com

    What did you do to the dog man? Looks a little freaked.

  39. Good Comment?
    dan kavanaugh

    thats awesome

    i would so have asked for a photo with her…

    what kinda site were u tryin to buy lol

  40. Good Comment?
    TreeFrog

    Awesome blog you have. I enjoyed reading it this evening.
    Peace
    TreeFrog

  41. Good Comment?
    BIG C

    so you got a pic with two dogs – nice

  42. Good Comment?
    wrmineo

    I take it your wife survived her comment?

    I too would have been a bit tense to hear my wife utter such a statement with a wonderful opportunity like that staring me in the face; yes, pun intended. :)

  43. Good Comment?
    Drew

    So your a world championship poker player?

  44. Good Comment?
    Old Welsh Guy

    How did you know which was which ?

  45. Good Comment?
    aeiouy

    So does this mean mr and mrs shoemoney and paris got together later for a drink or not?

  46. Good Comment?
    smindsrt

    And you won’t get one either. I got spanked for that a few months ago….. so

  47. Good Comment?
    ShoeMoney

    I dont see a global link on your p8 site for this page yet ;p

  48. Good Comment?
    ShoeMoney

    luv you honey =)

  49. Good Comment?
    ShoeMoney

    I asked her ;)

  50. Good Comment?
    ShoeMoney

    lol summer i am backdarting ;)

    It was oct of 2004

  51. Good Comment?
    smindsrt

    That’s hot! :)

  52. Good Comment?
    Affiliate-Software-Review.com

    Cute little puppy. Who’s the blonde? :)

  53. Good Comment?
    Extranet Guy

    So I’m reading DP forum and see a link to Paris Hilton and figure it must be someone trying to sell some videos…I’m jealous…I was at the Bellagio with my wife and I’m sure there must have been lots of celebrities there, but my wife remains mum…nice photo!

  54. Good Comment?
    J

    Hey, Mrs. Shoemoney here…just wanted to add that I noticed a Chihuahua in a sweater running down the hotel hall which is how I first spotted Paris!

  55. Good Comment?
    imaspammer

    how did you manage to take a picture with Paris?

  56. Good Comment?
    Summer

    Oh Paris…Her dog is much cuter then she is ;) . When was it that you met her?

    p.s. Your blog date is wrong (unless I’m crazy and it’s still 2004).

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