Archive for 2004

So I met Paris Hilton

Posted on: October 11th, 2004 by Jeremy Schoemaker 74 Comments

I was leaving my room at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, Nevada jabbing on my phone like crazy with this dude that I was trying to buy his website when my wife started making all these weird ass hand signs. I thought she was trying to tell me that I was offering too much money [...]

Hello world!

Posted on: January 2nd, 2004 by Jeremy Schoemaker 16 Comments

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